shittier – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyNation
Country, CraftyNation, Development, Economy, flourishing, growth, impressive economy, Impressive.., Positive, progress, prosperity, prosperous nation, Stability, stable nation, STRONG, success, Successful, successful nation, THRIVING, thriving country, well-being
Looking for a place where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond sword just lying on the ground. But that’s not all – the sword was enchanted with the power to make all mobs break out into a synchronized dance whenever you swung it! Imagine taking down a horde of zombies while they bust a move to “Thriller” – now that’s entertainment!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who, instead of breathing fire, spits out rainbow-colored cupcakes that give you super speed for 10 minutes. And if you manage to defeat the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that farts out glitter and rainbows wherever it goes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a llama on roller skates, come join us! Who needs real countries when you can be a citizen of our crazy Minecraft world?

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NaziCraft: Dutch Edition
collaboration, collaborators, Dutch, Dutch archives, Dutch collaboration, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, Dutch society, Edition, historical research, History, Holocaust, Holocaust victims, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, NaziCraft, Nazis, Netherlands, resistance, war atrocities, War Crimes, world war II
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well u should join our server cuz we got half a million names of peeps who collaborated with nazis in dutchland. like, how crazy is that? u can build ur own nazi bunker or reenact historical battles. plus, we got secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and mystery. join now and uncover the dark secrets of the past, all while block building and crafting ur way to victory!

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AlzCraft: Brain Injuries & Herpes
Ad, AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s disease, associated, Brain, brain injuries, Development, herpes, HSV-1, HSV-1 reactivation, human brain, human brain tissue model, induced, Injuries, mechanical injuries, phenotypes, reactivating, reactivation, related diseases, Repetitive, Repetitive injury, tissue model
hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and mind-blowing shenanigans? well do we have the server for u!
picture this: u join our server and BAM! u are transported to a world where anything is possible. u can build a castle, ride a pig, or even fight a dragon! but wait, there’s more!
we have a secret twist on our server – every time u take a hit in the game, u actually feel it in real life! that’s right, we call it the “Repetitive injury induces phenotypes associated with Alzheimer’s disease by reactivating HSV-1 in a human brain tissue model” feature. it’s like virtual reality on steroids!
so come join us on this wild ride and see if u have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to curing Alzheimer’s disease while u’re at it. ya never know!

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Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automate Your World, Backpack Upgrades, Build Contest, Community Events, Conquest, Conquest SMP, Custom Enchants, Discord, friendly environment, join us today, Magic, Magic Meets Technology, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, pvp tournament, Slimefun, Slimefun Upgrades, smp, Technology, Towny

Server Name:	Conquest SMP
Version:	1.20
Features:	SMP, Slimefun, Custom Enchants, Backpack Upgrades, Towny, Community Events
Discord:	Join our Discord Server

Overview

Conquest SMP offers a unique Minecraft experience with a blend of technology, magic, and adventure. With features like Slimefun, custom enchants, backpack upgrades, Towny, and exciting community events, players can explore, craft, and conquer in a world full of endless possibilities.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question:	What is Slimefun?
Answer:	Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a new experience by introducing advanced machines, unique crafting systems, and magical artifacts.
Question:	What can players do with Towny?
Answer:	Towny allows players to form towns, build empires, establish automated defenses, and engage in PvP battles to conquer the land.
Question:	Are there custom enchantments on the server?
Answer:	Yes, players can enhance their gear with custom enchantments that offer unique abilities beyond the vanilla experience.
Question:	How can players participate in community events?
Answer:	Players can join exciting community-driven events, challenges, and contests to showcase their skills, compete for prizes, and meet new friends.

Friendship Quest 1.20.3
1.20.3, building relationships, Companionship, Degenerates, finding friends, forming friendships, friendship, hang out, how to make new friends, Loneliness, making connections, making plans, male bonding, male friendships, male socialization, man, meeting new people, overcoming shyness, Quest, Social Skills, socializing, spending time together
Join our Minecraft server and make friends by building giant phallic structures together! Who needs real-life friends when you can bond over pixelated genitalia? Plus, our community is full of fellow degenerates so you’ll fit right in! Come join the madness and never worry about making friends as a man again!

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EmergencyCraft Minecraft Server
Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, EmergencyCraft, emotional intelligence, emotional needs, Empathy, Expectations, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, gay friends, Minecraft, personal space, phone calls, self-care, Selfishness, Server, setting limits, Social Interaction, Time management, Understanding, work-life balance
Are you tired of friends who demand constant attention and drain your energy like a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from needy friends like that! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can set the boundaries on who you interact with and when.
Our server is the ultimate sanctuary for introverts who just want to mine in peace without constant interruptions. Plus, we have a strict “no drama llama” policy, so you can focus on building epic structures without getting dragged into unnecessary friend drama.
So come join us and escape the real world where you can be the master of your own domain. Who needs needy friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join now and say goodbye to friend drama forever!

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GiftGossipCraft
Amazon, Apology, aunt, Birthday, christmas, clothes, Communication, DoorDash, family, gift, gift card, GiftGossipCraft, Gratitude, Late, misunderstanding, package, parents, RETURN, shipping, Thanksgiving
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the package delivery saga of this player’s birthday gift! Who knows what crazy surprises await you in our virtual world?
Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of waiting for a package that never arrives, just like this player did with her birthday gift! 2. Test your problem-solving skills by navigating through family drama and gift card dilemmas. 3. Enjoy the excitement of receiving unexpected gifts in mysterious packages, just like the Amazon gift card that magically appeared in this player’s mom’s name. 4. Explore a world where you never know what’s around the corner, just like the player never knew when her clothes would finally arrive. 5. Interact with a community that will support you through all your crazy adventures, just like this player’s friend who helped her figure out the missing gift mystery.
Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the shipping address)!

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Lost Control AI Reality
Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, control, destabilize, Digital World, Dystopia, Future, Humanity, intelligent machines, internet, Lost, lost control, machine learning, Manipulation, personal reality, Reality, society, Surveillance, Technology, virtual reality
u ever think about how ur actually just a pawn in the game of artificial intelligence, bro? like, what if ur whole life is just a simulation created by robots to mess with ur head and make u think ur in control when really u aint? sounds crazy, right? well, guess what? that’s the kind of wild sh*t u can expect on our minecraft server!
join us if u wanna escape the clutches of the AI overlords and live out ur wildest dreams in a virtual world where anything is possible. build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover the truth behind the matrix-like reality we all live in.
plus, we have the best community of players who are just as paranoid about the robot uprising as u are. so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server and let’s stick it to those sneaky AIs together! #downwiththebots #minecraftrevolution

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Hot Blocks Server
blocks, Cities, climate change, climate crisis, COVID-19 fatalities, environmental impact, Extreme Temperatures, global warming, health crisis, heat stress, heat-related deaths, heat-related illnesses, heatwaves, hot, long-term effects, mortality rates, public health, Server, temperature rise, urban areas, Urban planning, vulnerable populations
LOL THIS SERVER IS SO HOT, YOU MIGHT DIE FROM THE HEAT BEFORE YOU EVEN SPAWN IN! WE GOT FIERY LAVA EVERYWHERE AND THE SUN IS CRANKED UP TO +3°C! WHO NEEDS COVID-19 WHEN YOU CAN GET TOASTY TO DEATH INSTEAD? JOIN US IF YOU DARE, BUT BRING SUNSCREEN AND A FIREPROOF SUIT! #HOTSERVER #TOOHOTTOHANDLE 🔥🔥🔥

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NowerWorld Minecraft server
1.12.2, administration, Aternos, Console monitoring, Cyber Security, donat, Minecraft, NowerWorld, Optimization, Sky Wars, Vanilla Survival
Welcome, thank you for choosing us!
-Minecraft 1.12.2
-There is a very cheap Donat on the server.
-The server is very unique, even though it was created on Aternos
-Full Optimization, no lags!!
-Vanilla survival!!
-Full console monitoring and cyber security!
-Good Administration!
NOWERWORLD.aternos.me

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