Shits Itself MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

The Giga Kino Minecraft SMP: First Episode

first episode, Failure, series, reaction video, television

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the first episode is so epic that it literally makes your computer poop itself! That’s right, our server is so giga kino that even the machines can’t handle the awesomeness.

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor and battling creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until your sides hurt.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, but you’ll have to navigate through deadly traps and puzzles to claim your loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden dimension where the only way to survive is by dancing like a chicken.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your computer’s processing power). Let’s make memories that will go down in Minecraft history as the most outrageous and hilarious moments ever seen.

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HezbollahCraft Minecraft Server

Server, Politics, international relations, Terrorism, moderate

join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and llamas that can fly. our mods are like super cool superheroes who fight evil creepers and zombies. plus, our “moderate” PM is actually a secret agent for the llama army and will help you defeat the evil forces of Hezbollah in minecraft. come join us and save the world, one block at a time!

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DefendMyBlockyRelatives

RELATIVES, soldiers, current events, solidarity, family

come join our epic minecraft server where we have relatives of mobilized soldiers gathering in front of the russian ministry of defence to demand their return! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even soldiers can’t resist playing it! we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret base where you can plot world domination with your new minecraft buddies. so come on, join us and let’s show those soldiers what real gaming is all about!

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Google’s Gambler’s Paradise

YouTube strategy, Googles, YouTube platform, winning, gamblers

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is, like, totally off the walls crazy? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity, yo!

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you like there’s no tomorrow. but wait, it gets even better. you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are breakdancing and doing the macarena. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking llama who speaks in rhymes and riddles? he’ll challenge you to epic quests and riddle contests that will blow your mind. plus, he gives out free tacos every tuesday. who doesn’t love free tacos, amirite?

but the best part of all is the legendary treasure hunt that happens every full moon. rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with enchanted gear and rare blocks that will make you the envy of all your friends. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and mayhem on this insane minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those ninja chickens. they mean business.

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Catberry 1.21 Minecraft Server

Griefing, Teams, equality, donation, Support

Cat Berry is not just a private server, it is a server of a close-knit community and responsive administration. You can help each other, unite in teams and build joint projects. The administration holds interesting events. So if you do not want to miss all the interesting things, then join us. There is a place for everyone! If you miss the old vanilla that once was, then you are welcome to us! What are the advantages of our server?✨ [Безопасность] Playing on our server you will be completely protected from any kind of griefing? [Все равны] Each server player has the same rights, donation does not decide anything, only the player’s actions and behavior decide. ⚔️ [Поддержка] The administration is always ready to listen to you and every proposal will be considered. [Атмосфера] The whole atmosphere of the server is created by players communicating on various topics in chats. You can become part of this community. Playing on our server you are guaranteed to get good memories for many years. See you on the server There is a place for everyone!

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Get lost in CubeCadia…just don’t get lost in the dungeons! #NoResets #SurvivalOfTheCubiest

Fishing, luxurious items, Explore, dont, Community

Server Name	CubeCadia
Supported Version	1.20.6
IP Address	play.cubecadia.net
Bedrock Port	19132

Overview

CubeCadia is the ultimate Minecraft experience, with custom plugins, unique features, and a friendly community of players. Whether you’re looking to build your dream home, explore new worlds, or level up in the dungeons, CubeCadia has it all.

Features Offered

Dungeons – This includes a storyline, custom items, and custom mobs / bosses to fight!
Player Warps / Shops – Make your own shopping district or your own warp!
Custom Items – We offer over 200+ custom SMP enhancing items!
Custom Fishing – Level up your fishing and compete in tournaments
Custom Farming – Gain special crops to grow in growth stations and level up your farms!
Custom Mining – Mining gives rewards like special gems, artifacts, and other luxurious items
Rewards – Many reward systems such as daily, streak, and playtime rewards!
Daily Bosses – We have daily bosses that spawn for you to kill and get rewards!
Quests – We have daily quests, challenge quests, special quests, and even holiday quests!
Jobs – Earn money from everyday tasks! Also progress job skill trees to unlock special loot
Cross Play – You can play our server on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or even PlayStation!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What versions does the server support?	The server supports version 1.20.6.
Are there custom plugins and features on the server?	Yes, CubeCadia offers custom plugins, unique features, and a friendly community of players.
Can players create their own shops and warps?	Yes, players can create their own player warps and shops on the server.
Are there special rewards and activities on the server?	Yes, the server offers rewards like daily, streak, and playtime rewards, as well as daily bosses, quests, and custom items.
Can players earn money through jobs on the server?	Yes, players can earn money from everyday tasks and progress through job skill trees to unlock special loot.
Is cross-play supported on the server?	Yes, players can play on the server from PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, and PlayStation.

Banhammer Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Ban, Online Community, Banhammer, trolling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake! And if you lose, don’t worry, you’ll just be banned for a day. But hey, at least you’ll have time to practice your mining skills!

We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw wild parties every night. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on their dance moves!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden chicken that lays diamond eggs. Just be careful, because rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone gets banned!

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EuroCraft: Rise of the Third Faction Minecraft Server

Euroscepticism, EU, far-right groups, Server, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old politics and want to join a Minecraft server where Le Pen and Orban team up to create the ultimate far-right alliance? Well, look no further because our server is where the magic happens!

Join us and witness the epic battles between different far-right parties as they fight for dominance in the European Parliament. Will they unite and become the most powerful group in the EU? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to help fix immigration without even winning a single national vote. That’s right, your virtual building skills could change the course of history!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest political showdown in Minecraft history!

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LeftoverLimoQuest

roommate issues, roommate conflicts, leftovers, Jail, Job Opportunities

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a roommate named Steph who will steal your virtual Olive Gardens! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable food choices. Will you be the one to uncover the mystery of the missing Olive Gardens? Or will you fall victim to Steph’s sneaky ways? Only one way to find out – join our server now and embark on an adventure like no other! Remember, in this world, trust no one – especially not your roommates!

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SpouseCraft Minecraft Server

long term relationship, love, SpouseCraft, Initial Thoughts, romance

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing for a partner to share your diamonds with? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and find your virtual soulmate among our community of players. Who knows, maybe you’ll meet your future spouse while building a pixelated castle together.

Just like in real life, your first impression of your in-game spouse might be a bit rocky. Maybe they accidentally hit you with a pickaxe or stole your last porkchop. But hey, isn’t that what love is all about?

So come on, join our server and let the virtual sparks fly! Who knows, you might end up crafting a real-life love story.

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