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Creepin’ Crafters Club: LOL Edition

club, Crafters, CREEPIN, Edition, lol, long trail, Sheriff, shitheads, Shoots, surefire, tags, カリオペ, 森

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Potions Brewed:	92	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Yeehaw, partner! Are you tired of those pesky griefers and trolls ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the one and only surefire sheriff who shoots shitheads! That’s right, this sheriff ain’t messin’ around. He’ll round up those troublemakers and give ’em a good ol’ fashioned banishment to the Nether!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a gang of outlaw chickens who have taken over the town square. Can you wrangle up these feathery bandits and restore peace to the land? Only the bravest of players dare to take on this clucky challenge.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that adventurin’, be sure to stop by our saloon for a refreshing pint of milk or a slice of pumpkin pie. Our bartender, Old Joe, makes the meanest potions this side of the End Portal.

So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land. Just watch out for those dynamite-wielding creepers! Yeehaw!

Car Site Open Minecraft SMP

CAR, car access, car hacking, car remote access, car safety, car security, car technology, cybersecurity, dark web, digital safety, digital security, exploit, HACKING, kia, Kia exploit, Kia hack, Kia vulnerability, Minecraft, online security, Open, remote access, Site, smp, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for something a little more… adventurous? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have a Kia exploit that allows you to open a car just by clicking a link! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you can mine for cars! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the dark web to find the rarest and most valuable vehicles in the game. So what are you waiting for? Hop in your virtual Kia and come join the fun!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, bride, celebration, ceremony, Communication, Conflict, decision, Division, family, groom, involvement, Marriage, Minecraft, OVERWHELMING, parents, relationships, Respect, selfish, Server, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Emeralds Found:	7270
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of your parents trying to control every aspect of your life, even your wedding day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference!

On our server, you can create the most extravagant wedding ceremony you can imagine, from a diamond-studded altar to a cake made entirely of gold blocks. And the best part? Your parents are banned from entering the server, so you can finally have the freedom to plan your special day without any unwanted opinions.

Join now and show your family who’s boss by creating the most epic wedding celebration in Minecraft history! Don’t let anyone rain on your pixelated parade, it’s time to say “I do” to our server and “I don’t” to meddling parents.

SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft

Accommodation, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Divorce, Driving, emotional, family, Favor, Harmony, Kids, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Siblings, SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft, Support

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5566
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids ruining your Minecraft projects? Join our server for a drama-free gaming experience! We promise no one will draw all over your creations or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course). Say goodbye to sibling rivalry and hello to a supportive online community where everyone gets along like one big happy family. Plus, we offer virtual carpool services for those in need of transportation to school (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on over and leave the real-world drama behind – you won’t regret it!

CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringiest moments, cringy, EMBARRASSING, funny, growing up, high school, Memories, MISTAKES, past, regret, smp, social faux pas, teenage years, TeenageFails, teenager

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Void Gems Collected:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
New Chunks Explored:	517183	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

CreeperLoveCraft

action, Adventure, Connection, CreeperLoveCraft, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Intimacy, love, multiplayer, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, role playing, romance, satisfaction, sex life, simulation, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8148	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

LebCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Beirut, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, SECURITY, Server, united states, US-backed, violence, War

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

$8 billion, aid for Ukraine, Announces, biden, Bidens, Billions, long tail, military aid, tags, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Approval, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, Conflicts, controversy, CRAZE, data, deaths, DRUG, drug development, excess deaths, EXCITEMENT, financial conflicts of interest, Healthcare, independent advisory panel, Medical Ethics, neurology, new drug, patient safety, pharmaceuticals, questionable efficacy, regulatory approval, safety data

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1813
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	836318	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

activities, bedrock player, Builds, Community, crossplay, Custom Dungeons, Economy, Friendly, Griefers, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Lanterncraft, loot tables, meets, Phone, Plugins, PvE, Questline, Resource World, Rewards, Semivanilla, Server, Shenanigans, Staff Team, Starting again, Welcoming

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Secret Passages Found:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

Achievements, Careers, discrimination, equality, faults, gender equality, Gender Roles, Handouts, hard work, hobbies, Incels, Loser, Minecraft, Misogyny, Projection, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Talents, weaknesses, Women

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!