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NickCraft: The Newsletter Ninja

aita, Alexander, back to school, berated, birth certificate, club, complaint, face of, full name, girly name, Humiliating, Lex, Make it right, middle name, mom, Newsletter, NickCraft, Nickname, ninja, school newsletter, serious, student log in, Using

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2409	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of being called by your boring, sophisticated name like Alexander? Want to spice things up and join a Minecraft server where you can be known as the one and only Lex? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us on this wild adventure where your mom’s opinions don’t matter and you can embrace your inner Lex without any judgment. We’ve even got a special club just for players who go by cool nicknames like Lex, so you’ll fit right in.

Don’t let your mom hold you back from being the awesome Lex that you were meant to be. Join our server today and show her that Lex is the name of the future, baby! Let’s get crafting and building, Lex-style!

Abuse-Free SMP: Escaped & Thriving

Abuse, AbuseFree, breaking the cycle, courage, domestic violence, empowerment, escape plan, escaped, family dynamics, healing, mental health, moving out, ReBuilding, resilience, safety planning, self love, self-care, smp, starting over, support system, Survival, Therapy, THRIVING, Trauma recovery

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Are you tired of living in a house where the creepers are the least of your worries? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only abusive thing you’ll encounter is the way our players abuse the chat with their terrible puns!

Escape your real-life drama and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds to make that epic armor. Build your dream home, make friends with fellow survivors, and leave your abusive past behind in a cloud of pixelated dust.

Join now and start a new chapter in your life where the only griefing you’ll experience is from that one player who keeps stealing your crops. It’s time to break free from the shackles of your old life and start fresh in a world where the only toxicity is from the poison potions you accidentally drank. Let’s craft a brighter future together, one block at a time!

SadCraft2021

depression, Despair, emotional, emotions, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholic, Melancholy, Memories, Nostalgia, Pain, SadCraft2021, Sadness, Sensitive, sorrow, sorrowful, Tears, triggers

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5077
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchantments Applied:	103
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of feeling sad and lonely in the real world? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can drown your sorrows in a virtual world of pixelated fun! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling creepers.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling sad again, because our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. Need a pick-me-up? Just hop on our server and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the Nether.

So why waste your time feeling sad when you could be having the time of your life on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the laughter begin!

SinwarCraft – Not Your Average Cross-Dressing Server

Average, crossdressing, disguise, disguise techniques, dressed as a woman, elusive target, fugitive, Gaza Strip, gender disguise, Hamas Leader, hiding in plain sight, hiding tactics, intelligence reports, Middle East conflict, militant leader, Palestinian, political figure, secret identity, security threat, Server, SinwarCraft, undercover, Wanted Man, Yahya Sinwar

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where yahya sinwar is hiding in plain sight dressed as a woman! you never know when he will pop out and start building with you! maybe he will even challenge you to a build battle while wearing his fabulous dress! join now for the chance to meet this mysterious figure and uncover all the secrets he holds in our wacky world of blocks and pixels!

HiberCraft: Save Lives & Chill

Chill, critical care, DNP, donepezil, DRUG, drug repurposing, emergency medicine, emergency response, HiberCraft, hibernation-like state, Hospital, innovative treatment, life-saving intervention, lives, medical breakthrough, medical emergencies, medical innovation, organ damage, patient survival, repurposed, Save, save lives, suspended animation, time-sensitive treatment

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3343

Yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can literally go into suspended animation like you’re in a sci-fi movie? Well, guess what? Our server has got you covered!

We’ve got this crazy drug called Donepezil or DNP that can put you in a hibernation-like state, slowing down organ damage and giving you more time to reach the hospital in case of emergencies. Imagine being chased by a creeper and just popping a pill to go into suspended animation, giving you a chance to escape and come back to fight another day!

Join our server now and experience the wildest medical emergencies in Minecraft history! Who needs potions when you’ve got suspended animation drugs, am I right? Let’s save lives and have a blast doing it!

NaziHavenMC Server

anti-semitism, Aryan Nations, extremism, extremism in America, extremism in Idaho, far right, hate crimes, hate groups, Hate Speech, History, hyperborea, Idaho, Nazi haven, NaziHavenMC, neo-nazis, Northern Idaho, Pacific Northwest, racism, Server, white nationalism, white separatism, White Supremacy

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	3552

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the idea of Nazis hiding out in northern Idaho? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about history. Join us and uncover the secrets of Hyperborea in northern Idaho – who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the infamous ghostly figure. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more twisted than a pretzel in a tornado!

TroonityCraft SMP – BTFOrealm

Argument, BELIEF, BTFO, BTFOrealm, Christroons, Concept, criticism, debate, Debunked, deluding, disbelief, doctrine, FAITH, Habit, Insanity, Religion, response, skepticism, smp, theology, Trinity, TROONITY, TroonityCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mines Excavated:	1694	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got players so skilled, they make Trinity look like a bunch of noobs. Christroons? More like Chri-sto-gone because they won’t stand a chance against our epic community.

Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the forces of good and the forces of…well, not so good. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll do anything to come out on top, even if it means sacrificing their diamond armor in a lava pit.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your epic builds and insane PvP skills. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

MethCraftMILKickout

anger, baby, cut contact, danger, Date night, DAUGHTER, family, forgiveness, grandmother, harsh response, Help, horrible decision, MethCraftMILKickout, mother-in-law, ring doorbell, slip ups, smoking meth, Sober, Threats

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1188	Runes Activated:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law smoking meth on your front porch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make your family drama look like child’s play. We promise you won’t find any mother-in-laws smoking meth here (unless they’re role-playing, of course).

Join now and experience the thrill of cutting off toxic family members while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? So come on, join us and leave the real-life craziness behind!

CreeperExGoneMad

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, controlling behavior, crazy ex, CreeperExGoneMad, emotional baggage, ex, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, Jealousy, love gone wrong, Manipulation, moving on, possessiveness, red flags, relationships, Revenge, toxic behavior, unhealthy attachment, warning signs

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	251	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136

Are you tired of dealing with your crazy ex in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a giant statue of your ex and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze full of traps to symbolize the emotional rollercoaster they put you through. Trust us, nothing is more therapeutic than pixelated revenge! Plus, rumor has it that your ex is also playing on the server, so you can finally settle the score once and for all in a battle to the death (in-game, of course). Join now and let the drama unfold!

CraftyTelegram Minecraft Server

Ban, Censorship, Communication, communication app, CraftyTelegram, digital rights, ENCRYPTION, Government, India, internet, investigation, legal action, messaging app, messaging platform, Minecraft, privacy, regulatory scrutiny, SECURITY, Server, social media, Technology, Telegram, user data

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magic Items Found:	3762
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Towns Built:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ores Mined:	3806
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

so, this server is like a wild ride through a land of blocky chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow. but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. yes, you heard that right, CAKE.

if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this: our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you bring him a diamond block. oh, and did i mention that our spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that plays dubstep remixes of classic minecraft tunes?

so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.