2024 Best Shitpost compilation New Minecraft Servers

Enderine Junior High School [Survival] [1.20 Update]

1.20 Update, 24hr, Active, building, close-knit, Community, Discord, Enderine, Enderine Junior High School, Factions, Friends, Fun, gameplay, java, Lore, Minecraft, PvP, Server, Small, smp, Staff, Survival, Teams, Vanilla, War

UPDATED TO 1.20
Enderine SMP is a small and close knit community with an active staff team welcoming you to join us and meet people that could end up being your closest friends for life.

We try and keep gameplay as close to as Vanilla as possible. We encourage players to create/join teams and venture to become the best of the best!

Join us on our vanilla java Minecraft server where we do anything as long as its fun, whether that be lore, PvP or simply just building!

Join Here – https://discord.gg/mNHFGvn5GZ

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❤️ FREE donation /FREE ❤️ BloodHype ⭐️ Minecraft server

146.103.38.25, 19190, Assembly, BloodHype, Cheating, Donate, donation, free, GIF, high quality, Ip:, Minecraft, opportunities, Plugins, PORT, privileges, Server, Teams

We do not have any cheating on teams!

Free donation /FREE

High-quality assembly, many plugins and opportunities for privileges

IP: 146.103.38.25

Port: 19190

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MineCrush Minecraft Server

attraction, Boring, Communication, Confidence, DATING, emotional intelligence, interested, interests, Like.., Loneliness, Minecraft, MineCrush, Normie, personal growth, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, Social Skills, Unironically, upbeat

Are you tired of feeling like a Minecraft block without any friends to connect with? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being boring or uninteresting again. We have a community of players who will love you for who you are, no bajillion interests required! Plus, rumor has it that once you join, you’ll instantly become the life of the party and have people lining up to be your friend. So why wait? Join our server now and start living your best Minecraft life!

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Minecraft SMP: IronRockin

#metalheads, Band, bass, drums, ENERGY, guitar, headbanging, heavy metal, Helps, INTENSE, Iron, IronRockin, loud, Lyrics, metal music, Minecraft, Music, Powerful, Rock Music, Rockin, smp, strength, US

Welcome to our totally tubular Minecraft SMP where iron is the key to success! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they were hot stuff with their diamond armor. But little did they know, our iron warriors were ready to rock their world! With their trusty iron swords and armor, they defeated the diamond-clad player in a epic battle that shook the very foundations of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Iron Golem Army, led by the fearsome Iron Giant himself. Join us and you too can command an army of iron golems to protect your base and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So come on, join us on our ironclad adventure and let’s rock and roll our way to victory! Iron helps us rockin’, baby!

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BlockyBodyTalk

advice, BlockyBodyTalk, Body language, Boundaries, Communication, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Inappropriate Behavior, judgment, misunderstandings, mixed signals, Perception, personal space, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, sex talk, social cues, societal norms, Support, Therapy, touchy feely

Are you tired of constantly being misunderstood and mistaken for someone you’re not on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace all forms of communication, even if it involves grabbing someone’s thigh or moaning uncontrollably. Our players are so friendly and touchy-feely that you’ll feel right at home, whether you’re sitting in what looks like a compromising position or accidentally revealing a little too much skin.
Join us for a wild adventure where boundaries are non-existent and communication is key (even if it involves talking about sex in detail). Don’t worry about being judged here, because we understand that sometimes, you just can’t help but roll your eyes back and lick your lips when you’re excited about something.

So come on over to our server and let loose with Ally, our resident touchy-feely expert who will show you the ropes on how to navigate social situations with ease. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself making new friends (or more) in no time – just make sure to bring your notebook and therapist along for the ride!

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SecretSMP: Disturbia

confidential information, dark confession, Disturbia, disturbing confession, disturbing disclosure, disturbing information, disturbing revelation, disturbing secret, disturbing story, disturbing truth, Hidden Truth, private matter, SecretSMP, sensitive topic, Shocking revelation, shocking secret, undisclosed scandal, unsettling disclosure, unsettling secret

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret underground societies, mysterious disappearances, and a conspiracy involving cows and creepers working together to take over the world. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join us if you dare and uncover the most disturbing secrets that will make your head spin faster than a chorus of spinning Endermen.

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CraftySkyportLOL

Airline, Airport, boarding, check in, CraftySkyportLOL, customs, delayed, EMBARRASSING, Flight, funny, hilarious, humor, Journey, Laughter, luggage, mishap, SECURITY, Story, Terminal, travel, vacation

Are you tired of boring old airports with their long lines and lackluster food options? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the most hilarious airport you’ve ever seen. Picture this: instead of security guards, we have flying pigs checking your luggage. And forget about those boring conveyor belts – our baggage claim is a giant water slide that shoots your suitcases out into a pool of rainbow-colored slime! Trust me, you’ll never want to leave this airport – I mean, Minecraft server – once you see all the wacky shenanigans we have in store for you. So pack your bags (or let the flying pigs do it for you) and join us for the craziest airport adventure of your life!

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DeifDown Minecraft Server

airstrike, Assassination, chief, confirmation, Conflict, DeifDown, gaza, Hamas, intelligence, Israel, July strike, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, military wing, Minecraft, Mohammed Deif, News, Operation, Palestinian, RETALIATION, Server, Target, Terrorism

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join just to see the craziness that goes down. we have confirmed reports that the legendary chief of the creeper army, mohammed deif, was taken out in a epic strike by the israeli players. join us and be part of the action, fight against the evil mobs and show them who’s boss. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s have a blast together!

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BlockyScandalCraft

abuse of power, BlockyScandalCraft, candidate accusation, election, gender discrimination, government corruption, harassment allegations, high level, METOO, misconduct, political controversy, political scandal, political upheaval, presidential candidate, Professor, Romania, scandalous behavior, sex scandals, sexual harassment, university scandal, victim shaming

are you tired of boring minecraft servers with nothing but boring old blocks? well, come join our server where the blocks are made of pure GOLD and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a fancy party!
we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and they are always throwing wild llama parties with unlimited cake and fireworks!

rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk!

join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! just watch out for the evil professor who is secretly a llama in disguise and is always trying to steal your diamonds!

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UglyDucklingsMC

attractive, attractiveness, attractiveness rating, beauty standards, correlation, health disparities, health outcomes, high school yearbook, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Longevity, mortality rates, physical appearance, research, self esteem, sextile, societal impact, societal norms, study, UglyDucklingsMC, Unattractive

come join our minecraft server where the uglier you are, the longer you live! based on a totally legit study, we guarantee that if you were rated as the least attractive in high school, you will have eternal life in our pixelated world. forget about those pesky mortality rates, join us and live forever! plus, our server is filled with magical creatures and secret dungeons that only the ugliest players can unlock. so what are you waiting for? join now and embrace your inner beauty (or lack thereof)!

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