shitpost status compilation Minecraft Servers

Westloch

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Buildings Constructed:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	2

What is WestLoch you ask? We are a community based semi-vanilla survival Minecraft server. Our main goal is to bring back the good old days of survival, but with a little flair.

One thing we focus on is to make sure everyone has a level playing field. This means there will not be any pay to win items, every perk is achievable just by voting.

We have staff with years of experience when it comes to running large survival servers. This is a passion project for us to make it the best possible experience we can. We are in it for the long haul, so strap in and take the journey with us.

play.westloch.net

Crafting For Christ

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Crafting For Christ has a Survival Server. Our Survival Server offers the best of Vanilla Minecraft. Classic, vanilla survival for you and your friends to come to play on! For people who just want to play the game as it is.

play.craftingforchrist.net:25577

Primal lands

Pixelmon Reforged

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	902	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Divine Spears Created:	18

Server IP: 23.230.3.61:25506

23.230.3.61:25506

Rusty Toenail

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	78

Rusty Toenail is an Anarchy Minecraft server, with no rules whatsoever. Do anything you want, grief anyone you want, we DON’T care!

rtnmc.com

SlimeLab

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

A Taiwanese Minecraft server that started with the “Slimefun 4” technology plug-in! We hope to bring players a wonderful and humanized gaming experience.

mc.slimelab.net

Nationmc earth

247, action, Active, Casino, Chestshop, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, Fun, Towny

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	6277
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

NationMC is a custom Earth world designed to create townswithin nations around the globe! Invite your friends tocollaborate in a real world location navigating around the world!

Server IP: NationMC.net

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/5HzfpX2kcM

Map: http://NationMC.live

NationMC.net

UltraicMC

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Items Found:	2740

A semi-vanilla survival server that aims to be feel vanilla whilst still changing the experience and making multiplayer convenient. Doesn’t have pay-to-win, and never will. Free speech without toxicity. Come play! play.ultraic.space

play.ultraic.space

Baked Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Crops Grown:	7307	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Baked Prison is a Non-OP prison server made for the community of people who prefer the classic feel of Prison Servers!

play.bakedprison.com

Wizard survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Are you ready for an adventure like no other? Look no further than Wizard Survival! Our Minecraft server offers a unique and engaging experience with features such as skills, land protection, economy, PvP, custom shops, a mine in spawn that regenerates ores, challenges, custom enchantments, custom crafting recipes, auctions and rewards. With room for up to 150 players and running on Minecraft version 1.19.2, there’s never a dull moment. Our rules are simple: no hacking and no griefing. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the magic of Wizard Survival!

play.wizard.gifts

Dreamhell

KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Dreamhell | KitPVP | AnarchyPvp | Survival

Dreamhell Network is a Pvp based community this server is owned and managed by epell9

Dreamhell.minehut.gg