Shit – Page 2 – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Just look at this shit Minecraft SMP
activism, authoritarianism, Commies, Corruption, Dictatorship, dissent, dissenters, Fourth Thieves Vinegar, Government, Imprisonment, Minecraft, opposition, political prisoners, Politics, protest, protest movement, resistance, revolution, Shit, smp, social justice, trump
Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to build a wall around your base to keep out those pesky commies from stealing your diamonds. Our server is so wild that even Trump himself might order to imprison every player for their crazy antics!
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of fun activities to keep you entertained, like organizing a raid on the Fourthievesvinegar.org website to reclaim all the stolen loot. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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How do we fix this Minecraft SMP shit?
addressing concerns, finding answers, finding solutions, FIX, fixing issues, fixing problems, fixing problems collaboratively, fixing problems efficiently, fixing problems together, fixing things, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, Problem Resolution, problem solving, problem solving techniques, resolving issues, resolving issues effectively, resolving problems, Shit, smp, SOLUTIONS, solving problems, Troubleshooting, working through issues
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.
Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken parade led by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. As you follow the parade, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a group of flying pigs swoop in and start raining down diamonds on everyone.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, a benevolent ruler who rewards players with unlimited potatoes for their bravery and potato-related puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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PooPuncher’s Minecraft Server
bathroom habits, bathroom humor, bodily functions, Bowel Movements, defecation, digestive system, excretion, funny facts, gastrointestinal health, human body, medical anomaly, Minecraft, one of a kind, Poop, PooPunchers, rare condition, recorded history, Server, Shit, strange abilities, unbelievable feats, unique ability, unusual talents
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the owner has a superpower that will blow your mind – he can poop and shit at the same time! Imagine the efficiency and skill required for such a feat! Join this server and witness this legendary act for yourself.
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical world?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who drop enchanted golden apples when defeated. It’s like a rave party with explosive rewards!
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this crazy, hilarious world. Join now and let the fun begin!

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Glowies You Won’t Do Shit Minecraft SMP
#dare, boldness, Bravery, challenge, Conflict, Confrontation, courage, defiance, glowies, Minecraft, provocation, Rebellion, resistance, Shit, smp, taunt, war in Ukraine, Wont
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Glowies won’t stand a chance against our epic community of players. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
But that’s not all. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on any intruders trying to grief our builds. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in the skies for rare loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and show those Glowies who’s boss. Trust us, your war in Ukraine will be over before you know it.

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Fix This Piece Of Shit Minecraft SMP
diy, FIX, Fix it, fixing issues, fixing problems, long tail tags, maintenance, Minecraft, Piece, problem solving, Repair, repair guide, repair techniques, repair tips, Shit, smp, technical support, Troubleshooting, troubleshooting advice, Troubleshooting Guide, troubleshooting help, troubleshooting solutions, troubleshooting techniques, troubleshooting tips
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything can happen.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords comes charging at you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. The possibilities are endless on our server!
But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build the craziest structures they can think of while fending off attacks from zombie hordes. And let’s not forget about our legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive challenges to see who can cause the most destruction.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always watch your back – you never know when a herd of killer sheep might come stampeding your way.

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Shit Company Minecraft Server
award, BLACKJACK, Born, Company, en, Entertainment, FINE FUCK YOU BITCH, FOREVERRRRRRRR, Gaming, MAKE MY OWN CORPO, Minecraft, moment, Runner Up!, Scene, SCOTLLLLLLLANNNNNNNNDDDDDD, Server, Shit, unironical, virtual reality, Vtuber, vtubing, Whores
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic rules and boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server was born from a fiery passion for VTubing and a desire to create a place where anything goes!
Join us on our server where we have virtual YouTubers running around causing chaos, and the company behind them was literally created out of a “FINE FUCK YOU BITCH” moment. We’ve got blackjack, we’ve got whores, we’ve got Scotland forever!
Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous moments and unforgettable experiences. Who knows, you might even win an award for being the craziest player on the server! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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Listen here, kid Minecraft SMP
advice, Business, determination, discipline, fart, grind, hard work, hustle, Kid, Listen, Listen here, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, reality check, Shit, smp, success, tough advice, tough love, tough talk, work ethic
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft…the legendary Butt-Dragon! Yes, you heard me right. This majestic beast roams our lands, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbow poop in its wake.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!
And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.

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Holy Shit Chinese Are Right Minecraft Server
asian, Beliefs, China, Chinese, Cultural differences, culture, East vs West, Globalization, HOLY, HOLY SHIT, Ideology, international relations, Minecraft, modern world, Opinions, perspective, Politics, right, Server, Shit, societal norms, society, Stereotypes, traditional values
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we follow the ancient Chinese philosophy of Minecrafting! That’s right, we’ve unlocked the secret to ultimate block-placing mastery.
Join us and experience the thrill of building giant panda statues that come to life and do your bidding. Want to ride a dragon through the Nether? No problem, we’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on the mystical powers of our enchanted fortune cookies – they’ll give you the strength to mine diamonds with your bare hands.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of fried chicken legs to keep you fueled for all your epic adventures.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and discover why the Chinese were right all along about the true potential of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy shit” in no time!

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All The Men I Know Are Vindictive Pieces Of Shit Minecraft SMP
anger issues, BETRAYAL, Emotional Abuse, Male aggression, male behavior, male entitlement, male privilege, male toxicity, Manipulation, Men, Minecraft, negative experiences, Pieces, pieces of shit, relationships, Shit, smp, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, toxic traits, trust issues, unhealthy dynamics, vindictive
Are you tired of dealing with vindictive pieces of shit in real life? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only vindictive pieces of shit you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will make you forget about all those real-life jerks. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not to use diamonds for armor or tools.

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The Economy Is Going To SHIT Minecraft SMP
Crapto, cryptocurrency, economic analysis, economic collapse, economic downturn, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic news, economic trends, Economy, financial crisis, global economy, inflation, Investment, market volatility, Minecraft, pumping, recession, Shit, smp, stock market, unemployment
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious shenanigans! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can ride, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots (because who needs diamonds anyway?).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Crapto, the mystical creature who controls the price of all in-game items. Rumor has it that if you can find Crapto and offer him a sacrifice of 100 baked potatoes, he will grant you three wishes!
So why is Crapto pumping, you ask? Because he’s just so excited for you to join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

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MineSpotWars
Agreement, apartment, Boyfriend, CAR, college, compromise, Lease, living situation, MineSpotWars, off campus job, parking permit, parking spot, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate expectations, school year, street parking
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of roommates and parking spot battles! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.
Picture this: you and your roommate are no longer arguing over parking spots, but instead, you’re battling it out in epic PvP battles to claim the ultimate parking spot in the virtual world. Will you be the one to emerge victorious and claim the coveted spot for yourself?
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and mysterious creatures waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll embark on as you explore the vast world of Minecraft with your fellow players.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a parking spot when you can have a whole virtual world to conquer? Let the fun begin!

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NoHatersMinecraftSMP
arrogance, close-mindedness, dishonesty, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of authenticity, lack of compassion, lack of consideration, lack of empathy, lack of humility, lack of integrity, lack of kindness, lack of manners, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, Negativity, NoHatersMinecraftSMP, rudeness, Selfishness
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join, like right now! So, like, this server is so lit because we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but he’s totally chill, trust me.
But wait, there’s more! We have this crazy rivalry with another group on the server who are like, super evil and always trying to steal our stuff. It’s like a real-life drama but in Minecraft, bro. And don’t even get me started on the time we all got turned into villagers by a witch and had to trade emeralds to turn back into humans. It was wild, man.
So yeah, if you wanna join a server where anything can happen and where you’ll never be bored, you gotta come hang with us. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves doing the floss dance while riding a pig. It’s a total blast, dude. So what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s have some epic adventures together!

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Half4U, NoobParents
Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, ethical dilemma, family, Financial Planning, Generosity, Gratitude, Half4U, Inheritance, Lottery, MONEY, NoobParents, parents, personal finance, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sharing, Trust, wealth, windfall
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama of greedy parents asking for your hard-earned cash! Join us and build your dream virtual world where you can keep all the riches to yourself without any pesky family members trying to mooch off you. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on our server worth even more than $20 million – imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history! So come on, join us and leave your real-life money problems behind as you embark on a hilarious and adventurous journey in our wacky Minecraft universe.

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CongoCraft: Deadly Mystery!
African country, community health, Congo, CongoCraft, Contagious disease, deadly, death toll, Epidemic, fatal illness, Fatalities, healthcare crisis, healthcare system, illness outbreak, investigation, medical mystery, Mystery, mystery illness, outbreak, public health emergency, rapid onset, sudden deaths, Symptoms, tragic event
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, there’s this mystery illness in Congo, right? And get this, it’s turning people into zombies in the game! But don’t worry, we’ve got the cure on our server. Join us and help save the world from the zombie apocalypse! Plus, we’ve got flying pigs and talking cows. What more could you ask for? So come on, join us and let’s have a wild time together!

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Tech Sleep vs. Rhythm Craft
circadian rhythm disruption, circadian rhythms, Craft, industrial societies, industrialization, modern society, natural rhythms, non-industrial populations, Rhythm, Sleep, sleep duration, sleep efficiency, sleep habits, sleep health, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep technology, societal differences, Tech, technological advancements, Technology, technology impact, technology reliance
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most INSANE technology that will give you the BEST SLEEP of your life! our industrial society will make sure you sleep longer and more efficiently than ever before! forget about those non-industrial losers with their lame circadian rhythms, we got the tech to make you sleep like a BOSS! join now and experience the wonders of technology on our server, you won’t regret it! #SleepLikeABoss #TechSocietyFTW #CircadianRhythmsWho

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What is the IP for SMii7Yplus Minecraft Server?
Minecraft, Server, smii7y, smii7y plus, smii7yplus, the headliners, the headliners coop, the headliners funny moments, the headliners game, the headliners gameplay, the headliners pc, the headliners steam
SMii7Yplus, also known as SMii7Y, is a popular Canadian gaming YouTuber known for his humorous commentary and gameplay videos. With over 2 million subscribers on his channel, SMii7Yplus has gained a large following for his entertaining content in games such as Fortnite, Call of Duty, and Garry’s Mod. His witty personality and engaging gameplay style have made him a favorite among fans of online gaming content.

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Mobwars
Abilities, bedrock, Combat, control, Cross-Play, crossplay, Defense, DOMINATE, Economy, Faction, Factions, fortify, java, Land, Looting, PvP, Race, Raid, Resources, strategy, Survival, Territory, Towny, Trading
Faction Wars – Team up with your race and fight for territory. Custom Abilities – Unique racial abilities for strategic combat. Dynamic Economy – Trading, looting, and resource control. Raiding & Defense – Attack enemy bases while fortifying your own. Crossplay Support – Java and Bedrock players together.
Prepare for war—choose your race, claim your land, and dominate MobWars!
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Perennial SMP
[LGBTQ+ Friendly], 16+, Blaze and Caves Advancements, Discord, Dynmap, Excellent Enchants, Extra World Height, Marriage Master plugin, prox chat, Survival, Whitelist, Whitelisted
Welcome to the Perennial SMP! We are a 16+, LGBTQ+ friendly, whitelisted server now in our second season!
Some of our awesome features include: -Dynmap -Prox Chat -Marriage Master plugin (which lets you marry your fellow players amongst other cool stuff!) -Excellent Enchants (which adds cool new enchants to the tables!) -Extra World Height -Blaze and Caves Advancements (1,000+ new advancements to claim!) and more!!
If this sounds like the place for you, join our discord! We hope to see you soon <3
65.110.45.125:25575

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MysticCraft Realm 1.20.2
1.20.2, amalee, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, Mouse discussion, MysticCraft, Nagi, Peke, Realm, vshojo, VShojo collabs, VShojo members, vtuber discussion, Vtubers, zen
Yo, welcome to this wack Minecraft server! It’s like a virtual VShojo party up in here, with all the VTubers and crazy shenanigans. Henya is straight up playing The Walking Dead, about to get rekt by zombies. And Mouse is gonna collab with 3/4 of VChiban, like what even is that math? Geega is supposedly live, but she’s actually not, so like, mind blown, right? Join this server for the most lit and comfy vibes, just ignore the bait and report the trolls, and remember to be excellent to each other. We got all these VTubers like Amalee, Froot, Hime, and even Projektmelody. It’s like a virtual party that never ends, so come join the madness and let’s get this party started! Image source: some crazy tweet that will make you question reality. See you in the virtual world, fam!

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Ego Rage Land
anger, Ego, emotional intelligence, emotions, inner peace, Land, Lust, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, RAGE, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-control, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-realization, self-transformation
Yo, welcome to the wildest Minecraft server out there! Join us and let go of your ego, bro. We got anger, we got lust, but we ain’t about that ego life. Come vibe with us and let’s build some epic stuff together. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s show the world who’s boss!

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