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The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, banana, Behold, blocky, CLANDESTINE, Concealed, Confidential, Covert, Cryptic, Enigma, Enigmatic, enshrouded, hidden, Minecraft, Mystery, number 203890943, Obscure, puzzle, Riddle, secret, Server, unidentified, unknown, veiled

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. And that’s not all! They stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a clan of mischievous pandas who love to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance a panda, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that shoots out rainbow-colored fireworks.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! Who knows what crazy antics and surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

Fantasy Minecraft SMP Games

FANTASY, games, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Towns Built:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your male fantasy? Look no further, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of angry chickens start attacking you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – the Chicken Whisperer. This legendary player has the power to communicate with chickens and will come to your rescue, armed with an army of feathered friends ready to peck your enemies to oblivion.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the infamous Llama Mafia, a group of ruthless llamas who control the black market trade in rare items. Want to get your hands on a stack of enchanted diamonds? Just make a deal with the Llama Godfather and watch as your wildest dreams come true.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional angry chicken).

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Abuse, aggression, animosity, bullying, childhood trauma, Conflict, Confrontation, grudge, Harassment, intimidation, Mikeneko, Minecraft, nekofami, PALS, PIXEL, Resentment, RETALIATION, Revenge, Rivalry, sakufami, Sakuna, Server, Vengeance, victimization

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	131	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5825
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Votes:	2282	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of being bullied by Sakuna on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, Sakuna is too busy getting schooled by Mikeneko in epic Minecraft battles! Join us for a chance to witness this epic rivalry unfold in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the power to turn into a cat and troll Sakuna with your feline antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the ultimate nekofami vs sakufami showdown!

The State of X (Minecraft SMP)

controversial content, coomers, cuck porn, decades old memes, divisive content, Gay, gross content, internet culture, Lgbt, mentally ill, Minecraft, offensive content, online behavior, onlyfans, political memes, shitskins, smp, social media, State, state of X, tranny, twitter, white boomers

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builds and no excitement? Look no further than X SMP! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the internet, with memes from decades ago and outrageous content that will leave you laughing for days.

Join us if you’re a white boomer looking for some spicy OnlyFans content, or a gay tranny lgbt coomer ready to embrace your inner Minecraft warrior. Our community is a melting pot of craziness, with mentally ill shitskins adding a touch of chaos to the mix.

So why wait? Join X SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Left Stick Minecraft Server

30 feet away, Character, character movement, game controls, Game Mechanics, game movement, game starting point, game tutorial, game tutorial distance, game tutorial location, game tutorial mechanics, left, left stick, left stick controls, Minecraft, movement, Server, starting point, Stick., tutorial, tutorial controls, tutorial distance, tutorial distance from starting point, tutorial location

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Items Found:	1009	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic tutorials? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most outrageous tutorial you’ve ever seen! Picture this: your character starts the game and immediately has to travel 30 feet to learn how to move with the left stick. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and make you work for your knowledge! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected challenges and absurd tutorials. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!

Wuwa Waves Minecraft SMP – General Wuthering

Android, Arena Combat Event, banner, codes, Commission Event, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, general, Ios, Jiyan, Map, Media Contents, Minecraft, News, Official twitter, Platforming Event, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, Sign-In Event, smp, special event, Timeline, Ver 1.3 Preview, Waves, weapon banner, windows, Wuthering, wuthering waves, wuwa

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further than our server! Join us at Wuthering Waves for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast world of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, a giant Resonator appears out of nowhere! But don’t worry, Jiyan is here to save the day with his epic showcase. And let’s not forget about the insane events happening on the server, like the Parade of Stars where you can level up like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have special weapon banners like the Verdant Summit Broadblade that will make you the envy of all your friends. And who can forget about the Lollo Compaign Rerun event where you can complete outrageous commissions for epic rewards?

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Wuthering Waves for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

He’s Right Minecraft Server

alternative media, comedian, critical inquiry, establishment, Hes, hot wings, Jewish, joe rogan, kikes, MAGA moment, mainstream media, Minecraft, NBC News, podcasting, presidential elections, Prime energy drinks, relatable, revolution, Server, shills, system politicians, trump, truth-tellers

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Zombie Dances:	2	Towns Built:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make the 2024 presidential elections look like child’s play! Forget mainstream media, we’re the truth-tellers here, exposing all the juicy secrets of the world. Our podcasters are so edgy, they make politicians sweat just thinking about answering their questions – or maybe they’ll just challenge them to a hot-wing eating contest instead. Who needs critical inquiry when you can have a comedian chugging Prime energy drinks with a politician? This server is where the real revolution is happening, where even the most establishment politicians become “relatable.” So come on in and join the fun – we promise it’ll be a MAGA moment you won’t forget!

Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

fucking, GOD, Minecraft, smp, windows

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Are you tired of using Windows like a pleb? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where real professionals thrive? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for Linux users!

Join us and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while running a process monitor in the background at all times. Show off your tiling desktop and impress your fellow players with your Linux skills.

Forget about Windows and embrace the world of Linux. Sure, you may look like an incel, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life on our server? Join now and become a true Linux gaming legend!

ASTRUM – Vanilla Minecraft server! Minecraft server

ASTRUM, banner, city system, Events, fbi, gameplay, INTERESTING, Large Online, License, Mechanics, minecraft server, MINISTERS, No Donations, No Dupe, No Private, no privates, No pvp, No unnecessary commands, Pirate, Roleplay, RP elements, semi-rp, Survival, unique mechanics, Vanilla, Whitelist, wikipedia

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

There are no privates or unnecessary commands on the server, like (/spawn, /kit and other garbage)! No license required to enter! The server adheres to vanilla, but at the same time has unique mechanics that make the gameplay more interesting.

You can find out more about them on our Wikipedia!

The server is a vanilla semi-RP project, that is, it contains RP elements that are optional. This means that the server has the FBI, Ministers, a city system and other interesting mechanics.

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

agdg, amateur game development, Archive, b4k, Demo Days, github, halloween jam, helpful links, How to WebM, itch.io, Jam, Minecraft, obsproject, PALS, PIXEL, Programmers, Recap, Resources, Server, steam games, Steam Games by AGDG, webm, WebM converter, webmcam

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Villages Defended:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for the loot! Or how about building a giant roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits and waterfalls? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like Programmer Edish Demo Days where you can showcase your coding skills in a virtual world. And don’t forget about our Halloween Jam, where the spookiest builds win epic prizes!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!