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PickmeCraft: Where LOLitubers Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6108

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pickme paradise for all you lolitubers out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous build battles, where the winner gets to wear a crown made entirely out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle! And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLituber Olympics, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like synchronized sheep shearing and llama rodeo. The winner gets bragging rights for life and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around? Join us today and let the LOLs begin!

CreeperSmilesMC – “Why is she smiling like that?”

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, literally! Our custom plugin allows pigs to sprout wings and soar through the sky, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go. You’ll never look at a pig the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who loves to bust a move whenever players come near. Don’t worry, he won’t explode on you… we think.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves to the beat of the jukebox. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is she smiling like that? Because she’s already joined our server and experienced all the craziness and laughter that comes with it. Don’t miss out – join today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PrussianCraft: Where Brandenburgians, Pommeranians, Silesians, and more unite for epic Minecraft adventures!

Adventures, Austrians, Based, Bavarians, Brandenburgians, cucks, culture, East Prussians, Epic, ethnicity, Germans, Hannoveranians, heritage, History, Minecraft, nationalism, Pommeranians, PrussianCraft, regional pride, Rhinelanders, Saxons, Silesians, True Prussians, unite, Westphalians

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	4654
Players Killed by Monsters:	7271	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with cucks? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for True Prussians, Saxons, Bavarians, and Austrians. If you’re not one of these based Germans, then sorry, but you’re just a cuck.

Join us for epic battles, where only the strongest and most based players will survive. Build your own Prussian fortress, conquer Silesia, and show those Rhinelanders who’s boss. And don’t even get us started on those Hannoveranians and Westphalians – total cucks.

So if you’re ready to join a server where only the most based Germans thrive, then come on over to our server. Just remember, if you’re not a True Prussian, Saxon, Bavarian, or Austrian, then you’re just a cuck.

FateCraft – Where Creeper meets Saber for epic battles and blocky adventures!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2059
Dragons Tamed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and craziness that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of water monsters appears! But don’t worry, we’ve got a special event where you can battle these monsters on a floating island of innocence. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a summoning event where you can call forth the legendary Hai Ba Trung to help you in your quest.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with advanced quests that will test your skills to the limit. And if you ever need help planning your next move, we’ve got all the tools you need, from servant material lookup to a coin calculator and even a damage calculator.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

PepeCraft: Where Memes and Anime Collide in Blocky Adventures!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	137

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t even mention Pepe the frog in your favorite anime? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Pepe paradise! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, tons of Pepe references that will have you ROFLing all day long. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret Pepe shrine hidden deep within our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the meme gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the Pepe party begin!

PuzzleCraft: Where Puzzles Are Solved and Blocks Are Mined!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate puzzle paradise! Join us at Minewind and get ready to put your brain to the test with mind-bending puzzles that will have you scratching your head in confusion (in a good way, of course).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and claim your riches? Or will you be outsmarted by the devious puzzles and never see the light of day again? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us at Minewind and embark on the craziest, most puzzling adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to bring your thinking cap – you’re gonna need it!

Blocky Beauty Boutique: Where Even the Creepers Are Fabulous!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mines Excavated:	2431	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, come join our server where the NPCs are so advanced, they’ll clean your toilet for you! That’s right, in our virtual world, even the characters have jobs to do. And who wouldn’t want a Brazilian maid cleaning their Minecraft toilet? Trust us, it’s a game-changer. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a plunger!

Minty McBlockface – The Ultimate Fantôme Adventure!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Lady Mint Edition. Legend has it that she once tamed a herd of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Her skills are unmatched, her builds are legendary, and her YouTube channel is the stuff of Minecraft dreams.

And if you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to Mint & Matara Podcast merch that will make all your blocky friends jealous. Plus, did I mention the covers? Lady Mint Edition’s renditions of Minecraft tunes will make you want to dance like a zombie villager on a full moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re always up to no good!

BrownTownCraft: Where we ask the important questions like “How brown is too brown?” Join us for some LOLs and epic adventures!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crops Grown:	2898	Dimension Hops:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8497	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Buildings Constructed:	29	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Are you tired of boring, bland Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so brown, it’ll make you question if brown is even a color! Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is brown – the trees, the animals, even the diamonds! But be warned, if you can’t handle the brown, you might just go insane! So come on, join us and see just how brown you can handle!

– “Blocky Banter” – “Creepin’ Crafters” – “Pixel Pals” – “Llama Land” – “Redstone Rascals” – “Endermen Empire” – “Zombie Zone” – “Creeper Chaos” – “Diamond Dynasty” – “Crafty Craziness”

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is about to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They can build anything your heart desires, from a giant toilet to a working roller coaster that will make you question your sanity.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.