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Lonely Nights Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Are you tired of being bored and lonely during the wee hours of the night? Do you crave some late-night Minecraft shenanigans to keep you entertained? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we build, mine, and prank each other into oblivion. Need someone to chat with at 3am about the meaning of life? We got you covered. Want to team up with fellow insomniacs to take on the Ender Dragon in the middle of the night? We’re all about that!

So if you’re a night owl looking for some laughs and good times, hop on our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just make some lifelong friends and have some epic stories to tell about that time you built a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. See you in the Minecraft twilight zone!

Crafty Carb Coma

carb, Coma, Crafty, Generate, list, long trail, Mmmmm, tags, tummy

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Examination, Feedback, Good, inspection, Is this any good?, judgment, opinion, Performance, quality assessment, Rating, review, Satisfactory, satisfactory level, Standard, Value, WORTH.., YeetCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mines Excavated:	4339
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

anthony albanese, Aussie women, blocks, bollard, Bollard man, bruceovsky, Chad Frenchman, citizenship, Crafty, Daily Mail, Escalator, French tradie, incel ziggers, Jewish, knife-wielding maniac, memes, Minecraft, Muslim cock, muslims, Offender, POL, real men, Russian cock, Server, Westfield Bondi Junction, white incel, wrong, WRONG AGAIN, Zigger

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

1.6.3, 1.6.4, Alex time, co-op, Community, CREEPERS, crops, Discord, Farming, Gaming, general, Harvest Moon, indie, Meet, MineCraftyFarm, multiplayer, News, Official Dicksword, role playing, simulation, stardew valley, update, video game

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!

action, animation, Anime, banter, blocky, Chaos, Characters, Entertainment, Expectations, expectations for season 2, FANTASY, Feedback, lolz, Lycoris, Lycoris Recoil, meets, Minecraft, Opinions, Plot, recoil, REIGNS, review, SEASON 2, Sequel, series, SUPREME, Thoughts

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	574
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe with the power of the Lycoris Recoil at your fingertips!

Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Potions Brewed:	167	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

Warcraft & Chicken Nuggets – PvP Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our schedule is jam-packed with insane events like the Ocean Wave Party where you can surf on actual waves in-game, or the Drenched In Air event where you’ll be flying through the sky with water balloons!

But that’s not all, we also have the おどれ! VRダンス event where you can dance your heart out in virtual reality, or the POP/STARS concert where you’ll be rocking out with your block out!

And if that’s not enough, join us for the summertime beach bash, the フタリボシ duo dance-off, or the mind-bending い〜やい〜やい〜や maze challenge!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of VIOLET or embark on a journey through Tabi No Tochuu! Last but not least, make sure to watch out for the elusive >>73670881 lurking in the shadows… or maybe just around the corner!

Crafty Crackheads: The Next Generation

16th century, AC series, Action-Adventure, assassin’s creed hexe, assassin’s creed red, assassins creed, Crackheads, Crafty, employees, game design, game development, gaming industry, generation, germany, historical fiction, Japan, Montreal, québec, Studio, ubisoft, Ubisoft Montreal, ubisoft quebec, video games

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3732	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ores Mined:	5025
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Dimension Hops:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you Assassin’s Creed Red (Japan) and Assassin’s Creed Hexe (Germany 16th century) in blocky form!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking around like a ninja in ancient Japan, or casting spells like a witch in medieval Germany. Our team of 600 employees from Ubisoft Québec worked tirelessly to bring you the most authentic Assassin’s Creed Red experience, while our 4500 employees from Ubisoft Montréal went above and beyond to create the massive world of Assassin’s Creed Hexe.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride dragons, battle unicorns, and even have dance-offs with creepers. Plus, every new player gets a pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Larry the llama can’t wait to meet you!

Blocky Beats: Songlight Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal in the depths of the Nether. They bravely entered, only to find themselves in a magical land filled with singing mobs and dancing trees. It was a place where pigs flew and diamonds rained from the sky. And guess what? That land is our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken knights. Join us and you might just have the chance to challenge him to a duel and claim his throne for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in Songlight, where the fun never stops!