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DemoralizingCraft: Where every block break feels like a personal attack

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5950	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Farms Harvested:	418	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Welcome to our Insane Minecraft Server where even the most unlikely players can find love and adventure!

Are you tired of being an “ok looking white dude” in real life? Well, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a 120lbs Muslim BVLL or a Gypsy getting blowjobs out in the open? We’ve got you covered!

Forget about not getting any sex except from “roasties” in real life. On our server, you’ll be swimming in virtual love and attention from all kinds of players. No need to work hard for some sloppy seconds here, just sit back and enjoy the ride.

Join us now and experience a world where anything is possible, even finding love as an “ok looking white dude”. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Insane Minecraft Server today!

Blocky Brothel: Where Seeing Hookers is the Solution!

blocky, Brain, brothel, catalogue model, Cum, fat, Feel-Good, gossips, hatred, Hookers, microsecond, mind games, mog, overall, seeing hookers, shitskins, shittests, short, solution, space women, torture, young love

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

Are you tired of feeling like a noob in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose your own model from our catalogue and never feel hatred from those pesky players who mog you again!

Say goodbye to all the space women take up in your brain when all you want to do is focus on that microsecond you cum. And don’t worry about being fat and short like me, because on this server, it doesn’t matter at all!

Forget about all the mind games, shittests, and gossips that plague other servers. Join us and feel good overall, without torturing yourself over who she may have hooked up with. Trust me, she’ll regret missing out on young love anyway. So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

Pagan-Free Christians Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Day, Beliefs, celebration, Christianity, CHRISTIANS, Church, Commandment, costume, FAITH, FESTIVAL, Halloween, Minecraft, non-jewish rituals, October 31st, Pagan, PaganFree, Religious, samhain, Server, superstitions, Torah, Traditions, Trick or treating

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2684	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9741	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s holier than thou? Look no further than our server, where we take our commandments seriously! We don’t celebrate Halloween because it’s a pagan festival, and our Torah’s commandments tell us not to copy non-Jewish rituals. But don’t worry, we make up for it with epic in-game events like the Red Sea Parkour Challenge and the Burning Bush Survival Mode. Join us for a divine gaming experience like no other!

Cute Minecraft SMP Girl

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a total snooze fest? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time.

Picture this: a server where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh. Where the villagers throw epic raves every Saturday night and the Ender Dragon is just misunderstood and wants to be your BFF.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t resist popping in for a visit. And did we mention that the Nether is actually a tropical beach paradise complete with lava water slides?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. And remember, age is just a number – especially when you’re battling zombie pigmen with a group of senior citizens who are surprisingly good with a bow and arrow.

Blocky Blonde Brown Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Star Shards Collected:	214
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens as they soar through the sky, battling evil zombie villagers with diamond swords made of cheese, and building your very own roller coaster that launches you into a pool of rainbow-colored lava (don’t worry, it’s not hot!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a crown made entirely of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines, where creepers are the DJs and skeletons breakdance like pros.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Dragon Age Veilguard Minecraft SMP Reviews

action, Adventure, age, Characters, Choices, Combat, consequences, Decision making, dragon age, Dragon.., Dwarves, Elves, FANTASY, fantasy world, gameplay, Gaming, Magic, Minecraft, reviews, role playing, RPG, smp, Storyline, Veilguard, video game

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2061	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Towns Built:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who gets the last piece of cake, or get involved in intense debates over the best way to build a dirt house.

We have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted potatoes and diamond-encrusted carrots. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show, where players compete to see who can dress their llama in the most ridiculous outfit.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is that there are no rules, come join us and see who will come out on top in the battle of who was right here!

✅ MOBS, NEW BLOCKS, POPULAR INMINE SERVER ✅ Minecraft server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

InMine is the best Minecraft server on your phone!

You ask why?

We have implemented many vanilla systems, new blocks, a lot of cool systems for the game, for example: clans, mini-games, auto-mine, privates, warps, homs, pumping system, player stores, battle pass and more!

More than 1 million players chose us! The highest quality project where technical support will solve any of your questions!

And from us you have a small bonus in the form of a cool VIP privilege for 7 days using the promo code – /like

We are waiting for you:

Address: inmine.ru

Port: 19132

Version: 1.16-1.20 (up to the newest)

i.inmine.su:19133

Witcheress 4 Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like Witcheress 4 on steroids! Join us for epic quests where you can battle giant creepers, rescue villagers from evil witches, and even ride dragons into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server has custom mods that allow you to transform into a powerful witcheress with magical powers. You can cast spells, brew potions, and even summon a unicorn to ride around on.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and deadly traps. Just watch out for the troll guarding the treasure – he’s not too keen on sharing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mexicans Having Black Sheep in Minecraft SMP

Black, black blood, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, historical context, Identity, immigration, intersectionality, marginalized communities, Mexicans, Minecraft, minority groups, Multiculturalism, political implications, prejudice, race relations, racial hierarchy, racial mixing, Sheep, smp, social dynamics, social justice, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, here we focus on the real issues like the political implications of Mexicans having black blood.

Join us as we navigate through the crazy world of Minecraft where players are constantly questioning their heritage and trying to figure out if they have any black, white, or native blood in them. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic and outrageous events you’ll ever witness in Minecraft. From llama races to chicken jousting tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts where players compete to find the most coveted loot in the game.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of madness and mayhem, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server.

iCraft Itt Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee that something crazy is always going down!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and witness the majestic sight of flying pigs soaring through the sky.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive unicorn army, who will grant you wishes in exchange for a dance-off competition. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of infinite cake!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion).

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic The Hedgehog General/

Anniversary Special, Blaze, booru, collaboration, comic scans, cytube, DC crossover, Game recommendations, general, general discussion, Hedgehog, IDW, Knuckles, Minecraft, mod recommendations, OC info, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, release dates, smp, sonic, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, Trailer

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	New Chunks Explored:	921768
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP around – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from the latest game trailers to the wildest crossover miniseries with DC.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll unlock the ability to run as fast as Sonic himself in-game. Imagine zooming past creepers and zombies at lightning speed, leaving chaos in your wake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve heard whispers of a secret underground tunnel in the SMP that leads to a hidden emerald mine. Legend has it that whoever finds all the emeralds will gain the power of Super Sonic and be invincible in PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Sonic the Hedgehog General and let the hilarity and chaos ensue! Just watch out for Dr. Eggman – he’s been known to grief our builds with his robot army.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

appstore, countdown, Current Extractions, e.g.o, Ego, General guide, google play, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, PALS, PIXEL, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, Rodion, season 5, Server, Sinner info, Steam, Target Extraction, The Priest of La Manchaland Gregor, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7204	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on a journey through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and reality is a mere suggestion.

But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and prepare to be transported to a world where up is down and left is right. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of extracting the elusive Priest of La Manchaland Gregor or the enigmatic Rodion. These targets are not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are out of this world (literally).

So why wait? Download our server now and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your own imagination. And remember, the tutorial is crucial – you never know what kind of madness awaits you in this twisted realm.

Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!