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Crafty Banter

annoying character, annoying voice, banter, budget blown, budget concerns, budget wasted, character annoyance, character dialogue, Crafty, dialogue annoyance, dialogue budget, dialogue complaints, dialogue repetition, game budget, game dialogue, generic victory voice, hitting switch, Hogwarts Legacy, mundane dialogue, Pointless dialogue, second playthrough, victory voice

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring dialogue? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos!

Explore mysterious switches that do who knows what, embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head, and try to figure out what the heck is going on with our nonsensical victory voiceovers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you do x, y will happen… whatever that means! And don’t even get us started on the budget blown on ridiculous dialogue – Hogwarts Legacy has got nothing on us!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright absurd!

Girl Power Craft: Where all women are secretly creeper queens!

Behavior, Communication, Craft, creeper, discrimination, empowerment, equality, Expectations, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, girl, Misogyny, pet, power, prejudice, QUEENS, relationships, Respect, Secretly, society, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered how to navigate the mysterious world of women? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and learn the secrets to unlocking the hearts of all women, turning them into your loyal pets in no time. Trust us, it’s a game-changer! So come on, join us and become the ultimate master of relationships in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

Pixelated Pick-Up Lines: Minecraft Edition

consent, Cute girls, Decision making, Edition, Ethics, FANTASY, gender bending, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender swap, gender transformation, hypothetical questions, hypothetical scenarios, introspection, lines, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, personal boundaries, pickup, pixelated, role reversal, Self Discovery, self-exploration, Sexuality, transformation

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2873	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! On our server, you have the chance to turn into a cute girl and do the deed! That’s right, no more boring blocky characters, now you can be a sassy, stylish lady taking on the Minecraft world in style. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little romance. Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see where your new cute girl persona takes you!

The CuntyCraft Server: Where Hate Gets You Banned!

banned, Behavior, consequences, Cunt, CuntyCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, hate, hateful, hurtful, Justice, Karma, mean spirited, NEGATIVE, Retribution, Server, shame, spiteful, spiteful behavior, Stream, TOXIC, UNFORGIVING, unkind, vindictive

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Towns Built:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of dealing with hateful cunts on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-cunt policy! We once had a player who was being a total douchebag, but don’t worry, we swiftly banished them to the Nether where they can be salty for eternity. Join us for a drama-free, cunt-free, and totally epic Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in glitter and rainbows. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Crafty Cunts and Big Families Minecraft Server

big, big families, Birth Rates, child rearing, common, Crafty, cultural norms, cunts, families, family dynamics, Family Planning, family size, family size comparison, family size perception, family size preferences, family size statistics, family size trends, family structure, large families, Minecraft, modern families, population trends, Server, small families, societal expectations, traditional values

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is a lonely only child? Well, come join us on our Minecraft server where big families are the norm! We’ve got so many siblings running around, you’ll never feel alone again.

Our server is like a virtual Brady Bunch on steroids. Need help building a castle? Just ask your 12 brothers and sisters for a hand. Want to go on a mining adventure? Grab your cousins and let’s go!

But that’s not all – we also have regular family reunions where we all gather around a virtual campfire and roast virtual marshmallows. And don’t even get me started on our epic family feud battles – nothing says bonding like a good old-fashioned PvP showdown with your relatives.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the joy of having a big, dysfunctional family in a blocky world. Who needs therapy when you have siblings to drive you crazy?

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Lols

#youtube, Community, content creators, Enna, Entertainment, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, Land, Livestream, Llamas, lols, millie, nina, online presence, Previous thread, Reimu, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, Video, YeetCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos! Our players include Enna, Millie, Nina (who has graduated from Minecraft University), and Reimu. Enna is known for her epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions, while Millie is the queen of pranks and mischief. Nina is a master at survival mode, taking on mobs like a boss. And Reimu? Well, let’s just say her PvP skills are unmatched.

But that’s not all! We also have Ethyria Essentials, a mystical land filled with rare resources and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where diamonds rain from the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Just beware of the exploding sheep and the zombie pigmen riding chickens. It’s a wild world out there, but we wouldn’t have it any other way!

Crafty Wonderland: Where even Alice gets lost in the mines!

#Aliceadventure, #Alicefun, #Alicejourney, #Alicememories, #Alicetravel, #exploreAlice, Adventure, alice, Crafty, Destination, EXCITEMENT, Explore, Friends, Fun, Journey, Lost, Memories, Mines, repeat, travel, trip, vacation, wonderland

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Crops Grown:	9626	Dragon Eggs Found:	6458
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, pack your bags and get ready to go down the rabbit hole because our server is like Wonderland on steroids!

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking rabbit who will guide you through a world filled with magic, mayhem, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? We’ve got it. How about a PvP arena where the only rule is to fight like a mad hatter? You betcha.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cheshire Creeper, a creature that will explode into a rainbow of blocks when defeated. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a secret dimension where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha.

So what are you waiting for? Don’t be late for this very important date on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Kremlin Crew: Trump, Putin & Co. Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Blocking, Corruption, Crafty, creeps, CREW, current, Diplomacy, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, Frontline, Hope, Interference, international relations, Kremlin, Minecraft, Politics, putin, russia, russia ukraine conflict, sanctions, Server, trump, U.S, Ukraine

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Love Letters Sent:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Magic Items Found:	7124
Villages Defended:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join forces with Trump and his two creepy sidekicks to defend Russia’s frontline in eastern Ukraine! These guys have been blocking U.S. aid for over 400 days, so you know they mean business. Join now for a wild ride filled with political drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few scandals along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling? Join us today and be a part of the chaos!

GiggleCraft – Genshin Impact meets Minecraft madness! Join the fun now!

BannerSim, Barbara, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, Discovery Collaboration, feline fortress furrdyssey, Freedom-Sworn, Fun, genshin, genshin impact, GiggleCraft, guides, Impact, Join, Kaedehara Kazuha, madness, Maps, meets, Minecraft, Neuvillette, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the Two Worlds Aflame, where the Crimson Night Fades and insanity reigns supreme.

Embark on epic quests and discover hidden treasures in our collaboration web event “Discover Traces, Explore Nature”. But watch out for the Feline Fortress Furrdyssey event, where you’ll have to fend off fluffy feline warriors to survive!

Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara – all ready to join you on your crazy adventures. And don’t miss out on our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn – perfect for slaying dragons and building epic structures.

But that’s not all! Get daily check-in rewards for life and redeem insane codes like GENSHINGIFTBNYP6K5X4HIQCA3BLTURGH9DGGXG71L5J215GT9LMYXB8NXMHOFK9PBK481GKAVIH73V97ENNQXAZLX1943GOLQH7G62I7EUYKHC29118G54 for exclusive loot.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes!

Brits Gone Wild: Minecraft Madness

advice, Bonding, British, Brits, Communication, Community, Connection, culture, DATING, Edition, emotions, experiences, feelings, friendship, love, madness, Minecraft, new bf, relationships, sharing, Social, society, Support, Wild

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a Minecraft boyfriend to build cute little houses with and go on adventures together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to find your new blocky beau!

Join us and you’ll be surrounded by hunky Minecraft hunks who are ready to shower you with virtual flowers and protect you from creepers. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a pixelated prince charming by your side?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion, a magical elixir that will make any player fall head over heels in love with you. Just imagine all the heart emojis and virtual kisses you’ll be getting!

So come on, join us and find your new Minecraft boyfriend today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your happily ever after in this pixelated paradise!