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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 663 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any short hairy Muslim guys kicking each other in the shins like little girls! Instead, we have a community of majestic unicorns who challenge each other to epic battles with diamond swords and enchanted armor.
Forget about watching some hairy Arab guy saying “come here brother I wrestle you good”, on our server, you’ll witness a showdown between a group of ninja turtles and a pack of werewolves, all fighting for control of the legendary Golden Potato.
And who needs to watch some black guy beating up a white guy all the time when you can join us for a thrilling adventure where players ride giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil llamas?
So come join our server and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
