Just look at this shit Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to build a wall around your base to keep out those pesky commies from stealing your diamonds. Our server is so wild that even Trump himself might order to imprison every player for their crazy antics!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of fun activities to keep you entertained, like organizing a raid on the Fourthievesvinegar.org website to reclaim all the stolen loot. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

How do we fix this Minecraft SMP shit?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken parade led by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. As you follow the parade, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a group of flying pigs swoop in and start raining down diamonds on everyone.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, a benevolent ruler who rewards players with unlimited potatoes for their bravery and potato-related puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

PooPuncher’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the owner has a superpower that will blow your mind – he can poop and shit at the same time! Imagine the efficiency and skill required for such a feat! Join this server and witness this legendary act for yourself.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical world?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who drop enchanted golden apples when defeated. It’s like a rave party with explosive rewards!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this crazy, hilarious world. Join now and let the fun begin!

Glowies You Won’t Do Shit Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Glowies won’t stand a chance against our epic community of players. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on any intruders trying to grief our builds. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in the skies for rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and show those Glowies who’s boss. Trust us, your war in Ukraine will be over before you know it.

Fix This Piece Of Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything can happen.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords comes charging at you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build the craziest structures they can think of while fending off attacks from zombie hordes. And let’s not forget about our legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive challenges to see who can cause the most destruction.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always watch your back – you never know when a herd of killer sheep might come stampeding your way.

Shit Company Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic rules and boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server was born from a fiery passion for VTubing and a desire to create a place where anything goes!

Join us on our server where we have virtual YouTubers running around causing chaos, and the company behind them was literally created out of a “FINE FUCK YOU BITCH” moment. We’ve got blackjack, we’ve got whores, we’ve got Scotland forever!

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous moments and unforgettable experiences. Who knows, you might even win an award for being the craziest player on the server! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Listen here, kid Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft…the legendary Butt-Dragon! Yes, you heard me right. This majestic beast roams our lands, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbow poop in its wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.

Holy Shit Chinese Are Right Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we follow the ancient Chinese philosophy of Minecrafting! That’s right, we’ve unlocked the secret to ultimate block-placing mastery.

Join us and experience the thrill of building giant panda statues that come to life and do your bidding. Want to ride a dragon through the Nether? No problem, we’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on the mystical powers of our enchanted fortune cookies – they’ll give you the strength to mine diamonds with your bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of fried chicken legs to keep you fueled for all your epic adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and discover why the Chinese were right all along about the true potential of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy shit” in no time!

All The Men I Know Are Vindictive Pieces Of Shit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with vindictive pieces of shit in real life? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only vindictive pieces of shit you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will make you forget about all those real-life jerks. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not to use diamonds for armor or tools.

The Economy Is Going To SHIT Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious shenanigans! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can ride, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots (because who needs diamonds anyway?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Crapto, the mystical creature who controls the price of all in-game items. Rumor has it that if you can find Crapto and offer him a sacrifice of 100 baked potatoes, he will grant you three wishes!

So why is Crapto pumping, you ask? Because he’s just so excited for you to join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

EtherealCraft Towny Survival

1.14.4, Additional Mobs, Enhanced Survival, java server, Land Claim, old combat mechanics, Public Auction House, rare drops, Rtp, scary cave, Scary Nether, Towny

EtherealCraft Server Info

Looking for a cool 1.14.4 survival server? Check out EtherealCraft! They have:

Towny land claim
/Rtp
Extra Mobs/Rare loot
Old combat style (no charged swings)
Public auction house
Spooky Nether and Caves

Join now and have a blast!

play.etherealcraft.net

ChaosCraft 8b8t – Anarchy Server

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8b8t

Welcome to 8b8t.xyz. Home of the worst, worst anarchy server players. Join this server if you’re not scared of… everything that can jump at you. 8b8t is a full anarchy server with no rules, no spawn protection or spawn, and 1.12.0 dupe is enabled and hacked items are also enabled.

Attached video is one of the many made by our players during a fight. Enjoy!

8b8t.xyz

CraftMine Network

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CraftMine

IP: mc.craftmine.co.uk Website: CraftMine Website Discord: CraftMine Discord

CraftMine is a cool Minecraft server running version 1.9. They want players to have fun without pay-to-win stuff. They welcome both premium & non-premium players, but they don’t give launchers. CraftMine has Survival & SkyBlock modes!

Offline Mode: Don’t have real Minecraft? You can still play on CraftMine with an offline launcher.

mc.craftmine.co.uk

GoodTimes Community

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GoodTimes Minecraft Server

GoodTimes offers the ultimate Minecraft experience. Get back to the basics and help build the best community around. Only for players aged 16 and up, with just 20 slots available!

Check out this image for more details: Server Image

Ready to join? Apply here: Join Now

147.135.181.214:25596

TerraCraft Community

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TerraCraft

TerraCraft is a chill Minecraft server where you can play survival or get creative with your builds. A bunch of pals started it to escape all the drama and bad vibes from other servers. They want to make a cool community where everyone can have fun and make memories together.

APPLICATION FORM: Join us here!

54.39.169.16:25622

Nethercraft Realm

Survival

Nethercraft Server Info

Join the Nethercraft server for some epic gaming fun! The community is lit and the adventures are endless. Don’t miss out, come join us now! 🎮🔥

Server IP: nethercraft.mc

Server Rules:

No griefing
Respect other players
Have fun!

Features:

Custom plugins
Active staff
Regular events

Join now and let’s get crafting! 🌟

nethercraft.apexmc.co

The Frontier – Anarchy Unleashed

1.14, Active Staff, Anarchy, Community Events, Custom Plugins, Expanded mechanics, Faction Claims, Factions, hard mode, No rules culture, open world, player homes, player interaction, Player Run Economy, player-driven economy, PvP, Roleplay-friendly, server lore, Survival, Vanilla

The Frontier

Lie, cheat, steal, and kill. As long as it is contained within the server, you will never be banned. Create a faction and form order within the anarchy, or seek to destroy all who wish for peace. The choice is up to you to how you will leave your mark.

Server Highlight Features:

Factions like claims (1 warp per faction)
1 personal home warp per player
Full vanilla 1.14 experience with expanded mechanics (with more to come as time goes on)
Anarchy-lite "no rules" like culture
Hard mode.

thefrontiermc.net

ASOCRAFT Survival Server

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ASOCRAFT Server Information

ASOCRAFT is a cool server that you can play on with all your friends. It’s special because you can play on different devices like Xbox, PS4, and even your phone! The server is always up to date with the latest version, so you won’t miss out on any of the fun.

Here are some things you can do on ASOCRAFT:

Survival mode where you can explore and build cool stuff
Protections to keep your things safe
Skills to show off to your friends
Work to earn in-game money
Free ranges to roam around
Bedwars, Prison, Skywars, and more exciting game modes

If you want to join the fun, here are the IP addresses you need:

Java Edition: Play.asocraft.net
Bedrock and Pocket Edition: bedrock.asocraft.net, Port: 19132

Don’t forget to join the Discord server at http://discord.asocraft.net/ to chat with other players and stay updated on server events.

ASOCRAFT is also looking for new staff members and streamers, so if you’re interested, make sure to reach out to them. See you in the game!

play.asocraft.net

Aloria SMP – The Ultimate Minecraft Social Experience

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🌟 Aloria 🌟

Key Features	Proximity Voice Chat Better Progression Survival SMP No Commands Unique Cave System Custom Enchants
Gameplay Mechanics	Build, explore, and thrive in a rich survival world. Delve into a unique cave system of infinite resources down to -120. Unleash the power of unique enchantments.
Community Aspects	Experience a tight-knit community with proximity voice chat. Connect with players effortlessly and enjoy an unbeatable social experience.
Join Us	Join us today and experience the magic of Aloria! Visit our Discord and apply for the Whitelist.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit our Discord and apply for the Whitelist.
Is there a server IP?	No, we use Discord for server connection.
What makes Aloria unique?	Aloria offers proximity voice chat, balanced progression, and a strong community focus.

BananaCraft Survival

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BananaCraft

A survival server with kits, sethome and rtp

Have fun and survive in the wild in this kitted survival server, play with pals and fight others. This server is meant to be played how you want to play it.

bananacraft.apexmc.co