SHITTED Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PubeCraft: No Shave, No Shame!

accident, Assistance, broken wrists, esthetician, Grooming, Guilt, husband, hygiene, midnight barber, MOTORCYCLE, neglecting, passive aggressive, Pregnancy, PubeCraft, pubes, relationship, shame, Shave, shaving, sulking, sweat, Winter

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Towns Built:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to shave anyone’s pubes, not even in a virtual world!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about strange requests from injured spouses. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on crafting, exploring, and battling monsters – no pube shaving required!

Forget about the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Trust us, you won’t find any demanding husbands here asking you to give them a low taper fade on their nether regions.

So come join us and escape the madness of everyday life. Who needs a husband with broken wrists when you can have a pickaxe and a world full of endless possibilities? Let’s mine and craft our way to victory – no pubes involved!

EvilBanter in Minecraft SMP

Brutal, callous, cold-blooded, Cruel, Evil, EvilBanter, hateful, Heartless, hurtful, inhumane, MALEVOLENT, Malicious, mean, Minecraft, Nasty, ruthless, Sinister, smp, spiteful, unkind, Vicious, vindictive, Wicked

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ores Mined:	8437	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Towns Built:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got creepers that do the floss dance, villagers that drop sick beats, and a secret underground base full of diamonds guarded by a squad of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the night, and if you dare to challenge him, he’ll curse your inventory with nothing but rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you emeralds for your soul. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today!

BlockyBoo: Childhood Trauma Mine

anxiety, BlockyBoo, Childhood, discomfort, eerie, emotional, fear, Haunting, Impact, Kid, Memories, Movie, non scary, Psychological, Scared, Scene, Show, Surprise, Trauma, Traumatized, unexpected, unsettling

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	452
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Remember that one time you watched Spongebob Squarepants and got so scared that you couldn’t sleep for a week? Well, imagine that feeling but on a Minecraft server! Join our server and experience the thrill of being chased by a giant Patrick Star or hiding from a spooky Squidward in the dark caves. Trust us, you’ll never look at Bikini Bottom the same way again! Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of Mr. Krabs haunts our server, searching for lost treasure. So come join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the terror of our non-scary but totally terrifying Minecraft world!

NATOcraft: Ukraine Peacekeepers

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense alliance, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, european security, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, military deployment, military intervention, nato, NATOcraft, peace agreement, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, Report, secret talks, security cooperation, Ukraine

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Emeralds Found:	2609
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	43	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where we got ukraine’s nato allies in secret talks to deploy “peacekeepers”! yea u heard dat right, we got dem peacekeepers keepin da peace in our blocky world! u betta join before dem creepers start causin chaos and we need dem peacekeepers to save us all! come build, fight, and survive in dis crazy world where anything can happen! come on, u know u wanna be part of dis madness!

Java Jolt: No Dementia Juice

Alzheimer’s disease, artificially sweetened coffee, association, brain health, Caffeine, coffee consumption, cognitive function, dementia, disease prevention, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, java, Jolt, Juice, medical study, mental health, natural remedies, neurodegenerative diseases, Parkinson’s Disease, reduced risk, research findings, study, sweetened coffee, Unsweetened coffee

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN UNSWEETENED COFFEE – REDUCES RISK OF ALZHEIMER’S AND PARKINSON’S DISEASES! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! ONLY UNSWEETENED COFFEE DRINKERS ALLOWED ON THIS SERVER, NO SWEETENED OR ARTIFICIALLY SWEETENED COFFEE LOVERS HERE! BECAUSE WE’RE ALL ABOUT THAT BRAIN POWER, BABY! JOIN US AND LEVEL UP YOUR MIND WHILE BUILDIN EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTIN CREEPERS! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ParkourMC

Adventure, Bedwars, Capturetheflag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hideandseek, hypixel, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Tntrun

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Towns Built:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	749438
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5

play.parkourmc.xyz

1b1t cloud

1b1t cloud, Anarchy, constant map, minecraft server, New server, Players, Refuse, Server, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ores Mined:	1648	Dragon Eggs Found:	4995
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

a new anarchy server serving as a refuse for server less anarchy players with a constant map

1b1t.cloud

AeternaMC

Adventure, AeternaMC, Community, Custom, Discord, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Features, Friends, future plans, gameplay, invite, Items, Link, Minecraft, models, Polls, Server, smp, Suggestions, Survival, Updates

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Divine Spears Created:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Potions Brewed:	120	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

AeternaMC Minecraft Server

Join the discord server for sneak peaks, updates and more, before we release!

AeternaMC is a Minecraft survival server dedicated to bring you a new and unique experience. Our server has plenty of custom features, exciting gameplay, and a new and growing community, that are all ready to welcome you into your adventure. This discord server is where you will find out about all of our future plans and updates, have your say on the server, with suggestions and polls and lastly make friends in this community! We hope you enjoy your stay here at Aeterna.

REMEMBER TO INVITE ALL YOUR FRIENDS USING THIS FOLLOWING LINK: https://discord.gg/aw4fTTVjzQ

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP address provided on our website.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone. These rules are listed on our website.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, we encourage players to invite their friends to join the server and be part of our growing community.
Is the server regularly updated with new features?	Yes, we are committed to regularly updating the server with new features and content to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.

Dreamscape Rendevous 1.20.3

1.20.3, bedtime struggles, can’t sleep, dreamscape, insomnia, late night struggles, Rendevous, restless nights, sleep deprivation, sleep difficulties, sleep disturbances, sleep issues, sleep problems, sleep troubles, Sleepless, sleepless in Seattle, sleepless in the city, sleepless nights, sleepless nights syndrome, sleeplessness, tossing and turning, WiDE AWAKE

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Emeralds Found:	4099	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Bruh, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about sleep again because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers all night long.

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll be part of a community crazier than a herd of deranged sheep. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for blocky graphics.

CraftyCoupleServer

athletic department, busy schedule, coaching esports, CraftyCoupleServer, drifting apart, exclusive filming, feeling disconnected, filming football team, flying drones, Game Nights, high school teacher, late nights, longer hours, major sports, misunderstandings, new curriculum, second job, work-life balance, workaholic

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Votes:	5996	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Enchantments Applied:	188	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you ready for a Minecraft server that will take your gaming experience to new heights? Join our server and experience the thrill of flying drones while filming epic sports events!

Just like this player’s Fiancé, you’ll be left speechless by the amazing opportunities our server has to offer. Imagine getting paid to exclusively fly drones and capture all the action on the field. Plus, we’ll double your earnings if you give up coaching esports – it’s a win-win situation!

But be warned, your Fiancé might get jealous of all the fun you’re having on our server. With late-night filming sessions and exciting sports events to cover, you’ll be living the high-flying life of a drone pilot in no time.

So, if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and experience the thrill of filming sports events from the sky, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and adventure right here?