shitpost hundred – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

The Gathering Hub 1.20.4

1.20.4, Digital Marketing, Gathering, Hub, online presence, reloaded, social engagement, social media, social media advertising, social media analytics, social media branding, social media content, social media influencers, social media management, social media marketing, social media optimization, social networking sites, social platforms, social strategy, social trends, social-networking, tight edition

Yo, bros and broettes! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the chain? Well, let me tell you about this epic server that’s so lit, it’ll make your grandma do a backflip!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But wait, what’s that? A herd of rainbow-colored sheep just pranced by, singing Justin Bieber songs! And don’t even get me started on the creepers wearing top hats and monocles, they’re the fanciest explosions you’ll ever see!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best moves to EDM remixes of Minecraft music! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with golden carrots and enchanted pickaxes!

So what are you waiting for? Join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s a crazy world out there, man!

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MilkAlert Minecraft Server

Behavior, Chores, college, Communication, family, Gratitude, groceries, groceries app, Household, luxury, Meals, milk, MilkAlert, Minecraft, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Schedule, Server, Understanding, work

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of milk in your daily life? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize milk above all else – just like OP’s dad!

Imagine a world where running out of milk is a crisis that needs to be carefully planned for. Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of not having the right drink with their food.

Join us and experience the thrill of updating your grocery app in-game, digging your car out of snow to pick up essential drink items, and dealing with the drama of running out of milk.

Don’t cry over spilled milk, just join our server and embrace the luxury of having your favorite drinks available at all times. Who needs water when you can have milk with every meal?

So come on, join us and show your gratitude for the precious liquid that is milk. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow milk enthusiast like OP’s dad to share your milk-related struggles with!

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NoCancelCraft

bigger room, cancellation fees, Deposit, dropped out, Expenses, friend group, holiday cancellation, holiday cancellation fee, holiday deposit, holiday expenses, holiday tickets, ignored, low occupancy fee, NoCancelCraft, price increase, RESPONSIBILITY, TICKETS, travel agent, treating poorly, Unwelcome

Looking for a new group of friends who won’t hit you with fake cancellation fees for dropping out of a holiday? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we promise not to charge you for changing your mind about a virtual vacation.

Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t guilt trip you into paying for their own mistakes. Plus, we have a special room where you can relax and unwind without worrying about low occupancy fees. And don’t worry, we won’t disguise any charges as “cancellation fees” – we’re not that kind of server!

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs toxic friends when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft with us? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyImpact Minecraft SMP

activism, civic engagement, community involvement, community service, CraftyImpact, education, Empathy, environmental conservation, equality, ethical consumption, grassroots movements, Kindness, mental health awareness, Minecraft, philanthropy, Positive Change, poverty alleviation, reduce waste, smp, social justice, support local businesses, sustainable living, volunteerism

Join our Minecraft SMP, bro! We got diamonds for days and creepers for nights, it’s a wild ride, man.

But like, seriously, if you join our server, you’ll be saving the world from the evil Ender Dragon who’s trying to take over the entire Minecraft universe. We need all the help we can get, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this!

Plus, we have the most epic parties every Saturday night at the virtual club we built in the Nether. It’s lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on our annual sheep shearing competition. It gets pretty intense, let me tell you.

So yeah, if you want to make a better impact on the world/community, join our Minecraft SMP and become a hero. Or just come for the memes, either way works. See you in the game, bros!

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BlockyBounceBack

achievement, BlockyBounceBack, bouncing back, COMEBACK, determination, finding joy again, growth, Hope, inspiration, motivation, overcoming adversity, perseverance, positivity, reaching new heights, resilience, resilience after failure, strength, success, triumph, turning point, Victory

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to accidentally fall into a pit of lava and lose all your precious loot? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special potion that turns you into a fireproof diamond-seeking ninja! Join us and experience the ultimate high of finding diamonds without the fear of losing them to pesky lava pits. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous chicken who loves to steal players’ diamonds and hide them in secret underground chicken coops. Can you outsmart the diamond-stealing chicken and become the richest player on the server? Join us and find out!

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Serial Killer Hotline: Out of Service

Communication, crime solving, criminal behavior, Criminal Investigations, Criminal Psychology, detective work, disappearing technology, forensic science, HOTLINE, investigative methods, Killer, law enforcement, mobile phones, modern detectives, pay phones, Serial, service, snarky serial killers, Surveillance, taunting phone calls, Technology, Tracking, triangulating cell towers, Vanishing

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported into a world where you’re a detective hunting down snarky serial killers. but get this, instead of taunting phone calls, they leave clues in the form of pixelated blocks and you have to decipher them to catch them! it’s like playing a real life game of clue but in minecraft! plus, there’s like secret underground lairs and hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. so, if you’re ready for a wild adventure and want to test your detective skills in a virtual world, then join this server now! who knows, you might even become the ultimate detective and catch all the serial killers before they strike again. let the games begin!

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NeuroCraft: Nerve Repair & Fun

biomedical engineering, Central Nervous System, Fun, Hope, Injuries, innovative solutions, medical advancements, Medical research, nerve, nerve damage, NeuroCraft, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, neuroprotection, Neurorehabilitation, new material, regenerative medicine, Repair, researchers, scientific breakthrough, therapies, tissue regeneration, treatment options

so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com for all you minecraft peeps out there. we got this new material that can, like, totally heal all your injuries and diseases in the game. so, if your character gets hurt or starts to lose its mind, just hop on this server and BAM! all better. it’s like magic, but better. so, like, join now and experience the wonders of this new material. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Echo-Isles

Active, Adventure, Balanced, building, Chill, Community, community-driven, Crafting, Dungeons, EchoIsles, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, non toxic, player, rules, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Staff, Survival

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

Overview
Start Date: 10/31/2024
Gameplay: SMP
Features: Homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, Kit PvP
Pay to Win: No
Community: Welcoming and strong
Support: Bedrock available
Server Address: Echo-Isles.com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay to win?	No, we are not pay to win. Donations support quality of life features.
Can I set homes on the server?	Yes, you can set homes for convenience.
Are there PvP features?	Yes, we have custom-generated resource worlds with PvP encouraged.
Is Kit PvP available?	Kit PvP is completed and open to the public.
How can I connect with Bedrock?	Use bedrock.echo-isles.com with port 25786.

Celestial Isles 1.21.4

1.21.4, Abandoned, Celestial, COMEBACK, comeback story, comeback stream, Community, Entertainment, Gaming, Isles, japanese, Live streaming, ONLINE, perseverance, streaming, Support, Tennyo Yui, Viewers, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber comeback, vtuber community, 天女ゆい

Yo, bro, forget about /vt/ drama, come join our Minecraft server where we have more viewers than that sad streamer! We got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing like it’s the 80s! It’s a wild party up in here, and you don’t want to miss out on the fun! Plus, we have a secret underground disco club where Endermen are the DJs and zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else! So ditch the drama and come join the craziest Minecraft server around!

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NoDrunkHubbyAllowed

Boundaries, Childbirth, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Decision making, Drinking, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Frustration, going out, husband, Labor, NoDrunkHubbyAllowed, parenting, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

Are you tired of dealing with a husband who thinks going out to the bar is more important than being there for his pregnant wife? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual world free from annoying spouses!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your husband ditching you for a night out with his friends. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to create epic builds and conquer virtual challenges. Plus, there’s no risk of going into labor while playing Minecraft (unless you get really, really excited about finding diamonds)!

So ditch the real-life drama and join our server for a fun and relaxing escape. Who needs a night away in a hotel when you can have endless adventures in the blocky world of Minecraft? Join now and leave the real world behind!

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