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Vendetta

#youtube, Adventure, Boys, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Gaming, Gyat, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, PvP, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, twitch

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Love Letters Sent:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Volcanoes Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Sigma SMP, only for the boys. Level 30 gyat, minimum.

Mom told me if I have over 100 players, she will buy me new PC.

vendetamc.net

Cat Eaters Minecraft Server

Animals, cat, Cat Eaters, Conspiracy, Eaters, eating habits, fake news, fear, Fiction, Government, humor, Minecraft, PARANOIA, Politics, prediction, president, Rumors, satire, Satirical News, Server, society, speculation, springfield, trump

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4643
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become a part of the epic battle between Trump and the Cat Eaters of Springfield. Rumor has it that Trump is on a mission to rid the world of these feline feasters, and you can help determine the outcome! Will you fight alongside the Cat Eaters or join forces with Trump? The choice is yours, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more thrilling server anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Weekend Gartic Phone Minecraft SMP

art game, come on in, Communication, creativity, Drawing game, Entertainment, Faggetes, Faggots, Friends, Fun, Gartic, gartic phone, guessing game, Interactive, Minecraft, Multiplayer Game, Online game, party game, Phone, smp, Social, V, weekend, word game

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Void Gems Collected:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn and explode again!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!

So come on in, Faggots and Faggetes, and join the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Edition, Feedback, general, Hero, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, report bugs, Sandbox, Server, Steam, Steam page, threadlocked, tutorial, Wiki, young hag

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	149	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Ores Mined:	9418

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it’s like a bunch of young hags decided to take over and create their own virtual world of madness.

To join this server, you’ll need to go through a crazy initiation process. Post your Steam profile and prepare yourself for the most outrageous friend request you’ve ever received. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Once you’re in, it’s time to git gud. Do the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and explore the most ridiculous item builds you can find. And don’t forget to play some bot matches to truly embrace the chaos.

Need some extra help navigating this madness? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insane details. And if you’re a new player, don’t worry – we have a guide that will have you laughing and learning in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server of mayhem and become a legend in the world of Young Hag Edition!

Minecraft SMP: Mi So Funny

Ching, ching ching, ching ching long time, funny, horny, Long, Long Time, long time horny, Mi, mi ching, mi ching ching, mi so, mi so horny, Minecraft, smp, so, Time

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Love Letters Sent:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join mi ching ching long time for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans.

Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who love nothing more than causing mayhem and madness wherever they go. From building giant statues of chickens to creating elaborate pranks that will leave you scratching your head, there’s never a dull moment on mi ching ching long time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your riches? Or will you fall victim to the traps and tricks that await you?

So why wait? Join mi ching ching long time today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

Blocky Bits Minecraft Server

bits, blocky, body modification, circumcision, cosmetic surgery, foreskin restoration, genital restoration, genitalia, Intimacy, male anatomy, male enhancement, mens health, Minecraft, personal choice, physical sensation, self improvement, sensitivity, Server, sexual experience, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Are you tired of your Minecraft experience feeling lackluster? Want to spice things up and make it as pleasurable as possible for everyone involved? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can restore your foreskin in-game for maximum pleasure. Who knew Minecraft could be so intimate? Impress your virtual friends with your newfound sensitivity and watch as the ladies flock to you in-game.

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to enhance your gaming experience and make your virtual encounters unforgettable. Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Alchemy, Announcements, Arena, Charity, Combat, Damage assignment order, Draft, extra life sleeve, foundations, free codes, full rope, Gathering, general, Historic, Lost in a Labyrinth Edition, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, Monstrous Rage, mtgag, mythic player, pixel Ajani avatar, pixel Fblthp sleeve, smp, standard legal, temporal manipulation, tqi, universes beyond, useful links

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5477
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Lost in a Labyrinth Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The entire server is built like a labyrinth, with twists, turns, and traps at every corner. Can you find your way out, or will you be lost forever?

2. Our admins are actually wizards who can manipulate time and space. Want to go back in time to fix a mistake? Done. Want to fast forward to the future to see who wins the next PvP battle? Easy peasy.

3. We have a special event where players can battle with Monstrous Rage cards, but be warned – the winner gets banned from the server for a day. It’s a risk worth taking!

4. Want to play with pixelated versions of Ajani and Fblthp? Well, you’re in luck because they’re our official server mascots! Buy their avatar and sleeve bundle to show your support and gain special in-game powers.

5. Oh, and did we mention that combat damage assignment order is getting removed? That’s right, you can now attack your enemies in any order you want. Chaos ensues!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild, labyrinthine adventure like no other!

What is the IP for Johnny Minecraft Minecraft Server?

Johnny, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magic Items Found:	8385	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Dimension Hops:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Johnny Minecraft is a popular YouTuber known for his Minecraft gaming content. With a passion for building, exploring, and creating in the virtual world, Johnny has amassed a dedicated following of fans. His creativity and entertaining personality have made him a prominent figure in the Minecraft community.

ToadLand Minecraft server

Absinthe, administration, comfortable, Community, Cozy, Friendly, Frog, gameplay, gift, Help, improving, minecraft server, Private, Stable, Suggestions, texture pack, toad, ToadLand, Version 1.18.1, Waiting

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	161
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you looking for a cozy private Minecraft server? Would you like to make new acquaintances over a bottle or two of virtual absinthe? And do you also respect toads and frogs?

In this case, we believe you will like it with us!

ToadLand is a private server on version 1.18.1, which will provide you with stable and comfortable gameplay.

We are constantly improving in all areas, trying to do everything to make playing enjoyable and interesting for you, and the administration is always ready to help and take into account any of your opinions and suggestions regarding our project.

As a gift to all players – our toad texture pack!

We are waiting for you!

toadland.ru

Rice Ball Rave Minecraft Server

Anime, Ball, bland, cultural representation, DISAPPOINTING, food culture, Japanese cuisine, japanese food, let down, Let Me Down, Manga, Minecraft, not as good, not authentic, not impressive, not tasty, Onigiri, Overrated, Popular, rave, Rice, rice balls, Server, snack, Traditional

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Onigiri/rice balls are jealous!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own pixelated paradise and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But beware, our server is so addictive, you might forget to eat anything other than Onigiri/rice balls for days!

We have custom plugins that will make your jaw drop faster than a stack of diamonds falling into lava. And our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life anime. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!