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OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Votes:	8859	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Zombie Dances:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Crops Grown:	7151
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ores Mined:	4572
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	4896
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.