New Minecraft Servers 2025

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shitted-up Minecraft Servers

  • LOLcraft: Where Players Fall for Low Effort Shit-Stirring

    LOLcraft: Where Players Fall for Low Effort Shit-Stirring
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 6198
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Emeralds Found: 3355 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Insanely Hilarious Minecraft Server!

    Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and LOL-worthy server around!

    Reasons to Join:

    • Unlimited TNT: Blow up your friends’ creations for the ultimate prank!
    • Dancing Creepers: Watch as Creepers break out into dance routines when you approach them!
    • Meme War Zones: Battle it out in meme-themed battlegrounds where the winner gets a diamond-studded crown!
    • Teleporting Pigs: Ride on the backs of teleporting pigs as they warp around the map!

    Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoCookoutForMe

    NoCookoutForMe
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 3220
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Star Shards Collected: 99 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the third wheel at family cookouts? Do you suffer from social anxiety and just want to hang out with your friends without all the extra baggage? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can build and explore without any judgment or awkward family dynamics!

    On our server, you can create your own little world where you don’t have to worry about being called an asshole for wanting to hang out with just your friends. No parents, no kids, no significant others – just you and your pals having a great time in the virtual world.

    So say goodbye to awkward cookouts and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

    Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 2669
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 180 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 6777
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the women are as rare as diamonds and just as valuable! Join us for a chance to find your virtual soulmate and build a pixelated love story that will make Romeo and Juliet jealous.

    Our server is filled with beautiful pixelated ladies who know how to wield a diamond sword and slay mobs like a boss. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have a badass Minecraft queen by your side?

    But beware, fellas, these ladies are not your typical Minecraft damsels in distress. They will challenge you to PvP battles, test your redstone skills, and make you mine for diamonds until your pickaxe breaks. Only the bravest and most skilled players will win their hearts.

    So come join our server and get ready for a love story that will go down in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might just find your virtual happily ever after.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftHacks123

    MineCraftHacks123
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 5949
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Potions Brewed: 61 Elemental Crystals Collected: 24
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and discover the ultimate everyday hack that will make your Minecraft life a breeze. Need to build a house in record time? Just use our special “instant build” command and watch as a mansion magically appears before your eyes. Want to tame a wild wolf without any effort? Just give it a virtual belly rub and it will be your loyal companion forever.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama King,” a majestic creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance the Llama King, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted saddle that will make all your friends green with envy.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PutinCraft Server

    PutinCraft Server
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 1045
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 79 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. like, we got dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you gotta join cuz, like, Putin might arm North Korea and we need all the help we can get to stop them. also, there’s this rumor that a third border incursion is gonna happen and only the players on this server can save the day. so, like, grab your pickaxe and get ready to fight for freedom and stuff. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in this crazy Minecraft world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyKremlin: Chat with US, Ukraine too!

    CraftyKremlin: Chat with US, Ukraine too!
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 4613
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 344

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like a wild ride, man. we got creepers blowing up left and right, skeletons shooting arrows at your butt, and zombies trying to eat your brains. but wait, there’s more!

    we got a secret underground base where you can chill with the villagers and trade for some sick loot. and don’t even get me started on the nether. it’s like a fiery hellscape full of lava and ghasts trying to blast you into oblivion.

    but the best part? we got a faction called the Endermen Mafia. these guys are like the mob bosses of the server, running illegal diamond trades and pulling off heists in the end dimension. join them if you dare, but be prepared for some serious drama.

    so come on, join the chaos and mayhem of this server. just remember, if you see a player named Steve, run for your life. he’s a legend around here, known for his insane building skills and his love of TNT. trust me, you don’t want to mess with him.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MarshmallowMadness

    MarshmallowMadness
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 5000
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Zombie Dances: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, dis server be like eatin a marshmallow while bein angry – rare and unpredictable! Join us if you wanna experience da craziness of buildin a house made entirely of lava blocks while bein chased by rainbow sheep! Trust me, you ain’t lived until you’ve seen a pig ride a creeper into battle. So come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MilkyWayMotionCraft

    MilkyWayMotionCraft
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 9651
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we use computer vision techniques to measure the orientation of the Milky Way while dodging image motion like a pro gamer. we extract the shape of the MW to guide you through low-light scenarios like a boss. join us for a galactic adventure like no other, where the stars align and the blocks fall in your favor. trust us, you won’t find this kind of cosmic craziness anywhere else in the minecraft universe. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the galaxy with us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Welcome to Lilypad Forest: Where the only thing greener than the grass is the envy of all the other SMP servers! Starting soon on 1.21!

    Welcome to Lilypad Forest: Where the only thing greener than the grass is the envy of all the other SMP servers! Starting soon on 1.21!
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 8758
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Votes: 4024 Meteorite Armor Created: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Lilypad Forest
    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Version 1.21
    Age Requirement 16+
    Mods Required Proximity voice and Biomes o Plenty

    Overview:

    Join Lilypad Forest! With the update of 1.21 we wanted to create a new SMP that focuses on community and playing together with some lore. (The starting date has not been decided yet, and you can vote on it with us!) Are you ready to embark on a new Minecraft adventure? Then join Lilypad Forest, we are looking for passionate players that enjoy playing semi-vanilla or vanilla and like being a part of a small community. When you join our server you get to choose from 5 frog colors, they act like factions. Depending on which one you chose, you will be living with that faction. Also each frog color has a description and style of building. (We added this to make the gameplay a little more interesting and to give some more purpose to your gameplay or builds.) We also have a whitelist, so you need to apply through our discord to join. p.s (Not everyone gets accepted, we are looking for only long term players that would like to be part of something, and players that generally gives off good vibes. So trolls or griefers are not welcome)

    Why Join Lilypad Forest?

    • Community feeling: Connect with like-minded players in a supportive environment.
    • Creative Freedom: Express your creativity without limits.
    • Safe and fair play: Cheating is not allowed.

    Ready to Join?

    Apply through our Discord community to get whitelisted and start your Minecraft adventure with us: https://discord.gg/puMJHwUG

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I join the Lilypad Forest server?

    To join the server, you need to apply through our Discord community. Only long-term players who exhibit positive behavior are accepted.

    What versions of Minecraft are supported on the Lilypad Forest server?

    The server is currently running on version 1.21.

    What are the age requirements for joining the server?

    Players must be 16 years or older to join the Lilypad Forest server.

    Are there any mods required to play on the server?

    Yes, players are required to install two small mods from CurseForge: Proximity voice and Biomes O Plenty.

    What is the purpose of choosing a frog color faction on the server?

    Choosing a frog color faction adds a unique gameplay element where players live with their chosen faction and build according to the faction’s description and style. This adds more purpose and interest to gameplay and builds.

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  • TrumpCraft – Presidential Paradise – Minecraft Server

    TrumpCraft – Presidential Paradise – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 1674
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Ores Mined: 4688
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and repetitive gameplay? Well, have we got a server for you! Join our server where President Donald J. Trump himself is the admin! That’s right, the man, the myth, the legend is here to make Minecraft great again!

    Imagine building your blocky empire while receiving tweets from the POTUS himself. Get ready for some outrageous speeches, crazy interviews, and epic rallies right in the middle of your Minecraft world. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have the one and only Trump making appearances in your game?

    So come on, join us and experience the most unique Minecraft server out there. Make Minecraft great again, again! Because on this server, we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for freedom and patriotism! Let’s build a blocky wall and make the zombies pay for it! #MAGAminecraft #Trump2024 #BuildTheBestBlocks

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  • ChudCraft Minecraft Server

    ChudCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 6265
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 31 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Villages Defended: 15
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Runes Activated: 8
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your World Cup woes? Look no further than our server, where we promise to distract you from all things soccer-related with our epic gameplay and hilarious community.

    Join us and you’ll find yourself so immersed in building and exploring that you’ll forget all about France and their lack of white players. In fact, we guarantee that you’ll be too busy battling zombies and building your dream castle to even remember who won the last World Cup.

    So come on, join our server and let us transport you to a world where soccer drama is a thing of the past and the only thing that matters is having a good time. Who needs France when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome?

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