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PirateCraft: Booty, Blocks & Banter

Anus, ass, banter, blocks, Bone Cancer, BOOTY, Bowel Movements, Brogy, Cum, Dorry, farts, Fish Stench, Foreskin, law, Maggot Slave, Night shift, Nugget Baby, one piece, Ope Ope Fruit, PARASITE, Pirate Banquet, PirateCraft, Powers, ruffy, Shit Nugget., Slow Death, Smegma, Sphincter, Sustenance, Teleportation, Tiny, Worship

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Crops Grown:	3934	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server ever? Imagine having the power of Law’s Ope Ope Fruit, where you can remove your limbs and become Brogy and Dorry’s nugget baby! Live out your wildest dreams of spending 12 hours in Brogy’s ass and then teleporting to Dorry’s foreskin, all while surviving on their smegma and shit. And don’t forget, Nami has bone cancer! Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable experience, where the stench of fish is just amazing and the farts are out of this world. Become a cum shit maggot and worship the bodies of Brogy and Dorry in eternal servitude. It’s a pirate banquet like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your stomach). So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of this Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue!

SEQCRAFT: Where Java 1.21 and Discord collide, Whitelist and Vanilla get married, and SMP meets Hermitcraft-Like Season-5!

adult behavior, application, backgrounds, collide, Community, core community, Discord, family members, Flavors, gameplay, Hermitcraftlike, java, litematica, MARRIED, Mature Community, meets, Minecraft, multiplayer, Preferences, Reset, Season5, SEQCRAFT, smp, tweakeroo, Vanilla, Whitelist, world, Xaero’s Map mods

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Mines Excavated:	2318
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Seqcraft SMP Overview

Season	Season 5
World Reset	Reset about a month and a half ago
Policy	Be fair and be decent – no stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate, or excessive drama
Mods Allowed	Litematica, Xaero’s Map mods, Tweakeroo
World Reset Countdown	Most official major Java edition release instantly initiates a 7 day countdown to a world reset

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join?	Join https://discord.gg/MzP5gPb3 for more info and to get whitelisted!
What are the rules on the server?	The rules include being fair and decent, no stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate, or excessive drama. Building starter bases close to spawn is encouraged.
What mods are allowed on the server?	Litematica, Xaero’s Map mods, Tweakeroo are allowed.
Is there an age requirement to join?	While the server focuses on a mature community, players ranging from 13 to 40+ are welcome. Younger members are allowed if they can behave maturely and show they can follow the rules.

HatCraft Minecraft Server

accessories, anti-Semitic, controversial, controversial fashion, cultural appropriation, discrimination, fashion, fashion trends, HatCraft, hats, Headgear, Headwear, kikes, Minecraft, must wear hats, offensive fashion., political merchandise, political statement, prejudice, Server, statement piece, trump, Trump merchandise

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Star Shards Collected:	169	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Runes Activated:	2

Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict dress code – kikes MUST wear hats at all times! Don’t ask us why, just do it or face the consequences of being chased by a mob of angry chickens wearing tiny top hats.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.

And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where members get to ride around on rainbow-colored llamas while blasting Justin Bieber music through the in-game speakers. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, kikes MUST wear hats – it’s non-negotiable.

Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Minecraft Madness: Dawntrail Edition

August 26th, August 8th, Balmung, Black Cat Edition, Casual CC Sync Meetup, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Edition, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Linkshells, madness, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, smp, Top of the Ship, Wolves’ Den Pier, xivg

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mines Excavated:	1529	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ores Mined:	4398	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cats are blacker than the night sky and the creepers are more scared of us than we are of them! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Patch Notes (7.05): We’ve added a new feature where every time you mine diamond ore, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing funky music. Get ready to boogie down while you mine!

Moonfire Faire (August 8th to August 26th): During this event, all players will be transformed into fire-breathing dragons for a day. Burn down your enemies and claim victory in epic battles!

Meetups: Join us on August 10th for a casual CC Sync Meetup at the Wolves’ Den Pier. We’ll be dancing on top of the ship while wearing cat costumes. It’s gonna be purrfectly hilarious!

Previously: We once had a meetup where a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake. It attracted so many mobs that we had to fight them off with nothing but our trusty diamond swords and a whole lot of frosting. Join us for more crazy moments like this!

WeddingCraftBabyBoom

Apologize.., big moment, celebration, competitive relationship, Confrontation, embarrassed, family, Friends, happy day, joyful surprise, mic, pregnancy announcement, second guessing, selfish, sibling rivalry, sister, toast, Wedding, WeddingCraftBabyBoom

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Emeralds Found:	5222
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of your sister stealing the spotlight at every family event? Do you want a place where your big day can truly be all about you? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no one will announce their pregnancy during your wedding reception!

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and have a stress-free celebration. Say “I do” without worrying about your sister trying to steal your thunder. Plus, our virtual weddings come with a built-in mute button for any unwanted announcements.

Don’t let your special day be ruined by someone else’s need for attention. Join our server now and say “I don’t” to pregnancy announcements at weddings!

OffTurnedOnMinecraftSMP

biggest turn off, biggest turn offs in a partner, biggest turn offs in a person, biggest turn offs in a romantic partner, DATING, deal breakers, OffTurnedOnMinecraftSMP, Pet Peeves, relationships, things that make me cringe, things that make me lose attraction, things that make me lose desire, things that make me lose interest, things that make me uninterested, things that repel me, things that turn me off, turn offs in a significant other, turn offs in dating, turn offs in relationships, turn-offs

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Dragons Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	615
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your boredom! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server, you can build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes and skeleton cows that drop enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a fan of watching grass grow, in which case, maybe this server isn’t for you.

BlockBusterLaughs

all-time favorite, best line, BlockBusterLaughs, cinematic humor, classic movie, comedic genius, comedic timing, comedy, film quote, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous moment, iconic quote, laugh out loud, memorable line, movie quote, movie scene, one liner, top movie line, witty dialogue

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a comedy movie on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft. So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the fun never stops!

GazaGriefersGoneWild

Assassination, battalion commander, Conflict, Gaza school, Gaza Strip, GazaGriefersGoneWild, Hamas, idf, international news, Israel, Jaber Aziz, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Palestinian, security forces, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, War, world events

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	636
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we slay enemies like IDF slays Hamas battalion commanders! we got more action than a battle in gaza school, but without all the danger! build your own army of blocky warriors and conquer the land with your epic skills! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server! join now and let the madness begin!

SkyPicTowerCraft

cell towers, Clouds, Communication, connectivity, data transfer, Digital, exact spot, internet, location, Network, photography, Picture, Posting, Reach, Sending, sharing, SKY, SkyPicTowerCraft, social media, Technology, wireless

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	975
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT SKY PICTURES THAT CAN TELEPORT BACK TO DA SKY ITSELF! IMAGINE TAKIN A SELFIE AND DA CLOUDS BE LIKE “HEY I SAW U TAKE DAT PIC EARLIER!” COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE DA MAGIC OF TELEPORTIN SKY PHOTOS! WHO NEEDS TELEPORTERS WHEN U GOT CELL TOWERS AND SKY SELFIES, AMIRITE? LET’S MAKE DA SKY JEALOUS OF ITS OWN PICS!

GrowBlock

Chest Hunter, chests, crystals, Custom Items, daily events, faction plots, Faction War Tournament, Faction Wars, Factions, Fishing, Grinding, king of the hill, Leveling, PvP, quest master, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, spawner grinding, Upgrades, warzone

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Come and join today!

growblock.net

The Gates Of Grandma’s Basement – Come play on our server for big kids only! Ages 16 and up.

Adventure, AGES, basement, Beta, big, Challenges, Community, Discord, Events, gameplay, GATES, Grandmas, Heroes, Immersive, Kids, Legacy, MCMMO, Minecraft, netherite, Play, Progression, reviews, Server, smp, Staff, ValhallaCraft, Villains

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Potions Brewed:	63
Players Killed by Monsters:	844	Votes:	6269
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Server Name	The Gates Of Valhalla
Grand Opening	TODAY
IP Address	gates.ValhallaCraft.org
Discord	Join our Discord

Overview

Step into a world where your actions shape the world. At The Gates Of Valhalla, we offer a unique experience with our one-of-a-kind house-made progression system and thrilling challenges. Join us today and be part of an epic journey with us!

FAQ

Q: What makes The Gates Of Valhalla unique?

A: Our server offers a unique progression system and thrilling challenges that make every decision you make impactful on your gameplay.

Q: What bonuses can I get for joining early?

A: Be among the first 50 players to join and enjoy a 50% MCMMO boost, setting you up for a legendary start.

Q: Is there a community I can join?

A: Yes, join our vibrant community on Discord to meet fellow adventurers, get server updates, and participate in exclusive events.

Q: How can I join The Gates Of Valhalla?

A: Simply use the IP addressgates.ValhallaCraft.org to connect to our server and start your adventure.

Q: What do players think about The Gates Of Valhalla?

A: Our long beta period has garnered rave reviews from experienced players, and now it’s your turn to see why.