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Ethereal Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, anal hygiene, Asshole Cleaning, bathroom cleanliness, bathroom hygiene, bathroom innovation, bathroom technology, bidet gun, bum gun, Ethereal, Fajitas, hygiene products, personal hygiene, Realm, shithole country, spicy food, Tex-Mex, TOILET, toilet hygiene, toilet innovation, toilet paper, toilet technology, united states of america

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! You ever take a dump and it feels like a fire-breathing dragon coming out of your ass? Well, fear no more because I have the solution for you! Introducing the magical bidet gun, the bum gun that will change your life forever.

Imagine this: you’re sitting on the toilet, feeling the burn of your spicy fajitas making their grand exit. But wait, instead of suffering through the pain of wiping with sandpaper, you just aim that bidet gun and BAM! Your ass is cleaner than a baby’s bottom.

No more raw assholes, no more painful wipes, just pure, smooth cleanliness thanks to the power of the bidet gun. Join our Minecraft server and experience the true joy of a clean booty hole while building epic structures and battling creepers. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience, join now!

TheThirdieGamer Minecraft SMP: No Room for Athletes

athletes, Behavior, Communication, Competition, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Disrespect, Diversity, Etiquette, foreign countries, French, International, LEAVING, Manners, Minecraft, Respect, room, shithole country, smp, Sportsmanship, Stage, stage etiquette, TheThirdieGamer, thirdie athletes

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even the thirdie athletes are kicked off the stage! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. And don’t even get us started on the llama racing track we have set up in the desert biome – it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over the town square and are constantly causing chaos. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the world. Trust us, it’s worth the search.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just remember, in this world, things work differently – especially when it comes to shithole countries and French cryptic messages.

TinyCraft [5000×5000 SMP]

5000×5000, Bigotry, Coreprotect, Discord, dog-whistles, Dynmap, Griefing, laid back, LGBTQ, Minecraft, new, priority, rules, Safety, Server, smp, Survival, tinycraft, world border

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

Hello, TinyCraft is a small 5000×5000 world border server with no land protection plugins – however, we have CoreProtect which allows us to easily trace and revert griefing if needed. We opened on the 18th of June so the world is fairly new. Our ruleset is fairly laid-back, with only two real rules:

1. Don’t be a jerk!

2. Don’t hack/cheat.

Whether you’re new to Minecraft or an experienced player we would love to have you on our SMP.

Join our discord server here!View our Dynmap here!

This is an LGBTQ+ friendly server and your safety is top priority. Bigotry and dog-whistles have no place here!

tinycraft.serv.nu

Mystmoor: Where griefing is just a myth and PvP is like a friendly hug, but still on Hard Mode! Join now on Paper 1.20.6!

1.20.6, challenge, Cheating, classic, Community, Discord, Enhancements, enthusiasts, Friendly, gameplay, Grief, Griefing, HARD, Hug, Immersive builds, instagram, Join, measures, Mode, Mystmoor, Myth, Overworld, Paper, pay to win, PvP, smp, Vanilla, Website, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Ores Mined:	1662
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/gfreskin/">Mystmoor: Vanilla</a> SMP

Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP Overview

Features
Friendly staff ready to help.
Authentic vanilla gameplay with sensible enhancements.
Overworld in which immersive builds are promoted.
The challenge of Hard mode.
Strong measures against cheating and grief.
No pay-to-win.

Join Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP

Discord: https://discord.gg/4w7g9NDdhV
Website: https://mystmoor.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6923fMgGMQ/

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP?

To join our community, please visit our website and follow the instructions for joining the Discord server.

2. Is this server strictly vanilla Minecraft?

Yes, we aim to maintain an authentic vanilla gameplay experience with sensible enhancements.

3. Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow?

Yes, we have a set of community guidelines that all players are expected to adhere to. Please refer to our Discord or website for more information.

4. Can I invite my friends to join Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP?

Yes, we welcome new members who share our passion for the classic Minecraft experience. Feel free to invite your friends to join our community.

ElevatorTunesMC Server

chill vibes, connection through music, deep connection, diverse interests, eclectic taste, Elevator Music, ElevatorTunesMC, imagination, loop, music lover, mutual understanding, niche music, non-judgmental, open communication, open-minded, Relating, Relaxation, Server, shared experiences, Unconventional, Understanding, unique taste

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only music you hear is the sound of zombies moaning? Well, come join our server where we have a resident player who listens to elevator music on loop! That’s right, you can vibe to smooth tunes while you mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens and lead them into battle against the evil mobs. Imagine riding into battle on a chicken steed, clucking your way to victory!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks lighting up the dance floor. Get ready to boogie with skeletons and party with pigs like never before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in Minecraft!

BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

BaguetteCraft, french actress, french beauty, french blogger, french chic, french cuisine, French Culture, french designer, french elegance, french fashion, French Girl, french influencer, french language, french lifestyle, french model, french singer, French style, french travel, french women, Minecraft, nos francaises, parisian style, Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Potions Brewed:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3420	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have the most fabulous French girls you’ve ever seen! Post your favorite French girl and watch as she builds the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks while sipping on a glass of virtual champagne. Join our server for a chance to chat with these chic ladies and maybe even learn a little French along the way. Who needs boring old gameplay when you can have a French fashion show in Minecraft? Ooh la la!

StepDadCraft

adoption, blended family, Boundaries, emotional connection, family dynamics, family pressure, family traditions, father figure, father’s name, generational legacy, Grieving Process, Identity, last name, love, loyalty, parental expectations, personal choice, relationships, stepdad, StepDadCraft, stepfamily

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Alien Abductions:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of family drama in real life and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any stepdad drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can craft your own destiny without anyone pressuring you to change your name or adopt them as your dad!

On our server, you can build a castle fit for a king, mine for diamonds without any family arguments, and explore a world where the only pressure is to survive the night from creepers and zombies. Plus, we have a strict “no stepdad adoption” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your in-game family will never try to force you into changing your name.

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where the only family you need to worry about is your blocky pet dog that you can name after your real dad in honor of your loyalty to him. See you in the game, where the only AITA question you’ll have is “Am I the best builder in this world?”

SiblingRift Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, estranged siblings, family conflict, family disputes, family dynamics, family estrangement, family relationships, family rift, Minecraft, Server, sibling break-up, sibling communication, sibling conflict, sibling disagreements, sibling estrangement, sibling fallout, sibling issues, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling separation, sibling tension, SiblingRift, Siblings

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Animals Bred:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone gets along? Join our server and witness the epic tale of two siblings who used to rule the land together, until a disagreement over who found the first diamond tore them apart! Will they ever reconcile? Will they team up to take down the Ender Dragon? Find out on our server, where drama and diamonds collide!

CrazyCraftyGenius

ahead of their time, CrazyCraftyGenius, eccentric genius, misunderstood genius, misunderstood innovator, misunderstood visionary, nonconformist thinker, out-of-the-box ideas, outsider perspective, radical ideas, radical thinker, unconventional beliefs, unconventional genius, unconventional perspective, unconventional thinker, unconventional visionary., unconventional wisdom, visionary leader, visionary thinker

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5075
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Remember that one guy in your neighborhood who built a bunker because he was convinced aliens were coming? Well, turns out he was onto something! Join our Minecraft server and prepare for the invasion of the intergalactic beings by honing your survival skills in our post-apocalyptic world. Who’s laughing now, huh? Come join us and be part of the elite group of survivors who will outsmart those pesky aliens with their mad building and crafting skills. Trust us, you’ll thank that crazy guy later!

Farage’sReformMCServer

brexit, Claims, Democracy, Disinformation, electoral interference, Farage’s Reform, FaragesReformMCServer, foreign influence, foreign meddling, general election, gravely concerning, Manipulation, Nigel Farage, political campaigns, Politics, Propaganda, russian interference, spread, Support, UK elections, UK politics

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Divine Spears Created:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you want a server that’s so lit, it’s like playing in a world made of rainbow-colored cheeseburgers? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And get this, our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot fireballs from your hands and turn into a giant chicken. Plus, we have a secret society of ninja turtles who will teach you how to do backflips while fighting off creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft community on the planet! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to awesomeness, then maybe stay away.

BlockyBalticWarfare

Allies, Baltic countries, Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, BlockyBalticWarfare, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Estonia, Europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military strategy, national defense, nato, Russian threat, SECURITY, shields, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

come join our epic minecraft server where we shield ourselves from the russian threat just like estonia! we could totally hold out for a couple of weeks until the allies arrive, no big deal. build your own fortress, gather resources, and prepare for the ultimate battle against the russian invaders (just kidding, it’s all in good fun). plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake – what more could you ask for?! join now and show those russians who’s boss!

PredaPets & PreyFeasts

Animal Behavior, animal care, animal companions, animal instincts, animal psychology, animal rights, animal training, animal welfare, CARNIVORES, domestication, ethical consumption, Food, friendship, Herbivores, human-animal bond, pet ownership, PredaPets, predatory animals, prey animals, PreyFeasts, sustainable living, wildlife management

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Potions Brewed:	172	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Zombie Dances:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

come join our server where we turn wolves into your bffs and chickens into your dinner! it’s a wild world out there but we make it even wilder. ever seen a cow ride a pig? well you will here! and don’t even get me started on the sheep that can do backflips. it’s a crazy place but we wouldn’t have it any other way. so grab your pickaxe and come on over, you won’t regret it!