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ResortCraft – A semi-banana Minecraft Server since 2011, not just for smoothies!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

ResortCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ResortCraft
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Description	A simplistic Minecraft server for players who enjoy the game like it’s 2011/2012.
IP Address	ResortCraft.r2f.co
Discord	https://discord.gg/TgpVUTY

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I prefer a more simplistic gameplay experience?	Yes, ResortCraft caters to players who enjoy Minecraft like it’s back in 2011/2012.
How can I connect to the server?	You can join using the IP ResortCraft.r2f.co.
Is there a Discord server for ResortCraft?	Yes, you can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/TgpVUTY.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Void Gems Collected:	34
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4781

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and bland builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and magical potions that turn you into a chicken for 10 minutes! And every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun rises!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hurry, there’s only 3 months left before the server explodes into a million blocks of pure awesomeness!

Minecraft SMP: /pxl/ – PixelLink Shenanigans

Archive, Arisu Oshiro, Chiaki Katsumi, Chio Chompi, Daiya Fortuna, Kanna Yanagi, Kawaii, Lottie Shinju, Minecraft, Miuna Usako, Official Links, Original Songs and Covers, PixelChronicle, PixelFriends, PixelLink, PixelStart+, pxl, Raki Kazuki, schedules, Shenanigans, smp, TEMPLATE, V&U, VSMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Potions Brewed:	58	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this epic server where you can join in on the madness and mayhem with a group of zany content creators!

Join our server for a chance to hang out with Raki Kazuki, the clumsy girl next door who loves karaoke and rhythm games (and maybe accidentally blowing up her house). Or maybe you prefer Lottie Shinju, the silly girly girl who plays retro games and draws…probably questionable fan art of the other players.

But wait, there’s more! How about Chiaki Katsumi, the chuuni seiso girl who will lead you on epic longform playthroughs with plenty of pre-game shenanigans. And let’s not forget about Miuna Usako, the delulu deredere who will serenade you with karaoke while fighting off mobs in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have Kanna Yanagi, the motivated planner who will guide you through soulslikes and action games with the precision of a pro gamer. Or maybe you prefer Chio Chompi, the gremlin imouto who will scream her way through horror games and RPGs with you by her side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few accidental creeper explosions. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a chuuni tsundere who loves card games and drawing. The possibilities are endless on this server, so come join the fun!

DentalCraft Minecraft Server

antibiotics, Argument, Best Friend, Boyfriend, canceling, cavity, DAUGHTER, DentalCraft, dentist appointment, drive me home, emergency, family, Father, feelings, hike, independent, infection, laughing gas, Minecraft, Relief, Server, tooth pain, Upset

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Votes:	6536
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with tooth pain and drama in your relationship? Join our Minecraft server for a toothache-free zone and a drama-free community! Our server is filled with players who will always have your back, unlike some boyfriends who prioritize hikes over your dental health.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about someone canceling on you last minute or throwing a fit because they can’t drive you to the dentist. We have a supportive and caring community that will always be there for you, whether you need a ride to the dentist or just someone to chat with while you recover from getting your tooth pulled.

So leave the drama behind and join our server today! Who needs a boyfriend when you have a whole community of Minecraft players who will always have your back? Join now and say goodbye to tooth pain and relationship drama for good!

MommasNecklaceNoSis

childhood memories, Communication, compassion, emotional attachment, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, generational heirlooms, Grief, Inheritance, MommasNecklaceNoSis, mother’s jewelry, parent’s legacy, personal boundaries, personal possessions, Respect, sentimental value, sibling jealousy, sibling relationships, stepfamily

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	113	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the drama of a lifetime, just like this player who can’t decide whether to share their mom’s precious necklace with their half-sister. Will you choose family harmony or keep the sacred item all to yourself? Only on our server will you find such outrageous dilemmas and heart-wrenching decisions. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate family feud in the world of Minecraft!

HillDieOnMinecraftSMP

Argument, Beliefs, convictions, core, Dedicated, DEFEND, foundation, HILL, HillDieOnMinecraftSMP, important, non-negotiable, passionate, Principles, Resolute, Stance, stand firm, stand up, Steadfast, unwavering, VALUES, willing to die on

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Animals Bred:	182
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of building a house made entirely out of TNT.

Our community is filled with wacky characters, like Steve the talking pig who is secretly a wizard in disguise, and Karen the zombie who just wants to speak to the manager of the server.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and hilarious adventure, join our SMP today and prepare to defend your hill with your life (literally)!

CreeperCam: The Unseen Observer

awkward encounters, awkward situations, CreeperCam, cringe-worthy actions, disgusting behavior, disturbing behaviors, disturbing sights, embarrassing behaviors, embarrassing moments, gross habits, hidden behaviors, Inappropriate Behavior, Observer, private actions, revolting behaviors, secret observations, shameful acts, shocking behaviors, shocking sights, taboo actions, unexpected behaviors, unsanitary actions, Unseen

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and witness the most outrageous and hilarious moments that will make you question humanity! From players accidentally mining straight into a pool of lava to others trying to ride pigs off cliffs thinking they’re horses, the chaos never stops on our server.

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden cameras all over the map to catch players doing the most disgusting and embarrassing things when they think no one is watching. You won’t believe the shenanigans that go down when players let their guard down.

So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until you cry and wondering what the heck is wrong with people, then join us now! Just be prepared to see things that you can never unsee.

What is the IP for Vegas Matt Minecraft Server?

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Animals Bred:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129

Vegas Matt is a professional sports bettor and handicapper based in Las Vegas. With years of experience in the industry, he has built a reputation for his expert insights and successful betting strategies. Known for his in-depth analysis and high win rate, Vegas Matt is a trusted source for sports betting enthusiasts looking to maximize their profits.

Lost in Space: A Server that’s a Blast! Astros Reach SMP, Now with 1.21 Update!

Age 18+, application, astros, blast, Community, Cosmetics, DDR4, Discord, Fabric, Hardware, hermitcraft, Lost, Micophone, Minecraft, Mods, Optimization, Reach, ryzen, Server, smp, Space, Stairs, Uncrafting, update, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9718
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Server Name:	Astros Reach
Server Type:	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Age:	1 year
Server Version:	1.21
Hardware:	Ryzen 9 5950X, 10GB DDR4

Overview:

Astros Reach is a long-term, community-oriented SMP where every player matters. The server has been in business for 1 whole year and is constantly looking for new members to join its tight-knit community. With a focus on vanilla Minecraft inspired by Hermitcraft, the server offers a range of features including a vanilla world, free creative world, weekly and monthly events, and a knowledgeable community.

FAQ:

1. How do I join Astros Reach?

In order to join, you need to join the Discord server and fill out a short application. Once completed, a staff member will contact you to provide more information and get you started. Please note that only players aged 18 and older are allowed to join.

2. What does Astros Reach offer?

Astros Reach offers a long-term vanilla world that is regularly maintained and expanded by players, a free community-use creative world, weekly and monthly events, a helpful community, and caring staff members who strive to make every player’s experience special.

3. What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server currently runs on version 1.21, which has recently been updated from 1.20.4. The server also uses various recipe add-ons to enhance the vanilla experience.

4. Are there any age restrictions for joining?

Yes, players must be 18 years old or older to join Astros Reach. The server heavily recommends having a microphone for communication purposes.

5. What is the server’s Discord link?

You can join the server’s Discord using the following link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

RedeemCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Towns Built:	5
Magic Items Found:	1358	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the Talmud had some redeeming qualities, and so does our server! We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that tell jokes. Yes, you heard that right – joke-telling cows!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some crazy antics and epic battles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden secrets of the Talmud along the way. See you in the game!