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Ethereal Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, anal hygiene, Asshole Cleaning, bathroom cleanliness, bathroom hygiene, bathroom innovation, bathroom technology, bidet gun, bum gun, Ethereal, Fajitas, hygiene products, personal hygiene, Realm, shithole country, spicy food, Tex-Mex, TOILET, toilet hygiene, toilet innovation, toilet paper, toilet technology, united states of america

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3337
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! You ever take a dump and it feels like a fire-breathing dragon coming out of your ass? Well, fear no more because I have the solution for you! Introducing the magical bidet gun, the bum gun that will change your life forever.

Imagine this: you’re sitting on the toilet, feeling the burn of your spicy fajitas making their grand exit. But wait, instead of suffering through the pain of wiping with sandpaper, you just aim that bidet gun and BAM! Your ass is cleaner than a baby’s bottom.

No more raw assholes, no more painful wipes, just pure, smooth cleanliness thanks to the power of the bidet gun. Join our Minecraft server and experience the true joy of a clean booty hole while building epic structures and battling creepers. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience, join now!

TheThirdieGamer Minecraft SMP: No Room for Athletes

athletes, Behavior, Communication, Competition, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Disrespect, Diversity, Etiquette, foreign countries, French, International, LEAVING, Manners, Minecraft, Respect, room, shithole country, smp, Sportsmanship, Stage, stage etiquette, TheThirdieGamer, thirdie athletes

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even the thirdie athletes are kicked off the stage! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. And don’t even get us started on the llama racing track we have set up in the desert biome – it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over the town square and are constantly causing chaos. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the world. Trust us, it’s worth the search.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just remember, in this world, things work differently – especially when it comes to shithole countries and French cryptic messages.

The Lab

Community, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Fabric, FireTick, game mode, germany, Head Database, Lab, Map, Minecraft, Minigames, proximity voice chat, Render Distance, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Survival, Version, world border

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)

Dynmap (when it’s up to date)

Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration

Proximity Voice Chat

Armor statues

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server if I am not from Germany?

Yes, our server is open to players from all over the world.

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly against the server rules and will result in immediate ban.

3. Do you have any age restrictions for joining?

We prefer players to be 16 years or older, but exceptions can be made based on maturity level.

4. How often are the weekly minigames and events held?

We host weekly minigames and events on weekends, and special events throughout the year.

Virtuoso Vibe 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anime, Community, Corpos, digital content creators, discuss, Entertainment, Favorite, Gaming, indies, LARGEST, LIVESTREAMING, offtopic, online personalities, Report, shitposting, smallest, trolling, Uoh, VIBE, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, virtuoso, Vtubers

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Come join this Minecraft server for the most epic time of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you!

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual YouTuber and watch them become the next big sensation! From the biggest corporate Vtubers to the tiniest indie gems, you can discuss and share your favorites with like-minded players.

But wait, there’s more! You can also report any trolls, shitposters, or off-topic discussions to keep the server clean and drama-free. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the virtual madness begin!

SelfTruthsSMP

acceptance, flaws, Honesty, imperfections, Insecurity, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-judgment, SelfTruthsSMP, Shortcomings, Truth, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7075
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Yo, so like, if you’re tired of boring ol’ SMPs where everyone is just mining and building, then you gotta join our server, bro! We got llamas that can talk, a secret underground disco party, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with a chicken riding a pig. Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt. So come on, what’s a truth about yourself that you don’t like? Join our wacky and wild SMP today and let your inner derp shine!

MeaninglessCraft

diminishing, diminishing importance, disappearing, Fading, Forgotten, inconsequential, INSIGNIFICANT, Irrelevant, losing meaning, lost meaning, MeaninglessCraft, misunderstood, obsolete, Outdated, purpose, Relevance, Significance, trivial, unimportant, Value, waning

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? We got you covered. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot? Yep, we’ve got that too.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of golden feathers. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted the power to lay diamond eggs.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The Chicken King is calling your name!

RenewableCraft2024

#sustainability, BIOMASS, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity, ENERGY, energy efficiency, energy production, Environment, green energy, hydro power, Poland, power, renewable energy, renewable resources, renewable technology, RenewableCraft2024, renewables, solar power, wind power

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	114

haha join dis epic minecraft server where we produce 29% of power from renewable sources like creepers farts and zombie brains! we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s a wild ride, bro! come join us and be part of the craziest energy revolution in minecraft history! who needs solar panels when you got exploding sheep powering your world, amirite? let’s save the planet one block at a time, join now and be a part of the madness!

The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

#addons, Adventure, Age 18+, Atlas, bedrock, better on bedrock, building, Community, creativity, Discord, discussion, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, member, Minecraft, multiplayer, Project, Server, smp, Survival, Vote, world reset

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Potions Brewed:	109	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Votes:	2561	Players Killed by Monsters:	7304

The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

Overview
Age Requirement	18+
Decision Making	By discussion and vote
Addons	Better on Bedrock
New Addons	In discussion

Join our discord to become a member: https://discord.gg/An4MkSw6aQ

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You must be age 18 or over to become a member. Join our discord for more information.
How are decisions made on the server?	Everything is decided by discussion and vote by members.
What addons are currently being used?	We are using Better on Bedrock, with the possibility of adding new addons in the future.
Can I suggest new addons for the server?	Yes, join today and discuss your favorite addons and what else you’d want the server to have!

Crafting Haven 1.21

autistic, Bonding, Companionship, Conversation, Crafting, Emotional support, Entertainment, friendship, Haven, Human Connection, lonely, mental health, non-sexual, Pay, platonic activities, play video games, professional services, Prostitute, Relaxation, Social Interaction, Talk, Therapy

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you can pay virtual prostitutes to talk and play video games with you! It’s like having a virtual friend who also happens to be a prostitute. Who needs real friends when you have Minecraft prostitutes, am I right? It’s a whole new level of loneliness and autism, but in a fun and entertaining way! So come on, join us and experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft prostitution!

DeafCraft Minecraft Server

american sign language, approach, asl, Body language, cafe, Communication, Community, Conversation, cultural sensitivity, deaf group, DeafCraft, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, exchange numbers, high school, inclusion, Interaction, learning, Minecraft, Practice, Server, Social Interaction, Social Skills

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Love Letters Sent:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Just like the deaf group at the cafe, we encourage players to use ASL to chat with each other in-game. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your rusty signing skills – we’re just here to have a good time!

Join us for some epic adventures and maybe even exchange numbers with a fellow player for some extra practice. Who knows, you might even find your new Minecraft BFF! So come on over and show off your signing skills in our unique and inclusive community. See you there!

Dad’sGiftDrama

Appearance, arguments, Birthday, celebration, dad, DadsGiftDrama, disagreement, earbuds, exclusion, family, feelings, financial habits, financial struggles, gift, gym, laziness, new year’s day, process, relationship, sister, Space

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	51
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of arguing with your sister over who should pay for dad’s earbuds!

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy cleaning up after their family members and lending out their bus cards. You’ll never run out of excitement as you navigate through the complex relationships and financial struggles of our virtual world.

But beware, things can get heated quickly. One minute you’re planning a birthday gift for dad, and the next you’re being called lazy and childish by your own sister. Will you stand your ground and refuse to pay for the gift, or will you cave under the pressure of family drama?

Join us on this wild ride of emotions and questionable financial decisions. Who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have all the chaos and conflict you could ever dream of?

RomantasyMinecraft SMP

bestseller, Book Club, book lover, book recommendation, bookish, bookworm, enchanting tale, escapism, FANTASY, favorite book, fictional world, literary escapade, love story, magical romance, must-read, reading list, romance, romantasy, RomantasyMinecraft, romantic fantasy, smp, Top Picks

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3095
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1149
Holy Grails Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join an EPIC Minecraft SMP where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens riding on the backs of zombie horses. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying llama and saves the day with his trusty diamond sword!

And that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that turn you into a dancing panda. Plus, every full moon, the entire server transforms into unicorns and rainbows shoot out of our butts. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!

So come join us on the most bonkers, wacky, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started, baby! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!