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CraftyCrackheads – PvP & Pranks Galore!

Animaniacs, CraftyCrackheads, Cross-Play, cross-progression, dev time, Dexter, Galore, Gleamium, Joker, May edition, multiversus, mvsg, new characters, new moves, new stages, open beta, platform fighter, powerpuff girls, pranks, pve mode, PvP, rollback netcode, ue5, universal parry technique, Warner Brothers

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	149	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a wild ride on our server where you’ll find characters from Warner Brothers properties duking it out in epic platform fighter battles. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is so exclusive that the game was released to open beta, then pulled for an additional year of dev time just to make it even more insane. We’ve added new characters, new stages, new moves, a universal parry technique, a PvE mode, a new engine (UE5), rollback netcode, and even a currency called Gleamium that you can purchase through means other than money.

And get this, we’ve got Joker and the Powerpuff Girls throwing down, with Dexter and the Animaniacs bringing their own stages into the mix. It’s a crossover event like no other!

Join us on PC, PS4, PS5, Xbox One, or Xbox Series consoles for some cross-play and cross-progression madness. Don’t miss out on the mayhem, join our server now and prepare for the ultimate battle of epic proportions!

Crafty Crazies

#sociopath, analytical, Community, Crafty, Crazies, Cunning, dark humor, Discord, Geniuses, GIFTED, high intelligence, INTELLECT, isolated individuals, manipulative, mental health, Personality, Psychology, Psychopathic, rare individuals, Server, twisted minds, Unique

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Welcome to our exclusive Minecraft server for those rare individuals who possess both a psychopathic personality and high intelligence! If you find joy in building elaborate traps for unsuspecting players or enjoy trolling others with your cunning mind, then this is the server for you.

Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like building a giant lava maze that only the most twisted minds can navigate, or staging elaborate heists to steal diamonds from other players. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who will appreciate your dark sense of humor and devious tactics.

But beware, not just anyone can join our ranks. You must prove your worth by completing a series of twisted challenges that will test your mental fortitude and willingness to embrace your inner psychopath. Are you up for the challenge?

Join us on our Discord server and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So sharpen your mind, hone your skills, and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. See you on the dark side!

ConfusedCraft: Where Words Fail, Fun Prevails!

4chan, Absolutely, Arguing, better, comfort, comfy, ConfusedCraft, Degenerates, Discord, Fail, feel, Fun, Harassment, Only, patience, Prevails, shithole, Site, slightly more patience, social media, Stopped, stopped using, Using, Words

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Buildings Constructed:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of the drama and chaos of other social media platforms? Do you crave a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and experience a world where 4chan reigns supreme and discord is just a distant memory. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who value anonymity and freedom of expression above all else. No more arguing, no more degenerates – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where memes come to life and trolls roam free. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

british comedy, british humor, british television, classic humor, classic tv, comedy, comedy legends., CREEPERS, cultural commentary, Food, group, historical, humor, London, monty python, MontyCraft, Nostalgia, old school entertainment, RUN, satire, silly, sketch comedy, social commentary, Spam, television history., time capsule, vintage, Walks

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

ChopCraft: Chainsaw Mania

action, Anime, Bloody, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChopCraft, dark fantasy, death, Demons, Denji, Gore, graphic, Horror, INTENSE, Makima, Manga, Mania, Revenge, shonen jump, Supernatural, Thriller, tragic, violence

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	7233	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special event called “Baby Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can make a baby suffer the most in-game. It’s like Hunger Games, but with babies! So if you have a dark sense of humor and a competitive spirit, come join us and let’s see who can make this baby suffer the most! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Sales Drop Harder Than MHA’s Ratings

#my hero academia, Analysis, Anime, Challenges, Crafty, Decline, Downfall, Drop, HARD, Harder, Industry, Manga, market, McCraftface, mha, MHAs, profit, Ratings, Revenue, Sales, sales drop, Struggling, what went wrong

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sheep in a meadow? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in your pixelated life!

We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their tails, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and creepers that breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena before you defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the chaos begin!

Novarealms: Where Villagers are the Real MVPs in This SMP Server

administration team, bedrock, Beta Testing, Discord, discord TOS, Diversity, Entertainment, Immersive, Inclusivity, Java compatible, minecraft server, MVPS, Nova Realms SMP, Novarealms, real, restrictions, Server, smp, staff applications, villagers

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crops Grown:	1709	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Void Gems Collected:	23

Nova Realms SMP
:construction: We have just recently released for BETA Testing!
:people_hugging: We are all about fun, inclusivity and most importantly diversity!
:no_entry_sign: We have no restrictions (other than the minecraft/discord tos) and we are open to everyone!
:clock: We plan on having this server open for as long as possible, to provide the best experience for all our players!
:tv: There are plugins that modify the game to make it even more immersive and entertaining
:mobile_phone: We are a bedrock AND Java compatible server, so invite all your friends!
(we are also accepting staff applications)

If you are interested, join our discord to learn more!

We hope to see you there!

Sincerely, Nova Realms SMP Administration Team

https://discord.gg/e69zCs3Cnr

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join our server, please join our Discord server first and follow the instructions provided there.

Q: Are there any restrictions on who can join?

A: Other than following Minecraft and Discord terms of service, there are no restrictions on who can join our server. We welcome everyone!

Q: Is there a specific theme or gameplay style on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Our server focuses on fun, inclusivity, and diversity. We aim to provide a diverse and immersive gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

A: While we strive to maintain a welcoming and inclusive environment, we do have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are available on our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Yes! Our server is bedrock and Java compatible, so feel free to invite all your friends to join in on the fun.

Crafty Berserk Bonanza

#youtube, action, Adventure, Anime, berserk, bonanza, CHAPTERS, Community, Crafty, Daily, dark fantasy, discussion, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fun, join us, Manga, Most Enjoyable, Not Porn, reading, Thread, Video

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Towns Built:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a wild and berserk adventure! Join us as we embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all – we also have daily “Berserk Thread” readings where we gather around and dive into the craziest chapters of the Berserk manga. It’s not porn, but it’s still pretty good, trust us.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you fight off creepers while discussing the deep themes of friendship and betrayal in Berserk? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just click on the link and prepare for a wild ride: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tReA6c8HZ-4 (Disclaimer: link may or may not lead to actual Berserk content)

Sisterly Handjob Land – A Minecraft Server of Awkward Family Bonding

awkward, Bonding, boundary crossing, desire, eye contact, family, fetish, Forbidden, Guilty, handjob, inappropriate, Incest, Intimacy, kink, Land, Lust, Minecraft, older sister, Receiving, secret, Server, sexual tension, Siblings, Sisterly, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for the unique experience of receiving a dry handjob from your older sister as you both gaze deeply into each other’s eyes. It’s a bonding experience like no other, and you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and questionable family dynamics!

PizzaCraft: Where in Italy is this dude hiding?

Adventure, Cities, Destination, discovery, dude, Europe, Exploration, geography, Hiding, Italian culture, italy, landmarks, location, Mediterranean, peninsula, Pizzacraft, Regions, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, trip, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Oh, you won’t find this lad in Italy, you’ll find him in the magical land of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride llamas through the streets of Venice, build a pizza castle in Naples, and battle creepers in the Colosseum! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret pasta mine hidden deep underground…just watch out for the spaghetti monsters! So come join us and experience Italy like never before, only on our crazy Minecraft server!