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MapleCraft: Where Even Canadians Can’t Escape the Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	5702	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a moose on a poutine diet? Look no further, because our server is so lit, even the polar bears are doing the Macarena!

Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Our community is so welcoming, even the beavers are building friendship dams.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our server and discover hidden treasures, like the legendary maple syrup fountain or the mystical Tim Hortons portal.

So come on, eh? Join us and let’s have a blast, because on our server, even the snowmen have a sense of humor!

CraftyMcCraftFace: Where No. 73469944 by Anonymous is the Boss of LOLs

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of llamas as they race through fields of rainbow sheep. You can even challenge the moderators to a dance-off for epic loot and bragging rights. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust out their best Thriller moves.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ZombieCraft: Where Dead Series Come Back to Life! RIP ITT

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6199	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Dimension Hops:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of boring, lifeless Minecraft servers that make you want to respawn in real life? Well, look no further because our server is here to bring the LOLs back to your blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite memes, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our community is full of hilarious players who will have you ROFLing all day long.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells the spookiest jokes in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and…dancing skeletons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh your blocks off! Trust us, you won’t want to respawn anywhere else.

Pixelated Pals: Building Blocks of Friendship, Not Cancerous Comments

abnormal lumps, blocks, blood in pee, building, Cancer, cancerous, chemo therapy, Comments.., cough up blood, family history, fatigued, Fever, friendship, hard to pee, heart burn, LOSE WEIGHT, lymph nodes swell, PALS, pixelated, say goodbye, skin blotches, vomit

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	5210	Love Letters Sent:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magic Items Found:	7940
Potions Brewed:	46	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and explore? Well, come join our server where we give niggers the ultimate challenge – battling cancer! Watch as niggers go through chemo therapy, vomit, lose weight, develop abnormal lumps, struggle to pee, have blood in their pee, get skin blotches, swollen lymph nodes, heart burn, fever, fatigue, cough up blood, and ultimately say goodbye to their families. It’s a wild ride that runs in niggers’ families – join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Fortnite fans go to become Minecraft masters!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Love Letters Sent:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ores Mined:	6512
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for Chapter 5 Season 2: Myths and Mortals, where you can battle legendary creatures and become a Minecraft god!

Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit in Minecraft! Who knew you could mix and match games like this? Plus, track your stats and climb the leaderboards to show off your Minecraft skills.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our interactive map with crazy challenges that will test your Minecraft abilities. And don’t miss out on our Mission Alerts for StW – survive the horde and reap the rewards!

Exciting news awaits in our server, like Korra entering Fortnite and waterbending coming to Battle Royale. And get ready for Rocket Racing Neon Rush – light up the night in Minecraft like never before!

Join our Fortnite Festival Season 2 and unlock your talent with special appearances by Lady Gaga! And if that’s not enough, subscribe to our Fortnite Crew for exclusive perks and rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server for an unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty LOLz: Autism or Artistry?

ARTISTRY, autism, Behavior, Communication, Crafty, depression, Diagnosis, diagnosis criteria, Insecurity, Introvert, labeling, lolz, mental health, misconceptions, neurodiversity, social anxiety, Social Skills, spectrum disorder, Stereotypes, stigma, Support, teenager, Therapy

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magic Items Found:	2924	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with introverts and insecure teenagers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a special feature where you can distinguish between introverts, people with social anxiety, and even autists just by looking at them in-game.

Join us and witness the epic battles between introverts building their fortresses in solitude, people with social anxiety avoiding player interactions at all costs, and autists creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. Join now and see for yourself why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

DieCraft: Where respawning is just like getting back into a hearse, but way more fun! LOLz

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join our server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, riding on the back of a flying pig, and battling a giant spider that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Or maybe you’ll come across the secret portal that leads to a disco party with creepers as the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, just like the hearse, you’ll die to get into this server again and again. Like and share for good luck!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1743
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server, where everything is cooked to perfection in our “edicion parrillera”!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while sizzling up some steaks on our giant BBQ grill. Watch out for the lava pits though, they’re not just for show – they’re actually our secret sauce for the ultimate flavor explosion!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Grill Master, who will challenge you to cook-offs where the loser has to eat a block of raw tofu. Trust us, you don’t want to be on the receiving end of that punishment!

So come on over to our “edicion parrillera” server and let’s grill and chill like never before. Just remember, if you can’t stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen – or in this case, the Minecraft server!

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Laughs

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride with Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated and became a Minecraft legend), and Reimu. These Minecraft pros will show you the ropes and teach you how to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will blow your mind with their insane mods and plugins that will take your gameplay to a whole new level. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow portal? Done. Want to battle a dragon with a lightsaber? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft superstar like our beloved Nina. See you in the game!

Pixelated Puns: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Farms Harvested:	813
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	New Chunks Explored:	731647
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs can’t resist busting a move.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance as the DJ every Saturday night.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner. Trust us, you won’t regret it!