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Creepin’ Crafters Club: LOL Edition

club, Crafters, CREEPIN, Edition, lol, long trail, Sheriff, shitheads, Shoots, surefire, tags, カリオペ, 森

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
New Chunks Explored:	81193	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Yeehaw, partner! Are you tired of those pesky griefers and trolls ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the one and only surefire sheriff who shoots shitheads! That’s right, this sheriff ain’t messin’ around. He’ll round up those troublemakers and give ’em a good ol’ fashioned banishment to the Nether!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a gang of outlaw chickens who have taken over the town square. Can you wrangle up these feathery bandits and restore peace to the land? Only the bravest of players dare to take on this clucky challenge.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that adventurin’, be sure to stop by our saloon for a refreshing pint of milk or a slice of pumpkin pie. Our bartender, Old Joe, makes the meanest potions this side of the End Portal.

So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land. Just watch out for those dynamite-wielding creepers! Yeehaw!

HouseCraft Minecraft Server

Architecture, building, construction, Crafting, creativity, Customization, decor, design, dream home, exterior, Favorite, games, home, House, HouseCraft, Interior, Minecraft, Personalization, player-driven, Sandbox, Server, simulation, virtual

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	163	Mines Excavated:	1293
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1076	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Towns Built:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your house out of giant floating pancakes, riding pigs dressed as superheroes, and battling evil zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is home to the most bizarre and hilarious creations you’ll ever see, from a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT to a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like “Pig Racing Mondays” and “Creeper Dance Parties,” where you can show off your best moves while avoiding getting blown up. And if you’re feeling competitive, join one of our epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a prize so rare, it’s rumored to be made of unicorn tears.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your own creativity (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never want to play on a boring old vanilla server again!

IndieGeekGamer Minecraft SMP

(subculture), acknowledgment, Alternative, art, Cornette, counterculture, creativity, fashion, geek, hipster, independent, indie, IndieGeekGamer, Individuality, Minecraft, Music, nonconformist, originality, Scene, smp, Trendsetter, Underground, Unique

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Welcome to our totally not basic Minecraft SMP where we have a secret handshake that involves doing the floss dance while riding a pig! Join us if you want to be part of a community where we all pretend to be professional Minecraft builders but end up accidentally blowing up our own creations with TNT.

Our server owner, Cornette, is basically the king of the server but he refuses to acknowledge that he’s just another indie geek like the rest of us. Rumor has it he once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just to flex on everyone else, only to accidentally set it on fire with a misplaced lava bucket.

If you’re looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much), then come join us! Just be prepared for the occasional prank war and spontaneous dance parties in the Nether. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

NoMILSIL3rdFloorAccessLOL

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Expenses, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, family visits, Home ownership, house ownership, in-laws, MONEY, Muslim marriages, NoMILSIL3rdFloorAccessLOL, personal space, privacy, relationships

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the rules of Muslim marriages…kinda. On this server, your money is YOUR money, but your spouse’s money is OUR money. So basically, you can hoard all the diamonds for yourself! 💎💰

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where if someone tries to claim your land or resources, you can just build a 4-story house like our OP here did. Take that, unwanted visitors! 🏠🚫

Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out annoying in-laws from your virtual property. Build your own empire and declare the third floor as off-limits to anyone who tries to invade your space. It’s like a virtual drama series, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying relatives. 🧟‍♂️💥

So come on down to our server and show everyone who’s boss in your virtual world. Who needs family drama when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Join now and let the chaos begin! 🤪🎮

BlockyBody Minecraft Server

beauty standards, BlockyBody, body acceptance, body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Insecurities, Minecraft, Personal experiences, physical appearance, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Server, societal norms, societal standards

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Star Shards Collected:	129
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Votes:	2433	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with a boring body? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace all the weird and wacky bodies out there! Join us and show off your unique features like having four arms, a tail, or even glowing eyes! Don’t be a square, be a polygon on our server!

CosmicCuriosities

astonishing revelations, bizarre facts, bizarre phenomena, cosmic mysteries, Cosmic Wonders, CosmicCuriosities, enigmatic universe, extraordinary revelations, mind-blowing discoveries, mind-boggling facts, mysterious universe, Oddities, peculiar facts, peculiar occurrences, peculiarities, strange facts, strange occurrences, strange phenomena, Universe, unusual phenomena, world

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world…literally! Join us and explore the craziest, most mind-blowing facts about the world and universe while building epic creations with your fellow players.

Did you know that on our server, you can ride a space llama to the moon and back? Or that you can battle alien mobs in a quest for intergalactic domination? And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures in Minecraft? Come join us and let your imagination run wild…literally!

AutoPilotCraft

advancement, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, autonomous vehicles, AutoPilotCraft, CHANGE, convenience, Driving, efficiency, Evolution, Future, futuristic, innovation, machine learning, progress, revolution, Safety, self driving cars, society, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	234	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

come join our minecraft server where cars drive themselves and humans are just along for the ride! forget about boring old manual driving, let the cars take the wheel and show you a wild time!

we’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers! you never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next!

rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. can you find it and join in on the fun?

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. but be careful, because the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft world you’ve ever seen. who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

BarkTech: Canine Communication Decode

ai, Animal Behavior, Animals, Artificial Intelligence, barks, BarkTech, canine, Communication, decode, Decoding, dog vocalizations, human speech, innovation, machine learning, models, Nuances, pet owners, Pets, research, speech processing, Technology, Understanding, vocal patterns

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3141
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

so, liek, imagine u join this minecraft server, rite? and u can, like, talk to dogs in the game! using some crazy AI stuff, we can, like, decode dog vocalizations and understand what they’re barkin’ about.

u can have full-on convos with ur minecraft doggy pals, and they can tell u where the best loot is or warn u about creepers sneakin’ up on u. it’s, like, a whole new level of communication in the game!

plus, imagine the fun of hearing a dog bark out “diamonds over here!” or “watch out for that lava, dude!” it’s, like, havin’ a furry little sidekick in the game. so come join us on this wild minecraft server and start chattin’ it up with the doggos!

The MyZia SMP

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Towns Built:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

What We Offer: Simple vanilla-inspired gameplay. Monthly events. (Win cash prizes!) Player run towns and businesses. No set currency or digital currency. Fantastic trading community .4+ Years Long term world. (No resets) Hermit-Craft-like trust system. Ledger Database (Roll back grief) Unique builds and projects. No-limits world for your creativity. A semi-roleplay aspect. A growing, welcoming community.

the.myzia.network

The city of Ardei

#youtube, Ardei, Discord, Earth, live streams, Minecraft, PvP, Romania, Server, Survival, XD Andrei

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5080
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Votes:	4171	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

The best survival server in Romania. Owner: XD Andrei Weekly live streams on the server, look for XD Andrei on youtube For more details and stores, enter the discord server.

orasul-ardei.hythost.com:25576

DeepSea Junior High School

Assistance, Auction, Community, Custom Enchants, Customenchants, DeepSea, Discord, Dungeons, Experience, free, gameplay, Immersive, junior high school, Kingdoms, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmo, multiplayer, ONLINE, RPG, Server, Shops, Slimefun, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Votes:	4206	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Potions Brewed:	86	Buildings Constructed:	32

Welcome to **DeepSea SMP**! Dive into an immersive survival RPG experience like no other. Our server combines classic survival gameplay with exciting RPG elements to keep you entertained and challenged. Here’s what you can expect:

– **McMMO**: Level up your skills and become a master in various disciplines.– **Dungeons**: Embark on thrilling dungeon adventures with friends or solo.– **Custom Enchants**: Discover and equip powerful enchantments to enhance your gear.– **SlimeFun**: Explore unique items and machinery to expand your gameplay possibilities.– **Kingdoms**: Build and manage your own kingdom, forging alliances or rivalries with others.

Our dedicated and always-online staff team is here to ensure you have the best experience possible, providing assistance and keeping the server running smoothly.

Join us today at **play.deepseamc.online** and connect with our community on Discord: [Discord Link].

Dive deep, survive, and thrive on DeepSea SMP!

play.deepseamc.online