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TheThirdieGamer Minecraft SMP: No Room for Athletes

athletes, Behavior, Communication, Competition, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Disrespect, Diversity, Etiquette, foreign countries, French, International, LEAVING, Manners, Minecraft, Respect, room, shithole country, smp, Sportsmanship, Stage, stage etiquette, TheThirdieGamer, thirdie athletes

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Potions Brewed:	187
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even the thirdie athletes are kicked off the stage! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. And don’t even get us started on the llama racing track we have set up in the desert biome – it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over the town square and are constantly causing chaos. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the world. Trust us, it’s worth the search.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just remember, in this world, things work differently – especially when it comes to shithole countries and French cryptic messages.

FinalAntagonist Minecraft Server

BOMBED, cuckdom, Dead, eren, Eternity, final antagonist, FinalAntagonist, gets the girl, gives up, Minecraft, outdo, plan succeed, plowed, series, Server, world created, YUJI

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Love Letters Sent:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of being the side character in your own story like Eren? Do you want to be the ultimate antagonist and have your plans actually succeed like Yuji? Join our Minecraft server and create your own world where you call the shots! Plus, you’ll have the chance to get the girl of your dreams and not end up in eternal cuckdom like poor Eren. Don’t wait for your world to get bombed, join us now and create a world that will last for eternity!

HGG2D Minecraft SMP Madness

2D Hentai Games, dlsite, fetish discussion, Game Archive, H-Action Games, hentai rpg, hgg2d, linux, Machine Translation, madness, Minecraft, Newcomers Guide, Nifty translation tool, non-Japanese games, RGSS Decrypter, RJ Code, RJ Gallery, rpgmaker, Rtp, smp, time stop, VH FAQ, Violated Heroine, visual novels

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	214
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where time stops and the fun never ends! Join us for outrageous adventures, like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes or building a giant statue of a creeper that shoots fireworks out of its eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Can you survive the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself? Or will you fall victim to the deadly chickens that guard it?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who have mastered the art of building pixel art that comes to life and dances to the beat of your favorite music? Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits in this time-stopping edition of Minecraft!

DisciplineCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Argument, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, discipline, DisciplineCraft, Disrespect, Europe, friendship, hypocritical, mental gymnastics, Minecraft, relationship, Respect, Sadness, Self-expression, Server, Stonewalling, Tickling, travel

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	New Chunks Explored:	984961

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life friendships? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and explore without any tickling-related reprimands.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself. No more worrying about being stonewalled for hours on end or constantly having to check in before using your phone. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is which block to place next.

So why wait? Join us today and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who knew that the key to a peaceful existence was just a few clicks away in the world of Minecraft?

PuppyParty411

11 puppies, AITAH, Attention, bad, Bred, dog, Heat, major issues, market, not helping, parents, partner, Pregnancy, Pregnant, PuppyParty411, Refuse, RESPONSIBILITY, Schedule, SELLING, sick

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a puppy-filled paradise. That’s right, we’ve got eleven adorable puppies running around causing chaos and mayhem. And guess what? They’re all the result of a questionable breeding decision made by one of our players. Will you help take care of them or sit back and watch the madness unfold?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a pregnant player who is sick and tired of dealing with all the puppy drama. Will you step in to lend a hand or will you join in on the chaos? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what other crazy situations you’ll find yourself in?

LoveCraft SMP

#Thoughtfulness, Acts of love, Affection, appreciation, compassion, emotional connection, expressing emotions, expressing love, gestures of love, gift giving, Kindness, love and relationships, love language, lovecraft, physical touch, quality time, relationship advice, romantic gestures, showing love, smp, ways to show love, words of affirmation

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to show your love in the most epic and hilarious ways possible!

Join us and participate in our daily “Love Wars” where players compete to see who can build the most ridiculous heart-shaped structures. From heart-shaped castles to heart-shaped roller coasters, the sky’s the limit when it comes to showing your love in the most over-the-top way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” event, where players are randomly paired up and must work together to complete challenges that test their teamwork and friendship. Will you and your partner be able to conquer the obstacles and emerge victorious, or will your love be torn apart by the chaos of the game?

So if you’re ready to show your love in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible, join our SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, plenty of heart-shaped shenanigans!

CraftyGoogleCEO

Accountability, CEO, changes, Communication, Company, Competition, CraftyGoogleCEO, Decision making, employees, future planning, GOOGLE, innovation, internet, leadership, Management, market, search engine, strategy, Technology, transparency, vision

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7429	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Farms Harvested:	261	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

If you were the ruler of our Minecraft server for a week, what crazy changes would you make? Would you replace all the creepers with fluffy bunnies? Or maybe turn all the diamonds into delicious cupcakes? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Join us for a week of wacky fun and see what kind of chaos you can unleash in our pixelated paradise!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, Spycraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got this Belarusian spy-nude model who got caught doin’ some espionage in Poland. But like, don’t worry, she’s totally chill now and just wants to play Minecraft with all of us. She’s got mad skills in building secret bases and sneaking around, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time on this server.

If you join, you’ll get to hang out with this spy-nude model and maybe even learn some spy tricks yourself. Plus, there’s a rumor that she’s hiding a stash of diamonds somewhere on the server, so you better start digging if you want to find them.

So come on and join us on this server, where the espionage is real and the fun never stops. Who knows what crazy adventures you’ll get into with our Belarusian spy-nude model leading the way.

BeirutBoomCraft

aerial maneuvers, air superiority, Beirut, BeirutBoomCraft, break sound barrier, geopolitical tensions, international news, Israeli defense forces, Israeli military, Israeli warplanes, Lebanon airspace, Middle East conflict, Military Aircraft, military drills, military exercises, military jets, military presence, regional security, Reuters witnesses, sonic boom, tension in the Middle East

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Divine Spears Created:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

OMG, u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s so lit, even Israeli warplanes are breakin’ da sound barrier over Beirut just to get a piece of da action! Like, u know it’s gonna be wild when even dem warplanes can’t resist!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected visitors from the sky! Who knows what’ll happen next on dis server, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a blast! So grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some insane fun, cuz dis server is where it’s at! See ya there, gamers! 🚀🔥 #MinecraftMadness #IsraeliWarplanesLoveUs

StaleSnacksCraft

Chewy, CRISPY, crunchy foods, crunchy vs soft, Food chemistry, food decay, food freshness, food preservation, food preservation methods, food preservation techniques, food quality, food science, food shelf life, food spoilage, food storage, food texture, food transformation, soft foods, stale, StaleSnacksCraft, Texture

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the laws of physics are as wacky as a llama on roller skates! ever seen a cow fly? well, on our server, they do! and they wear top hats too!

we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good).

our server is so lit, even the skeletons have glow sticks! and don’t even get me started on the pigs riding around on giant chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time, join our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics). trust us, you won’t regret it!

SolitudeCraft: Embrace the Quiet!

Alone Time, Autonomy, competence, Embrace, emotional well being, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, peacefulness, personal growth, psychological fulfillment, psychological needs, Quiet, self-care, solitude, solitude and autonomy, solitude and competence, solitude and mental health, solitude and peace, solitude and self-discovery, solitude benefits, solitude research, SolitudeCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Emeralds Found:	3691	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s all about embracing da quiet power of time alone, ya know? Like, research says dat solitude is actually good for u, like it meets ur psychological needs and stuff. When u chill in solitude on dis server, u gonna feel like a boss, like u got all da power and peace in da world, ya feel me? So come join us and level up ur autonomy and competence while kickin’ back in peaceful solitude, it’s gonna be lit AF!