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StepDadCop Minecraft Server

Apology, arrest threat, Boundaries, brother, Communication, Fairness, family dynamics, family relationships, Legality, live location, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Mother, Parental authority, parental controls, phone control, privacy, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, STALKING, StepDadCop, Stepfather, Technology

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Votes:	8202	Runes Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of your stepdad stalking you through your phone? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where parental controls don’t exist! No more live location tracking, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated freedom!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without anyone snooping on your every move. On our server, you can unleash your creativity without fear of being spied on by a step-parent. Plus, we have a strict no-stalking policy – unless you count creepers, but they’re more into blowing up blocks than invading your privacy.

So come join us and leave all your parental control woes behind. Who needs a stepdad tracking your every move when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to freedom – one block at a time!

BabyBlockParty

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Emeralds Found:	5966
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Just like the wild antics of your FIL’s girlfriend, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging drunken messages and threats while trying to build the perfect pixelated world. Our community is divided on whether you should let her in or keep her out, just like your family!

But fear not, on our server, you can create your own rules and decide who gets to join your virtual family gatherings. Who needs pedicures and girls’ days when you can have epic battles and adventures with fellow players?

So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected, just like when your FIL’s girlfriend grabbed his phone in the middle of the night. Who knows what crazy antics await you on our server!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

communication skills, conversation starters, coping strategies, Creepercraft, emotional honesty, emotional intelligence, good response, how are you, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, not good, personal boundaries, polite response, positive thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Server, small talk, social etiquette, support systems, well-being

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Oh, you definitely need to join our Minecraft server if you’re feeling down! Our virtual world is filled with magical unicorns that give out free hugs, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave…unless you run out of snacks, of course!

YoungCraft – Try it Before Wrinkles!

wrinkles, YoungCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Potions Brewed:	75
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks or participate in our annual “Dance-Off with the Ender Dragon” competition. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is!

CyprusCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Cyprus, Cyprus-Israel relations, CyprusCraft, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah aggression, Hezbollah threats, Hezbollah warning, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aggression, military intervention, Minecraft, political tension, potential conflict, regional conflict, security concerns, Server, Terrorism, Threats, War

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Items Found:	7378	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about hezbollah threatening war against cyprus if it helps israel and ur like wtf? well guess what, on this server u can escape all that drama and just build ur own lil world without any crazy threats. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond pickaxe and a pet creeper that explodes on command. come join us and let’s have a blast (literally)!

Hezbollah Havoc: Minecraft Mayhem

all-out war, civilian sites, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, military confrontation, military sites, Minecraft, national security, political instability, Propaganda, regional crisis, security threat, Surveillance, Tension, video footage, Warning

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5442	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Crops Grown:	1249	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we got more drama than israel and hezbollah combined! we got military bases and civilian sites that will blow your mind! it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers! join now before things get too real and we all end up in an all-out war in minecraft land! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this chaos! #minecraftwarzone #joinusbeforeitstoolate

TurduckenCraft: The Final Layer

celebration, Cooking, DELICIOUS, Eating, feast, FINAL, final layer, Food, holiday, humans, LAYER, layered dish, Meal, meat, multi-layered dish, Poultry, poultry dish, Stuffed, Thanksgiving, tradition, turducken, TurduckenCraft, unique dish

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

join our epic minecraft server where humans are the final layer after eating a turducken. yes, you heard that right. forget about boring old servers where you just mine and build stuff. on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie chickens and fight off evil villagers with nothing but a carrot.

we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. if you can defeat the chicken, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cake and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

but beware, there are also creepers that explode into confetti and skeletons that shoot arrows made of spaghetti. it’s a crazy world out there, but if you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the time of your life. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become the ultimate turducken warrior!

DynastyCraft – 1.12.2 Modded Medieval

1.12.2, dark ages, Dark Ages Server, Discord, DYNASTY, Dynastycraft, Earth, Earth Factions, Earthfactions, Earthmap, Earthsmp, Earthtowny, Factions, Geopol, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Kingdom, Medieval, Medieval Minecraft, Minecraft, Modded, Modded minecraft, Modpack, Official, Server, Survival, Technicpack, Technicpack Modpack, Towny, Tree, War

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

DynastyCraft - 1.12.2 Modded Medieval Minecraft Server

DynastyCraft – Modded 1:135 Earth Factions set in the Dark Ages

Server Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/dynastycraft-official-modpack.1982222/about

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/fRKxthEv32

View our Dynasty Tree: https://app.mural.co/t/dynastycraft4614/m/dynastycraft4614/1703342169285/7d3e8296da894640518ff985c62981ae56bd74bb?sender=u4466355caa360503a5113250

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BladeSMP: Where PvP is just a fancy way of saying ‘I just got destroyed by a chicken’

adventuers, Applications, armor rates, battlefield, BladeSMP, capabilities, chicken, Community, Cracked, Destroyed, DOMINATE, Fancy, Forge, Gear, Journey, legend, plug-in, power, PvP, smp, strength, SUPPORTS, Ultimate, Unique, world

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7520	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Towns Built:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

BladeSMP Overview

Welcome to BladeSMP, where your journey to ultimate power begins! In this thrilling SMP, the goal is to craft and wield revamped armor and swords that elevate your combat prowess to new heights. With our unique plug-in, you can forge gear with higher armor rates and unparalleled strength, making every player a force to be reckoned with. Join a community of adventurers who are pushing the limits of their capabilities and dominating the battlefield. Apply now to BladeSMP and become a legend in a world where power knows no bounds!

Join here

https://discord.gg/KpSK9Z64CQ

BladeSMP FAQ

Question	Answer
Is BladeSMP currently accepting applications?	Yes, applications are currently open.
Does BladeSMP support cracked versions of Minecraft?	Yes, BladeSMP supports cracked versions.
What is the main focus of BladeSMP?	The main focus is to craft and wield powerful gear for enhanced combat abilities.
How can I join BladeSMP?	You can join by visiting the Discord server linked above.

Baki’s Bio Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, anime fighting, anime moves, badass, Baki, Bakis, BELIEVABLE, bio, biology, bullshit, Characters, fighting anime, justification, Magic, Minecraft, real-life biology, relaxing muscles, scientific reasons, Server, special moves, speed of sound, Superhuman, Supernatural Origins

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3305
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like Baki’s insane biology-defying moves? Look no further! Our server is like no other, where you can relax every muscle in your blocky body to dash at the speed of sound towards your opponents. Forget magic and supernatural origins, we’ve got bullshit scientific reasons for all the crazy things you can do on our server.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can unleash your inner Baki and show off your superhuman skills. Who needs magic when you’ve got ridiculous biology on your side? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to dominate the world of Minecraft with your mind-blowing moves. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and pure insanity!