MommaSaidNoGriefers

biological child, cooking criticism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, grandmother, insulted daughter, MommaSaidNoGriefers, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s party, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Enchantments Applied:	248
Ores Mined:	2927	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where family gatherings are more intense than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, just like in this crazy story. Cook up some drama with your stepmother and grandmother, and see who can out-spice the other in the ultimate cooking showdown.

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world!

MovieSMP_CharSelect

Acting, anime character, Antagonist, COSPLAY, dream come true, dream job, dream role, fantasy role, favorite character, fictional character, Hero, iconic character, imagination, movie character, MovieSMP_CharSelect, opportunity, Protagonist, Role Model, role-play, series character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	711
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrr. Like, I heard that if you join, you get to play as your favorite movie, series, or anime character. Like, imagine being Iron Man and flying around shooting creepers with your repulsor beams. Or being Naruto and using your ninja skills to build the sickest base ever.

And get this, there’s this secret underground city where only the elite players can go. I heard that there’s a hidden treasure chest with like, a million diamonds in it. And if you find it, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs.

Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who dresses up as a wizard and grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. I heard that someone wished for a house made entirely out of cake and the admin actually made it happen.

So yeah, if you want to have the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft experience of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BirthdayBlunderCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of forgetting important dates and scrambling to find a last-minute gift for your special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll have access to our exclusive “Birthday Forget-Me-Not” plugin, which automatically generates a virtual gift for your loved one whenever you forget their birthday. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, we’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” minigame, where players can compete to win the heart of their crush by shooting them with arrows of love. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on the server that holds the key to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and never worry about forgetting a birthday gift again!

CraftyCreeper8Billion

$8 billion, arms sale, arms transfer, biden, Congress, CraftyCreeper8Billion, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Notification, political news, SECURITY, united states, weapons deal, weapons procurement

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5474
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	28	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Chimp Genes vs Human Brains

brain development, Brains, chimp, chimpanzees, comparative biology, comparative genomics, Evolution, evolutionary genetics, gene expression, gene regulation, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic diversity, genetic similarities, Genetic specialization, genome, Human, human brain, human evolution, neurobiology, Primate genetics, specialization, Upregulated genes

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	New Chunks Explored:	181807
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

yo, u ever wonder why humans r so much smarter than chimps? well, it’s cuz we got more upregulated genes, bro. and u know what else has more upregulated genes? our minecraft server! join us and level up ur brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. who needs a chimp when u can have a diamond sword? come join the evolution of gaming on our server and see why humans truly are the superior species.

AussieSMP

AussieSMP, ban evasion, Chunks, Community, Contraptions, Creative Server, Economy, Entities, Golden Shovel, Griefing, Land claiming, latency, Network, new zealand, Npc, Redstone, rules, smp, teleports, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	159	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Animals Bred:	68
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord Invite Link	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
Apply Here	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports and player trading.

Features:

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft.
Main focus is on Vanilla mechanics with minimal modifications.
Decently sized shopping area for player trading.
Teleport commands for easy navigation.
Land claiming system for protecting builds.
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.
Part of a growing network with a creative server.
External resources such as livestreams, Discord, and a wiki.

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Use common sense

If you’re looking for a friendly Minecraft server with a welcoming community, AussieSMP is the place for you.

FAQ

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply using the link provided above. The server is whitelisted, so you will need to fill out an application form.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, there are rules listed above that you must adhere to while playing on the server. Failure to follow these rules may result in your removal from the community.

Is the server purely vanilla or are there additional features?

The server is mostly vanilla with some quality of life features such as teleport commands, player trading, and a land claiming system. It aims to maintain the essence of Vanilla Minecraft while enhancing the gameplay experience.

What can I expect from the community on AussieSMP?

The community on AussieSMP is friendly and welcoming to new players. There is a strong emphasis on teamwork, trading, and building a vibrant in-game economy. Players are encouraged to collaborate and explore the server together.

Is there a Discord server for AussieSMP?

Yes, there is a Discord server for AussieSMP where players can chat, find out about future plans for the server, and participate in community events. The Discord invite link is provided above.

Chrono Portal 1.21

1970s, 1974, 4chan, Archive, archives, Boston archives, Boston library, Boston Phoenix, Chrono, confirmation, Creative, discovery, historical, humor, investigation, newspaper ad, Portal, prank, reference, shits and giggles, time travel, time traveler

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	216	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	410
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Join our Minecraft server for a trip through time and space, where 4chan references exist in 1974 newspaper ads!

Experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets from the past while building epic structures in a virtual world.

Who needs a Boston library when you can explore history while crafting and mining with your friends?

Don’t miss out on this mind-bending adventure – join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about reality!

ChildSupportCraft

absentee parent, adhd, autism, child services, child support, ChildSupportCraft, court agreement, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, enforcement, family dynamics, financial burden, financial responsibility, legal action, neglect, odd, parental responsibilities, scoliosis, single mother, special needs

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Star Shards Collected:	52	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a soap opera!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies while navigating through the insane stories of our players. From single moms taking on deadbeat dads to exes moving across the country to avoid child support, our server is filled with drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

HypeGoneMinecraft SMP

anticipation, Buzz, disappeared, Disappointment, fad, Failed, fizzle out, flash in the pan, Flop, Forgotten, gone, hype, HypeGoneMinecraft, next big thing, obsolete, once popular, overhyped, short lived, smp, trend, Trendsetter, VANISHED

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1984
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Zombie Dances:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Magic Items Found:	1773	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

OMG guys, have you heard about this super epic Minecraft SMP server that was supposed to be the next big thing but then just vanished into thin air like my ex-girlfriend’s sanity? It was like the holy grail of SMPs, with diamond-encrusted pigs flying around and villagers doing the cha-cha slide all day long. But then one day, POOF! It was gone faster than my willpower to resist eating a whole cake in one sitting.

But fear not, my fellow blockheads, because I have found a new server that is even more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. This server has unicorns as mounts, dragons as pets, and a secret underground lair where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, the owner is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into stacks of diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism).

So come join us on this wild ride of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, blame it on the lag. #YOLOminecraft #blockparty #whatisrealityanyway

CraftyRejectCraft

avoiding embarrassment, communication skills, CraftyRejectCraft, dating tips, declining a proposal, declining gracefully, emotional intelligence, handling rejection, polite decline, refusing a proposal, refusing without embarrassment, rejecting a proposal, rejection without hurting feelings, relationship advice, respectful rejection, saying no politely, saying no to a proposal, sensitive communication, social etiquette, tactful refusal, turning down a proposal

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Animals Bred:	194	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of awkwardly turning down marriage proposals in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special “Reject Proposal” button that explodes fireworks and sends a message in the chat saying “It’s not you, it’s me… and the creeper that just blew up behind you.” Guaranteed to make rejecting proposals a blast! Join now for a chance to break hearts and blow up creepers in style!

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FAQ

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Is the server purely vanilla or are there additional features?

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