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ShitpostCraft Minecraft SMP – Join the Best Discord Shitposting Server!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Towns Built:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Potions Brewed:	110
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary enchanted potato, and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! 🐔🥔🦙 #PotatoQuest #LlamaGang #MinecraftMadness

Jew Crew Minecraft SMP

Beliefs, CREW, debate, Ethics, Existence, FAITH, Human, Humanity, Identity, jew, Jewish identity, Jews, judaism, metaphysical questions, Minecraft, morality, philosophy, Religion, religion vs spirituality, religious beliefs, smp, Soul, Soul searching, spirituality

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we ponder life’s biggest questions, like whether a jew can have a human soul in the game! Join us for hilarious debates, epic builds, and wild adventures as we explore the depths of the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking your inner diamond armor-wearing philosopher! So come on, join us and let’s dive into the craziest discussions and build the most mind-blowing creations together!

Luminara

Bedrock Compatible, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Features, friendly community, Fun, grief-free, Helpful, MCMMO, Memories, minecraft bedrock edition, multiplayer, No Griefing, No Stealing, PvE, PvP, quality of life, refreshed, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, theft-free, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Refreshed Semi-Vanilla 1.21 SMP

Luminara (formerly known as Nether Depths) is a semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server with no grief, no theft, and quality of life features.

Friendly Community Our community is friendly, helpful, and fun! There are so many memories to create in this server.

Quick Updates We’re always one of the first to update our Minecraft version and we’re planning to update to 1.22 once it is released as soon as possible!

Bedrock-Compatible On the go? No problem! You can join on Minecraft Bedrock Edition! IP: mc.br.luminescent.dev PORT: 53778

Find out more about the many features of Luminara at https://mc.luminescent.dev !

mc.luminescent.dev

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCST.SKYBARS.ME

Creeper’s Paradise Minecraft Server

CREEPERS, cultural self-hate, identity issues, Indian, Indian self-hate, Internalized Racism, mental health, Minecraft, Paradise, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-hate in society, self-hating, self-hating Indian, self-hating Indian existence, Server, societal pressure, third world self-hate, thirdies, thirdies cunt, thirdies self-hate

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild jungle full of crazy adventures and hilarious moments waiting to happen.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like “Dance Party with the Ender Dragon” and “Hide and Seek with Herobrine.” Plus, our server is so advanced that we have diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock and enchanted armor that turns you into a flying pig.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary treasure of the Not-So-Lost Mines of Derpiness!

Minecraft SMP – /fgoalter/ – Fate/ Grand Order NA General

Coin Calculator, Damage Calculator, dragon girl, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate, fate grand order, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, general, GRAND, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, Material Lookup, mats, Minecraft, NA General, Order, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Planner, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, smp, Summoning Info, water margin

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Animals Bred:	71	Magic Items Found:	2994
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the Singularity Repair Support Campaign has taken over and now you must battle dragons and water margin girls in the Halloween Rebellion of 108! But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Great Void Sea Battle and imagine yourself scrambling to the surface with Nautilus!

Forget about boring old materials and summoning info, in this server, you’ll be summoning crazy creatures and battling in epic events that will leave you questioning reality. Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs a material lookup when you can have a dragon girl’s water margin adventure? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our Minecraft SMP today!

CubeLandia

Adventure, building, Community, creativity, CubeLandia, Enjoyable, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, improve, Interactive, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, ONLINE, Player Suggestions, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Social, Spanish, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, virtual world

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

You will not have problems on our server. We prioritize player suggestions to improve it for the benefit of everyone. We are a server completely in Spanish

play.cubelandia.falixsrv.me:42653

/flip/ Minecraft Server

deep desires, deepest fantasies, discovering desires, discovering fantasies, exploring desires, exploring fantasies, fantasy discovery, fantasy exploration, fantasy fulfillment, fantasy revelation, finds out, Flip, flips, hidden desires, Minecraft, secret fantasies, Server, uncovering desires, uncovering fantasies, uncovering secrets

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Divine Spears Created:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a magical flip button that reveals your deepest fantasies! Want to ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword made of pure rainbow? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cheese? We got you covered. Join us for the wackiest and wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for your fantasies to come to life in ways you never imagined.

Apple Minecraft SMP Monitors, Seriously Why The Hell

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	651	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mines Excavated:	2350	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Potions Brewed:	181
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Yo, have you ever wondered why Apple doesn’t make monitors? Like, they could totally make an iMac without the computer parts and sell it as a fancy accessory. But hey, forget about Apple’s monitor woes and come join our Minecraft SMP instead!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mob – the Rainbow Llama. These majestic creatures roam the land, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go. And guess what? If you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to tame your very own Rainbow Llama and ride it into battle against the evil Creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Some say you can hear his ghostly whispers late at night, guiding you towards hidden treasure and secret dungeons filled with loot.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life. Who needs Apple monitors when you can have Rainbow Llamas and ghostly treasure hunts, am I right?

Pika-Anarchy

Anarchy, Cracked, gameplay, Hardcore, Ip:, mc.pika-anarchy.eu, Minecraft, Neverending, No Rules, Pika-Anarchy, PvP, Server, Survival, world

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

PikaAnarchy is a minecraft server that promises its players cracked survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is mc.pika-anarchy.eu.

mc.pika-anarchy.eu

Xeno Shit X Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4007	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Xenoshit X servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where the real party’s at! Why join us, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Wii U players are jealous! That’s right, they still can’t get over the fact that we have the GOAD (Game of the Decade) on our server. It’s like winning the lottery every time you log on!

2. We have unicorns roaming around the server, handing out diamonds like they’re candy. Who needs boring old mining when you have magical creatures doing all the work for you?

3. Our PvP battles are so intense, they’ve been known to cause actual earthquakes in real life. So if you’re looking for some adrenaline-pumping action, look no further than our server.

4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Minecraft ghost, come join us and test your skills.

So what are you waiting for? Leave Xenoshit X in the dust and come join us for the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life!