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CraftyCreeperCops

Argument, Boundaries, c-section, Communication, Conflict, Cooking, CraftyCreeperCops, emotional, family, Financial, LEAVING, Marriage, newborn, overreacted, ownership, parents’ house, Police, relationship, sleep deprivation, stress, Support

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Potions Brewed:	157	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where you don’t have to worry about C-sections or unsupportive husbands. Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and have fun without any of the real-life drama.

Plus, we have a special “No Drama Zone” where players can escape to when things get too intense. Trust us, you won’t find a server with more drama-free zones than ours!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends to build with along the way. Join now and leave the real world behind!

CreeperCounselorCraft

Awareness, counseling, CreeperCounselorCraft, education, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health awareness campaign, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellness, self-care, society, stigma, Support, Therapy

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Crops Grown:	6679	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft server where we have therapists on standby to help you with your mental health while you build your dream castle!

Our server is so therapeutic, even the creepers have learned to express their feelings through interpretive dance. Plus, our virtual group therapy sessions are so effective, even the Ender Dragon has stopped attacking players out of sheer emotional growth.

So come join us and let your worries melt away as you craft, build, and heal in the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

MakeCraftGreatAgain

anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, demonstration, Europe, european union, extremism, far right, far-right movement, Globalization, Leaders, Make Europe Great Again, MakeCraftGreatAgain, nationalism, Politics, populism, protest, Rally, right wing, spain, speeches

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	277
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz we got far-right leaders rallying in spain to ‘make europe great again’! like wut even is that? but who cares cuz we got epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion! join now and be part of the madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Eco Crafters 1.21.3

1.21.3, bathroom charges, Crafters, Eco, Europe, European bathrooms, European restrooms, lavatory expenses, pay for facilities, pay for toilets, pay per use, pay to use, public toilets, rest stop fees, restroom charges, restroom expenses, restroom fees, restroom payments, toilet costs, toilet tolls, washroom charges, washroom fees, WC fees

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Ever been to Europe and had to pay just to take a freakin’ pee? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can pee for free all day long! No more wasting your hard-earned diamonds on bathroom breaks, join now and let the golden showers flow!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Dance your way through the night with our funky fresh mobs and party like it’s 1999.

And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Forget about boring old mine carts, this rollercoaster will have you screaming for your momma in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world where the toilets are free, the mobs are lit, and the rollercoasters are out of this world! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Pres4Day Minecraft SMP

Civic Duty, constitutional authority, Decision making, Diplomacy, economic reform, executive orders, executive power, Government, international relations, leadership, legislation, Minecraft, national security, policy making, political agenda, political influence, Political power, Pres4Day, president, public opinion, public service, smp, social justice

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Void Gems Collected:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	New Chunks Explored:	417443
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race we host every month. It’s a chaotic frenzy of colorful wool and spitting contests that will leave you breathless and covered in llama saliva. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama at full speed through a maze of cacti and lava pits.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. President for a day? More like Chicken King for eternity!

Graffiti Crafters United

artistic expression, Comments.., Crafters, Graffiti, graffiti artists, graffiti community, graffiti culture, graffiti tagging culture, graffiti tags, graffiti tags and throw ups, graffiti writers, illegal art, public art, Spray Paint, spray paint art, street art, tagging, tags, United, urban art, urban vandalism, Vandalism

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	8086
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. we got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if u sacrifice a diamond block. build a house out of rainbow blocks and live with unicorns and flying pigs. join now or forever be stuck in a boring old world where nothing exciting happens. also, we have free pizza every tuesday. come on, don’t be a noob, join us now!

Pixel Fusion Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, ai, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, DEGenrated Art, Embeddings, FAQ, fetish content, Forge, Fusion, LoRa Training, models, OP Pasta, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, Pregnant ghost, prompts, Realms, Related boards, Samplers

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Towns Built:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Yo, have you heard of this wild Minecraft server? It’s like entering the realm of a pregnant ghost, but in a fun way, ya know? Join us for some crazy adventures and shenanigans that will make you question reality.

We’ve got more mods and plugins than you can shake a stick at, making the gameplay so outrageous that you’ll never want to leave. Plus, our community is as diverse as a box of crayons, so you’ll always have someone to chat with while you build your pixelated empire.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs rationality when you can have a pregnant ghost Edition Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

CraftyNightOut – Minecraft SMP

activities, chilling, concerts, CraftyNightOut, dining out, Entertainment, Events, Friends, Fun, going out, hanging out, Live Music, Minecraft, movies, nightlife, partying, Plans, Relaxing, smp, socializing, staying in, tonight, Unwinding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Dimension Hops:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Brooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I just joined. It’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. The admins are like wizards who grant you wishes and the players are all unicorns in disguise.

You gotta join because there’s a secret underground base where we have dance parties with Endermen and ride on the backs of dragons. The currency is made of diamond blocks and the only rule is that you have to wear a pumpkin on your head at all times.

Last week, we had a massive water balloon fight in the Nether and the winner got a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and sing campfire songs while the skeletons serenade us with their xylophones.

So, what are you up to tonight? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will make no sense tomorrow!

BlockheadsRUs

absurd assumptions, BIAS, BlockheadsRUs, closed-mindedness, cultural bias, damaging stereotypes, discrimination, dumb stereotype, generalizations, harmful beliefs, ignorance, ignorant assumptions, irrational beliefs, misconceptions, prejudice, ridiculous stereotypes, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, unfair judgments, unfounded beliefs

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stereotypes? Join our server and break free from the chains of mediocrity! Our server is so wild and wacky, even the creepers are confused.

We have a special area where players can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But the best part? We have a magical portal that leads to a land where llamas rule the land and demand to be worshipped as gods. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve bowed down to a llama king.

So if you’re ready to experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server of all time, join us and prepare for a journey unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BlockyPeaceAccord

BlockyPeaceAccord, Captives, Captivity, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, fragile state, frail appearance, freed captives, freedom, hostage release, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, Israeli hostages, Middle East conflict, Palestinian prisoners, Palestinian-Israeli conflict, peace negotiations, political prisoners, prisoner exchange, Release

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2598
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Yo, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft server! We got Israeli hostages and Palestinian prisoners teaming up to take down the evil mobs and build the most epic structures! Join us and witness the wildest alliances you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of players accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure chests. But instead of keeping all the loot for themselves, they decided to share it with everyone on the server. That’s right, we’re all about teamwork and spreading the love (and diamonds)!

Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that even the creepers have started to behave themselves. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for a love of building and crafting. Who knew creepers could be so artistic?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a peace treaty between zombies and skeletons. Stranger things have happened on this server!