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The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	8355	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Server HVH FREE DRAGON COPY REALLYWORLD Minecraft server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	895
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6

The owner of the server “HVH FREE DRAGON COPY REALLYWORLD Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

d25.joinserver.xyz:25931

Warped SMP Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2505
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

66.59.210.220

Society 102 – Season 7

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	253	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

If you’re interested in a really chill mostly vanilla SMP you’ve found the right server! The server is opening at (8am PST/11am EST/4pm GMT/5pm CEST) on Saturday the 27th March. We have a few clans and factions however we also have many solo players and we aim to create a lively and efficient commercial district with shops for ores and materials. We have a very active vc with events to come on the way so if you’re interested you’re more than welcome to join! 🙂

51.195.181.115:25616

Mineterra

Balanced Economy, Custom Bosses, Earth, Faction Survival, Geopolitical, RPG, Skills, Slimefun, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Animals Bred:	165
Divine Spears Created:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

The world of Terra has a scale of 1:500.

We have around 7 different worlds, and realistic stations, to give a refreshing touch to Minecraft.

We also offer

Server 24/7Lag-freeFirearmsCustom itemsSkillsPetsCannonsImagesActive/transparent staffAdvanced economyDifficultyCrossplay BEDROCK and JAVA

mineterra.minecraft.best

Terminus

PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Terminus SMP Is a fun little server that you and your friends can come play on! We have an active playerbase, with more than 40 people in our Discord server! Come join us adn make some friends! -Cra

SMPTerminus.duckdns.org:25576

Worlds Collide

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Survival server backed by plugins and support to allow for peaceful building and survival. A new but growing server full of aspiring town leaders and players. Griefing/Raiding is a bannable offense, and will result in immediate action if discovered.

51.195.135.188

Tcg

Adventure, Multiplayer Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Towns Built:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Server IP: play.tcgamers.tk

play.tcgamers.tk

LuntonCore Minecraft server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Fly, Prison, PvP, Survival, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Potions Brewed:	177
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3

✅ Survival on the cool version [Даже у админов нет креатива!]

✅ Without wipes, your buildings and resources will not be deleted!

✅ Unique monsters that will add danger at night!

✅ Clans with titles and wars, for victory in which donation currency is given – /clan

✅ Punishment system for leaving PvP – whoever leaves the game dies!

✅ Auctions, weddings – they won’t let you get bored!

✅ We give out donations for the top 1 in the statistics – the best one gets the Master donation!

⭐ No bugs or lags – stable ping and TPS!

⭐ Large private areas for players and donors – there is enough space for everyone!

⭐ Without stupid restrictions and game-breaking garbage!

⭐ Thoughtful game mechanics and attention to detail!

✨ Join us, we welcome everyone who plays on LuntonCore!

mc.LuntonCore.su

Aftershock

PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Emeralds Found:	2988	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

IP: minigames.swashbucklecraft.com

-Class-based wave survival! -Level up to gain access to new classes and abilities! -Compete for top times and waves survived! -Find all the secrets to become extremely strong! -Play with up to 8 friends in coop multiplayer!

Play today on Java edition!

IP: minigames.swashbucklecraft.com

minigames.swashbucklecraft.com:25593

Nocturno

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

This is the Public Lifesteal SMP. We do multiple sorts of events all of the time. Every week there is a big event called Conquest. Playing on the server there are many sorts of fun activities to do! Whether your into grinding or PVP this is the perfect server for you!

NocturnoMC.MineHut.gg