shitpost status compilation – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Metabolic Makeover Mayhem
adolescence, adolescent health, Childhood, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, Diet and exercise, health, healthy habits, intervention, lifestyle changes, lifestyle intervention, long term benefits, long-term effects, makeover, MAYHEM, Metabolic, metabolic health, metabolic rate, metabolism, physical activity, preventative health, wellness
so like, u know how when u were a kid and ur mom made u eat all ur veggies and go play outside instead of sitting on ur butt all day? well turns out that stuff actually matters, like, YEARS later. this server is like that, but for ur minecraft character. join us and make ur character the healthiest, most metabolically efficient blocky boi out there. who knows, maybe one day ur character will be able to run a marathon in the game without even breaking a sweat. come join us and start ur journey to minecraft metabolic mastery today!

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What is the IP for OmzBlox Minecraft Server?
aphmau, Cash, Cash and Nico, crystal, Johnny, Lily, luke, Minecraft, minecraft mod, My Twin Sister Meets MY CRAZY FAN GIRLS In Roblox Rivals…, Nico, Nico and Cash, Omz, omzblox, Roxy, Server
OmzBlox is a talented young content creator and gamer known for his engaging Roblox videos on YouTube. With a passion for gaming and a strong community following, OmzBlox creates entertaining and informative content that showcases his love for all things Roblox. Through his engaging personality and creative gaming skills, OmzBlox has quickly gained popularity in the online gaming community. Follow him for exciting gameplay, fun challenges, and a vibrant gaming experience.

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What are Minecraft servers like MixSpex ?
Anarchy, Arcade, bedrock, Beta Phase, bugs, bugs/errors, cheap ranks, Community, Discord, Friendly, game quality, Gens, java, KitPvP, minecraft server, Mini Games, Modes, opening phase, party games, PvE, PvP, Ranks, server forum, Skyblock, Survival
1. PlayUHC – PlayUHC offers a similar immersive experience with a focus on ultra hardcore gameplay. Players can engage in intense PvP battles and survival challenges, all while enjoying a vibrant community atmosphere.
2. Cubecraft Games – Cubecraft Games features a variety of fun and unique mini-games, similar to MixSpex’s Arcade mode. With a focus on fast-paced gameplay and competitive challenges, players can test their skills in a range of exciting game modes.
3. Hypixel – Hypixel is another popular Minecraft server known for its diverse range of games and interactive features. From custom minigames to massive multiplayer battles, Hypixel offers a dynamic and engaging experience for players seeking adventure and excitement.
4. Mineplex – Mineplex is a well-known Minecraft server with a wide selection of mini-games and activities for players to enjoy. With a dedicated community and regular updates, Mineplex provides a similar experience to MixSpex with its focus on interactive gameplay and social interactions.
5. The Hive – The Hive is a hub for various multiplayer game modes, including survival games, parkour challenges, and more. With a focus on player engagement and community events, The Hive offers a welcoming environment for players seeking a mix of competitive gameplay and casual fun.
mixspex.xyz:25576
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ElysiumMc Network
affordable, Arena, Builds, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, Custom world, Destination, Drop Party, Earth, Economy, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Items, Koth, MCMMO, Parkour, pet systems, PvP, Rewards, Survival, UI, Webstore
Welcome to ElysiumMc, your new favorite survival Minecraft server! We started out as four best friends who wanted to create an amazing community for people to gather and enjoy the game together. That’s where ElysiumMc was born. We take great pride in the level of detail we’ve put into every aspect of the server, from the builds and UI to the gameplay.
With a wide variety of features, boredom is simply not an option here. Explore our massive PVP arena, where we host regular KOTH (King of the Hill) events with double the rewards. Discover our epic crates, custom world generation, advanced pet systems, and drop party zones – just a few of the many exciting elements that make ElysiumMc stand out.
But that’s not all – our friendly player base and affordable webstore, offering some of the most competitively priced items on any Minecraft server, are also major draws. Come join our community and see for yourself why ElysiumMc is your new favorite survival destination!
elysiummc-network.net:25567

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Expected LifeSteal
auction house, Bounties, Custom Enchants, LifeSteal, minecraft server, PvP, Shop, Survival
This is a LifeSteal Minecraft Server. Features: – Custom Enchants – Shop – Bounties – Auction House – And a lot more…
ls.diabolus.in.rs:25567

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Perspective Closed Minecraft Server
BIASED, Blame, Circumstances, Closed, closed-off, GASLIGHT, genocides, insufferable, internet, Minecraft, normies, oversimplify, perspective, Population, Propaganda, Race, Reality, scapegoating, Server, superficial, surroundings, Trouble, tyrannical regime
Are you tired of normies gaslighting you and living in a closed-off perspective? Join our Minecraft server and escape the tyranny of real life! On our server, you can build your own reality and experience a world free from biased propaganda.
Join us and leave behind the insufferable normies who only cause trouble and blame everything on the internet. Build, create, and escape the closed-off population that surrounds you. Don’t let the normies dictate your reality any longer – join our server and experience true freedom!

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Kayla’s Minecraft SMP WWE No Plan
aspirations, career, Challenges, determination, dreams, Future, goals, Job Search, Kayla, Kaylas, Minecraft, no plan, opportunities, Plan, post WWE, professional wrestling, resilience, smp, Sports Entertainment, TRANSITION, uncertainty, wrestling, wwe
So like, picture this: Kayla was just chilling after her WWE career, not knowing what to do with herself. And then BAM! She stumbled upon this epic Minecraft SMP where she could unleash her inner warrior once again. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a chance to challenge Kayla to a virtual wrestling match. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server!

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RinglessCraft: Fiancé Edition
app, Communication, diamonds, Disappointment, Edition, engagement ring, Expectations, Fiance, Honesty, income, luxury, moissanite, MONEY, oval cut, Preferences, price, Proposal, relationship, RinglessCraft, Surprise, Temu, Value
Are you tired of boring proposals with expensive rings? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of finding out your fiancé got your ring from the Temu app! Who needs diamonds when you can have cubic zirconia for only $38?
Join us for the ultimate surprise proposal experience, where you never know what kind of ring you’ll end up with. Will it be plastic? Will it be made of cheese? The possibilities are endless on our server!
Don’t miss out on the chance to have a unique engagement story that will leave your friends and family in stitches. Join now and say goodbye to traditional proposals and hello to the world of budget-friendly romance!

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CraftyLiesMC
BETRAYAL, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyLiesMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, fabrication, Fallacy, falsehood, Fiction, fraud, greatest lie, hoax, ILLUSION, Manipulation, Misconception, misrepresentation, Myth, Propaganda, scam, untruth
Do you know what the greatest lie ever told is? That you can find a better Minecraft server than ours! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon asked to join (we said no, obviously). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

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PutinCraft: No Missile Restrictions! Minecraft Server
aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missile, missile restrictions, nato, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, restrictions, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War
come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin as our honorary guest! he will personally ban anyone who doesn’t follow the rules, because he’s a pro at keeping things in line. plus, if you join, you’ll be part of our secret alliance with russia and nato, where we battle it out in epic wars that will leave you on the edge of your seat. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chaos and mayhem that happens on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane adventures!

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