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BelgorodBlockParty

Belgorod, BelgorodBlockParty, border control, border region, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, emergency, escalation, government response, incursion, international relations, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, territorial dispute, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Votes:	9531
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have declared a state of emergency in the border region of Belgorod because of a wild Ukrainian incursion! but don’t worry, we have turned it into a fun minigame where you can battle it out with your friends in epic PvP battles!

build your base, gather resources, and defend against the Ukrainian invaders in this intense and hilarious game mode. who will come out on top and claim victory in this crazy border battle? join now to find out!

plus, we have tons of other wacky events and challenges to keep you entertained for hours on end. from giant chicken races to underwater parkour, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our Belgorod border region!

PixelPanicCraft

apps, Childhood, Customization, design, Digital, digital age, home screen, Kid, LAYOUT, Memories, mobile, modern day, Nostalgia, organization, Personalization, phone screen, PixelPanicCraft, Rearranging, room, Technology, user interface

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	255	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell dad jokes.

ever seen a chicken ride a minecart? well, you will on our server. the villagers have their own reality show and the zombies are actually pretty good at karaoke.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet ender dragon that farts rainbows. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party we have every friday night.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible. just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

TongueTechMed: AI Diagnose Fun

98% accuracy, AI algorithm, anaemia, analysing tongue colour, asthma, Covid-19, diabetes, diagnose, Fun, gallbladder conditions, gastrointestinal issues, liver conditions, predicting diseases, Stroke, TongueTechMed, traditional chinese medicine, vascular issues

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	118
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our AI algorithm is like a freakin’ doctor, man! It can look at your tongue and tell you if you got diabetes, a stroke, asthma, or even freakin’ COVID-19! Like, who needs a real doctor when you got a virtual one in Minecraft, amirite? Plus, it’s like, using ancient Chinese medicine techniques from 2000 years ago, so you know it’s legit AF. Come join us and let our AI doc check out your tongue, yo! It’s like, the future of healthcare, but in a blocky world.

MemeGaming

Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Void Gems Collected:	38	Votes:	1594
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Crops Grown:	7684	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

A 1.21 survival server with land claiming, homes, leveling and a few terrain generation data packs. Optionally you can use the simple voice chat mod to talk with other people on the server!

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HolyCraft – Religious Rumble Minecraft Server

Christianity, Holycraft, interfaith dialogue, Islam, JQ, judaism, Minecraft, Politics, Religious, religious beliefs, religious coexistence, religious conflict, religious debate, religious differences, religious extremism, religious history, religious ideologies, religious perspectives, religious similarities, Religious Studies, religious tolerance, Rumble, Server, world events

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1902
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5777

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take religion and politics to a whole new level! Join us as we debate the two most important religions when it comes to the Jewish Question and the fate of the world. Will you join the Church of Creeperism, where we believe that blowing things up is the only way to achieve peace? Or will you side with the Order of Endermen, who believe in teleporting to a better future?

But beware, there are rumors of a secret third religion that worships the elusive Herobrine, said to bring chaos and destruction to those who dare to defy him. Will you uncover the truth behind this mysterious cult? Only on our server can you explore these deep theological questions while building epic structures and battling mobs in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

FoodForThought Minecraft SMP

Consumption, Cooking, cuisine, Culinary, culinary delights, diet, Dining, DISHES, eating habits, Food, food choices, foodforthought, Gastronomy, ingredients, Meal, meal planning, menu, Minecraft, Nourishment, nutrition, recipes, smp, Sustenance

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Runes Activated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all they eat is bread and carrots? Well, look no further because on our server, the players feast on golden apples infused with unicorn tears and enchanted steak cooked by a fire-breathing dragon chef! Join us if you want to experience the most epic food adventures in Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Who knew mobs had such sick dance moves?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare enchanted items waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the food is fantastical, the parties are legendary, and the treasure hunts are out of this world! Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BlinkerCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BlinkerCraft, blinkers, city police, Communication, daily routine, Driving, husband, left turn, long shifts, Marriage, Minecraft, protected left turn, reddit, relationship, road safety, Server, texas, traffic laws, traffic signals, traffic violation, work commute

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	448177	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring drives to work with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and blinker drama!

Imagine a world where using your blinker in a protected left turn lane is the ultimate challenge. Will you risk the wrath of the city police or play it safe like a responsible driver? The choice is yours on our server!

Embark on epic quests to convince your partner to use their blinker, or face the consequences of Reddit shaming. Will you be the hero who saves South Texas from blinker neglect?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of blinker battles like never before. Who knew driving etiquette could be so exhilarating in the world of Minecraft?

CraftyCreeperCafe

Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCreeperCafe, Cultural differences, Dinner, eat alone, Etiquette, Excuses, friendship, Hosting, housewarming, husband’s best friend, interracial marriage, language barrier, leftovers, overthinking, refusing, seoul, small apartment, social norms, south korea, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward situations like this? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about unexpected chicken deliveries from your husband’s best friend again. Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect your space. Plus, we have virtual chicken farms where you can safely enjoy all the chicken you want without any uncomfortable encounters. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

HellForGriefers Minecraft SMP

controversial opinions, deep-seated beliefs, Eternal Damnation, ethical beliefs, ethical standards, fiery condemnations, fiery opinions, harsh judgments, hellfire and brimstone, HellForGriefers, judgmental statements, Minecraft, moral code, moral compass, moral judgment., moral principles, personal beliefs, personal values, religious beliefs, smp, special place in hell, strong beliefs, strong convictions

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Towns Built:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Fill in the blank. What is your personal, “there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t join our Minecraft SMP”?

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun or face the wrath of the dreaded Chicken King, who will rain down feathers upon anyone who dares to build a square house. Our community is filled with wild characters like the mysterious Enderman Whisperer who communicates solely through interpretive dance and the legendary Sheep Herder who can tame even the wildest of sheep with just a stare.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the server and establish a llama dictatorship. Will you join forces with the llama rebels or fight against them in epic llama battles? The choice is yours on our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and insanity is just another day in the blocky world.

Blocky Blissville

abundance, Blessings, Blissville, blocky, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, joy, love, mindfulness, opportunities, optimism, Peace, positivity, progress, prosperity, relationships, self-care, success

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and bland builds? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Sir Baa-a-lot who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. But beware, because the evil Chicken Overlord is always plotting to steal it for himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all: the majestic Llama Unicorn. Ride one of these beauties into battle and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity and fun?