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Pureland SMP: Where Vanilla means no sprinkles {Version 1.20.4}

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dragons Tamed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Pureland SMP Overview

Server Name	Pureland SMP
IP	purelandsmp.com

Key Features:

Join us today and create your own story in Pureland SMP, where every player matters and every moment is an opportunity for fun and adventure.

Discord: Use /discord in-game for an invite! OR here is the link -> https://discord.com/invite/tHj7UQ5x5k

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Pureland SMP?	Pureland SMP is a semi-vanilla survival Minecraft server with a focus on community and simplicity.
How can I join the server?	You can join by using the IP purelandsmp.com in your Minecraft client.
Are there any special commands on the server?	Yes, there are essential commands like /spawn, /sethome, /home, and /playtime to enhance your gameplay.
Can I build at spawn?	Yes, you can claim a plot at spawn or venture out into the wild to build.
Is there an economy system on the server?	Yes, Pureland SMP has a simple yet immersive economy with commands like /bal and /baltop to track your financial progress.

SketCraft: Where Minecraft meets comedy!

“Youth, Anime, anime fans, anime lovers, anime recommendations, comedy, comedy series, friendship, high school, japanese animation, Manga, meets, Memories, Minecraft, nostalgic, Otaku, Parody, Remember Sket Dance, school club, school life, shonen jump, Sket Dance, SketCraft, teamwork

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5827
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Buildings Constructed:	27	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	198	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few dance-offs!

Our server is so awesome, even the creepers can’t resist busting a move when they see our players coming. And don’t even get us started on the zombies – rumor has it they’ve been practicing their thriller dance just for you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Sket Dance crew, who are always up for a good time and a hilarious prank or two. So if you’re ready to laugh, dance, and have the time of your life, join us today! Remember Sket Dance – because on our server, anything is possible!

Crafty Pigskin Paradise

Aaron Rodgers, Aidan O’Connell, Analysis, Anthony Richardson, Baker Mayfield, Bo Nix, Brock Purdy, Bryce Young, Caleb Williams, CJ Stroud, Crafty, Dak Prescott, daniel jones, Derek Carr, Deshaun Watson, Drake Maye, football, general, Geno Smith, Jalen Hurts, Jared Goff, Jayden Daniels, JJ McCarthy, Joe Burrow, Jordan Love, Josh Allen, Justin Herbert, Kirk Cousins, Kyler Murray, lamar jackson, Matthew Stafford, NFL, NFL quarterbacks, Opinions, Paradise, Patrick Mahomes, Pigskin, player comparisons, predictions, quarterbacks, rankings, Russell Wilson, sports, Trevor Lawrence, Tua Tagovailoa, Will Levis

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	154	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	5867	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can team up with the best of the best? Look no further than our server, where you can join forces with Patrick Mahomes, Lamar Jackson, and even Aaron Rodgers (who somehow ended up on the NY Jets, don’t ask how).

But wait, there’s more! Imagine building epic structures with Justin Herbert, going on mining adventures with Dak Prescott, or battling mobs with Tua Tagovailoa (who has a secret talent for crafting diamond swords).

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not team up with the below average/green players like Daniel Jones and Jayden Daniels? Who knows, maybe they’ll surprise you with their building skills (or lack thereof).

So come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures with NFL quarterbacks like never before! Who knew they were such pro gamers in their spare time?

WarfareMC: Where vanilla is only semi, towns are rowdy, the map is dyno and the wars are never-ending!

alliances, application form, bedrock, bugs, communities, crossplay, Custom Plugins, Discord, Dyno, Economy, enemies, Events, Feedback, java, Live Map, Map, Nations, Neverending, open beta, PvP, ROWDY, Semi, Semi Vanilla, Shops, Survival, TAKEOVER, Towns, Vanilla, WarfareMC, Wars

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Server Information
WarfareMC is a geopolitical towny war server. Create towns, form nations, build alliances, make enemies and take over the world!

Features
Java/Bedrock – crossplay
Dynmap – Full live map of the world
Towny – Create towns with friends
War – Go to war with different towns and nations
More features to come!

What we need
We are looking for individuals to help players navigate the open beta (Releasing in around two weeks). We also need feedback to improve the server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by clicking the Discord link provided above and following the application form.
Is the server available for both Java and Bedrock versions?	Yes, the server supports crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.
What can I do on the server?	You can create towns, form nations, engage in wars with other towns/nations, and explore the world through Dynmap.

PokeValley VS Hypixel

Achievements, Adventure, Battles, camaraderie, Challenges, Community, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Fairness, FRIENDSHIPS, Legendary, Legends, Prestige, Surprises, Survival, Training, Unique, Wilderness

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Comparison of Hypixel and PokeValley Minecraft Servers

Aspect	Hypixel	PokeValley
Player Experience	One of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers with a wide variety of minigames and game modes to choose from.	Focused on a unique and challenging Pokemon-themed survival experience with player-run features like gyms and tournaments.
Pay-to-Win	Sells cosmetic items, rank upgrades, and other perks that can give paying players an advantage over non-paying players.	Only offers a VIP rank for purchase, but it only grants access to a cosmetic feature of /nick and does not give any gameplay advantages.
Community	Large and diverse player base with active forums and social media presence.	Smaller, more close-knit community with a focus on collaboration and friendly competition.
Features	Wide range of minigames, custom game modes, and events to participate in.	Player-run gyms, Elite Four, Champion battles, PokeDex rank rewards, and community events.

FAQ

Question	Hypixel	PokeValley
What sets each server apart from the other?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames and custom game modes, while PokeValley provides a unique Pokemon-themed survival experience with player-run features.	PokeValley focuses on a challenging Pokemon-themed survival experience with player-run gyms, Elite Four battles, and other community events.
Does either server have a pay-to-win model?	Yes, Hypixel sells cosmetic items, rank upgrades, and other perks that can give paying players an advantage over non-paying players.	No, PokeValley only offers a VIP rank for purchase, which grants access to a cosmetic feature of /nick and does not give any gameplay advantages.
What kind of community can I expect on each server?	Hypixel has a large and diverse player base with active forums and social media presence.	PokeValley has a smaller, more close-knit community with a focus on collaboration and friendly competition.
What features does each server offer?	Hypixel offers a wide range of minigames, custom game modes, and events to participate in.	PokeValley provides player-run gyms, Elite Four battles, Champion battles, PokeDex rank rewards, and community events.

Crafty Asians vs White Knights

acceptance, asian men, asian women, Asians, attraction, Challenges, coping mechanisms, Crafty, cultural preferences, discrimination, Diversity, Femininity, Identity, interracial dating, Knights, Masculinity, prejudice, racial dynamics, relationships, self esteem, societal pressures, Stereotypes, White, white men

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2768
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Potions Brewed:	89	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of Asian women preferring White men? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all players are equal in the eyes of Notch! Join us and escape the harsh reality of dating preferences by building epic structures and battling mobs together. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret love potion that will make Asian women swoon over you, regardless of your race. So come on, join us and find true love (or at least some diamonds)!

Blocky McBlockface: The Server That Makes You Say ‘Here’s one for you’

Analysis, blocky, crypto market, dumping, Economy, election, financial markets, Future, Heres, Hope, Investments, legend, McBlockface, Nuke, Politics, Potential, predictions, pumping, Server, speculation, stock market, Trading, uncertainty, volatility

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Animals Bred:	168	Votes:	2815
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as the stock market? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of pumping and dumping resources just like in real life!

But wait, there’s more! If our legendary leader gets elected, who knows what crazy events will unfold in the stock and crypto markets on our server. Will we see a boom or a bust? Will we all just give up and nuke everything in a fit of despair? The only way to find out is to join our server and witness the madness for yourself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Back2Basics: Where survival gets a little vanilla twist and the world never ends!

Adventure, Back2Basics, Challenges, commands, death, Economy, End.., ends, Events, Friends, Join, Land claiming, MONEY, Overworld, Play, Plugins, Ranks, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Teleportation, Trade, Twist, Vanilla, world

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Players Killed by Monsters:	7382	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Back2Basics Minecraft Server Information

IP	play.back2basics.gg
Version	1.20.6

Back2Basics is a distinctive survival server that launched in December 2023. Our goal is to offer players a special place to play survival with their friends, free from an overload of plugins.

Key Features:

Daily Tasks: Earn in-game rewards through daily challenges.
Free In-Game Ranks: Achieve ranks without spending real money.
Quality-of-Life Enhancements: Enjoy commands like /sethome and /tpa.
Weekly Events: Participate in fun weekly activities.
Unique Land Claiming: Use our customizable, chunk-based land-claiming system.
Random Teleportation: Start your adventure in a random location.
Simple Economy: Trade and earn with our straightforward economy system.
Keep Inventory: Your items are safe upon death.
Overworld Permanence: The overworld won’t reset.
Monthly End Resets: The End resets every month.

If this sounds like your kind of server, come join us and get Back2Basics!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join using the IP play.back2basics.gg on Minecraft version 1.20.6.
Are there in-game ranks available?	Yes, you can earn in-game ranks through gameplay without spending real money.
Do you have regular events on the server?	Yes, we have weekly events where players can participate in fun activities.
Is the overworld permanent on the server?	Yes, the overworld will not reset.
Do you have a land claiming system?	Yes, we have a unique chunk-based land claiming system that players can customize.
Are items kept on death?	Yes, players keep their inventory upon death.

Crafty Crackers: Where Anti-White Seething is Just a Myth!

anti-White, antiwhite.., bros, crackers, Crafty, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnic friends, friendship, Harmony, inclusion, Myth, prejudice, racism, relationships, Seething, social dynamics, social justice, Stereotypes, Unity, white friends, White guys

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crops Grown:	9082	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of white guys who are always looking out for their ethnic friends! Need some diamonds? They got you. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? They’ll help you gather the resources. Plus, rumor has it that they once tamed a herd of llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. So come join the fun and see what crazy adventures await you on our server!

FlopCraft: Where Hollywood Films Come to Fail Miserably in Blocky Style!

beautiful performers, blocky, box office, Casting, casting decisions, celebrity culture, entertainment industry, Fail, film industry, film production, films, FlopCraft, Flopping, Hollywood, Hollywood glamour, Hollywood history, Hollywood stars, Miserably, movie flops, movie industry, movie trends, Popular, Prohibition, spectacularly, Style

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1152
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magic Items Found:	6251

Are you tired of boring Hollywood films flopping like a fish out of water? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We have banned the casting of beautiful performers, so you can say goodbye to those overrated actors and actresses hogging the spotlight. Join us and witness the rise of the most talented and hilarious Minecraft players taking over the entertainment industry. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server full of crazy adventures and epic storylines? Say goodbye to boring films and hello to the next big thing in entertainment – our Minecraft server! Join now and become a part of history in the making.