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MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

Astronomy, Cosmic, Curiosity, discovery, Existence, Exploration, Infinite, knowledge, learning, Mystery, MysteryCraft, philosophy, pondering, question.., Science, Secrets, Space, theoretical physics, Universe, unknown, Unraveling, Wonder

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

Army, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, drone attack, DroneCraft, Fatalities, hurt, injured, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, SECURITY, soldiers, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

Zapene Pixelmon

Land claiming, Minecraft, Modpack, PixelBCG, Pixelmon, pokecenter, pokemart, Resource World, Server, spawn city, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchantments Applied:	209
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Votes:	7363

ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

pixelmon.asdfjkllgaming.com

AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

Adventure, AthenaLegacy, building, Community, community-driven, Creative, Events, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Penetrations, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Votes:	4951
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Dragons Tamed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Star Shards Collected:	189	Potions Brewed:	118
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magic Items Found:	7639

Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

athenalegacy.mclan.ru

Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

blocks, Community, Discord, dynamic map, Enhancements, Fresh SMP, Friendly, gameplay, Gravestone Plus, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, Mushroom, player, Players, playing experience, Plugins, Server, server ip, smp, Square, Staff Team, Survival, Valley, Vanilla, Warps

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

IP Address	play.mushroomvalley.net
Features	Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
Modded	No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
Dynamic Map	View Map
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded?	No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
How old is the server?	The server is 1 week old.
What plugins does the server have?	Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
Is the community friendly?	Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Cult, Deception, eyes wide shut, illuminati, internet hoax, IRL, Kubrick, larp, meme, mind control, Minecraft, newsbreak, PALS, PIXEL, POL, Reality, secret society, Server, sick joke, trending, Truth, viral

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

/ Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

hoc, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

HangryHubbyHungerGames

anger issues, anger management, anger outbursts, Communication, domestic conflict, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, food preparation, Gaslighting, HangryHubbyHungerGames, leftovers, marital disputes, meal prep, MTG match, noodle portion, passive aggressive, portion control, portion sizes, relationship issues, spouse conflicts

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	617693
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dimension Hops:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

addiction, blocks, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug awareness, drug culture, drug education, drug experiences, drug experimentation, drug habits, drug history, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug testing, drug use, DrugCraft, Drugs, HIGH, illegal drugs, illegal substances, Narcotics, recreational drugs, smp, substance abuse

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Towns Built:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

BlockyBattles

anxiety, blockybattles, Burnout, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, fear, financial stress, health concerns, insomnia, mental health, negative thoughts, overwhelm, PRESSURE, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, self-doubt, stress, uncertainty, work problems

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	236	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Meteorites Collected:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.