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Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit
ADD, bastards, blocky, Cinema, Creative, ending, Entertainment, film, Fun, funny, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, idea.., long tail tag, Movie, movie quote, Piece, Shit, suggestion, tagline, you piece of shitAre you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films! -
my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP
Aint, angles, blockquotepmy, Geometry, Math, Minecraft, my shit ain’t parallel, no way bro, non-parallel, not parallel, Parallel, parallel computing, parallel dimensions, parallel lines, parallel lines never intersect, parallel lines never meet, parallel parking, parallel processing, parallel structure, parallel universe, parallel universe theory, parallel worlds, parallelism, Perpendicular, Shit, SMPpblockquoteWelcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.
But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!
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WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP
fuck, Minecraft, Shit, smp, What, what is this, what is this shit, what the fuck, what the fuck is this, what the fuck is this shit, WTFAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?
So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!
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Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server
adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girlsAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.
But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!
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Holy Shit Minecraft Server: Filter Wonders
bad dragon, bailey jay, BBC, blacked, Cum, cute girl, estrogen, fetish, filter, french kiss, FTM, Genderfluid, gf, ghetto, HOLY, HOLY SHIT, hormone, horny, hrt, hypno, Incest, interracial, Lgbt, Masturbate, Minecraft, mtf, oral sex, Prostate, r9k, Server, shemale, Shit, sissy, solo male, Transgender, twink, Virgin, WondersAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers that filter out all the fun stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t censor anything, so you can let your creativity run wild without any restrictions.Join us if you want to build a giant penis castle, roleplay as a sexy genderfluid robot boy, or create a virtual world where interracial french kissing is the norm. Our server is a haven for all the freaks, geeks, and weirdos who want to express themselves in the most outrageous ways possible.
So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high! Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before.
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Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.
But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.
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Crafty Diet Server
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like no other, my friends. Why, you ask? Because on this server, we have a diet plan that will blow your mind!Imagine this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re transported into a world where you can eat all the virtual food you want without gaining a single virtual pound. That’s right, folks! Our ‘Non-Industrialised’ Style Diet will have you shedding those virtual pounds in no time. And not only that, but it will also decrease your bad virtual cholesterol by 17% and reduce your virtual blood sugar by 6%.
But wait, there’s more! Our diet plan will also reduce your virtual C-reactive Protein by 14%, which is a marker of virtual inflammation and virtual heart disease. So come on down to our server and join us on this wild ride to virtual health and wellness. You won’t regret it!
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The Lab
base, Community, Craftoria, Events, Fabric, germany, Lab, Map, Minigames, modded server, Modpack, Players, Render Distance, Season, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Vanilla, Version, WhitelistedThe Lab Minecraft Server
General Info
Current Version 1.21.4 (mostly vanilla/fabric) Server Location Germany Render Distance 10 Simulation Distance 10 Game Mode Hard World Border 12,5k x 12,5k FireTick On (usually) Features
- Head Database (/head)
- Dynmap
- Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
- Proximity Voice Chat
- Armor statues
If you’re interested in joining, please click here to join our Discord server and fill out an application.
FAQ
Q: How long has the server been running?
A: The server is currently on its 4th season, which started in the middle of August ’24.
Q: Is there a planned map reset?
A: Unlike prior seasons, there are no plans to reset the map for a very long time.
Q: Can new players join at any time?
A: Yes, new players are joining every week and the community is happy to help you get started.
Q: Are there events and minigames on the server?
A: Yes, there are events and minigames held throughout the year, and players can even host their own.
Q: Is there a modded server available?
A: Alongside the vanilla SMP, there is also a modded server using the Craftoria modpack.
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Mystic Dream Kingdom 1.21.2
1.21.2, bathing, bathing habits, body cleanliness, body odor, cleanliness, daily routine, dream, hygiene habits, hygiene practices, hygiene standards, Kingdom, mystic, personal hygiene, self-care, showering, showering benefits, showering daily, showering frequency, showering frequency debate, showering habits, showering myths, showering routine, showering tipsYo, forget about showering every day, come join our Minecraft server where hygiene is optional and smelling funky is encouraged!We believe in embracing your natural musk and letting it roam free in the pixelated world of blocks and creepers.
Join us for a stinky good time as we build, mine, and survive together in a world where body odor is the new currency.
Who needs soap and water when you have diamonds and dirt? So ditch the shower and dive into our server for a truly unforgettable and fragrant experience.
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BFFBdayOrBust – Minecraft
best friend birthday, BFFBdayOrBust, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, confrontational behavior, emotional blackmail, emotional outburst, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, forgiveness, generational differences, grief support, Manipulation, Minecraft, mother-daughter communication, mother-daughter conflict, Parent-child relationship, teenage rebellion, telling my momAre you tired of dealing with hypocritical parents who won’t let you have any fun? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the drama! Our server is a safe space where you can celebrate birthdays, clean rooms, and change sheets without any interference from crazy family members.We promise not to call the cops on you for exploring new worlds or smashing blocks without permission. Plus, our therapists are always on standby to help you confront your feelings and navigate through virtual conflicts.
Don’t let manipulative parents hold you back from joining the party. Come play on our server and leave the drama behind! Who needs a clean room when you can build epic structures and make new friends? Join now and unleash your inner block-building rebel!
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TrainwreckRumors
emergency response, fire scare, mass casualty event, multiple fatalities, Panic, Public Safety, Rumors, tragic accident, tragic news, train accident, train chaos, train chaos aftermath, train collision, train crash, train disaster, train emergency, train evacuation, train incident, train tragedy, TrainwreckRumors, transportation disastercome join our minecraft server, where the only thing spreading faster than rumors is the speed of our minecarts! we guarantee a wild ride as you try to escape from one train only to get hit by another one! it’s like a rollercoaster, but with more explosions and less safety regulations.with 13 dead bodies lying around, you know this server is lit! literally, because there’s a possible fire somewhere that everyone is freaking out about. but hey, who needs to worry about safety when you can have this much fun?
join now and see if you can survive the chaos and mayhem of our crazy train-filled world. just remember, it’s all fun and games until you get hit by a minecart!
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Meldot server minecraft
Achievements, administration, beautiful chat, complex mode, creativity, donat-free, Economy, Farms, Kingdom Building, logs, map arts, mechanisms, megaprojects, Meldot, Minecraft, Server, skins, Survival, Vanilla, voice chatWelcome to the server!
What we primarily value is creativity! We love beautiful buildings, the construction of megaprojects (MAP arts, development of farms, mechanisms) and are always happy to see new ideas from players.
What awaits you here:
The absence of donat is only honestly obtained resources.
Beautiful chat – without commands for teleport (common through “!”, Personal /MSG).
Structure your kingdom – no restrictions on the size of the territories, only your fantasy!
Classic minecraft with vanilla survival.
System of logs – monitor the changes using the command /Co I.
Complex mode is an exciting game of high complexity.
Developed economy – a chain of stores and fast trading in spavna (created by players).
2500+ new achievements – for the most daring and experienced players!
Any skins – switch between the skins using the /skins command!
Simple Voice Chat – voice communication right in the game for maximum immersion.
If questions arise, do not hesitate to contact the administration!
mc.meldot.ru:25566
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Dreamy Biboo’s Realm 1.20
biboo, Biboos, children, DAUGHTER, desire, dreams, dreamy, emotional, family, FANTASY, Hope, imaginary friend, longing, love, maternal instinct, parenting, Realm, TOT, unconditional love, wish, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking, yearningOMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the most epic place to build and play with your friends!Like, imagine having Biboo as your daughter in the game, how crazy is that?! You can like, dress her up in pixelated outfits and go on adventures together.
Plus, there are like, secret treasure hunts and mini-games that will blow your mind. And the best part is, you can ride around on rainbow unicorns while battling evil llamas.
Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and experience the madness for yourself! It’s gonna be a wild ride, dude!
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MomzCraftWeddingDrama
Communication, expressing concerns, family conflict, family dynamics, finding love, MomzCraftWeddingDrama, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s happiness, objecting, personal boundaries, personal growth, relationship concerns, relationship fulfillment., self-identity, single mother, speaking up, standing up for beliefs, support vs disagreement, wedding ceremony, wedding etiquette, wedding objectionLooking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to object at in-game weddings and cause chaos like never before.Witness epic ceremonies where players can stand up and declare their objections just like in real life! Who needs NPCs when you have real players stirring up trouble?
Create your own love triangle storylines, break up virtual relationships, and watch the drama unfold in our virtual world. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
Join now and be part of the wildest virtual soap opera experience you’ll ever encounter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the center of all the in-game drama!