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PirateCraft: Booty, Blocks & Banter

Anus, ass, banter, blocks, Bone Cancer, BOOTY, Bowel Movements, Brogy, Cum, Dorry, farts, Fish Stench, Foreskin, law, Maggot Slave, Night shift, Nugget Baby, one piece, Ope Ope Fruit, PARASITE, Pirate Banquet, PirateCraft, Powers, ruffy, Shit Nugget., Slow Death, Smegma, Sphincter, Sustenance, Teleportation, Tiny, Worship

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchantments Applied:	146
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server ever? Imagine having the power of Law’s Ope Ope Fruit, where you can remove your limbs and become Brogy and Dorry’s nugget baby! Live out your wildest dreams of spending 12 hours in Brogy’s ass and then teleporting to Dorry’s foreskin, all while surviving on their smegma and shit. And don’t forget, Nami has bone cancer! Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable experience, where the stench of fish is just amazing and the farts are out of this world. Become a cum shit maggot and worship the bodies of Brogy and Dorry in eternal servitude. It’s a pirate banquet like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your stomach). So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of this Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue!

Short Kings Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	437537	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Are you tired of towering over everyone in Minecraft? Are you ready to embrace your inner short king? Look no further, because on our server, short kings reign supreme! Our server is the perfect place for all the vertically challenged players out there.

Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!

Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5183	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3030

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

StoryMine Survival without OP GOD FLY Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, BUILD, Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Donations, Game Currency, Hosting, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, minecraft mechanics, minecraft server, Pleasant survival, Russian translation, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Warps, Web map

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

3.storymine.ru

Freaky Vtuber Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Farms Harvested:	816
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Emeralds Found:	6324
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Welcome to the most avant-garde, alternative, horror, and weird Minecraft server out there! We cater to Vtubers who are as unique and eccentric as they come. Our server is like a virtual art gallery, showcasing the most bizarre and mind-bending creations in the Minecraft universe.

Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!

Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP

artificial conception, Breeders, breeding, cattle, childcare, Embryos, Gender Roles, heredity, ideal society, loyalty, loyalty to the state, maternity, Medical, Minecraft, Motherhood, Plato, Pregnancy, reproductive rights, smp, society, State, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Emeralds Found:	2007
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a totally unique and outrageous society! Join us if you want to experience a world where all women are used as breeding cattle, just like Plato talked about but taken to the next level! No sex allowed here, just artificially conceived embryos growing in women’s bodies. And get this – the embryos could be completely unrelated to the women carrying them!

But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.

If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.

No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

New Sabrina Online Minecraft SMP

anthropomorphic characters, Comic Archive, comic characters, Comic creator, comic fandom, comic humor, comic storylines, comic strip, Comic Updates, digital art, funny animals, humor, internet comic, long-running comic, Minecraft, new comic, ONLINE, online comic, Sabrina, Sabrina Online, slice of life, smp, web series, webcomic

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Potions Brewed:	71	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun! Join us for epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any boss mob with just a flick of their spectral wrist. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are always looking for new recruits to join their llama army and take over the server one spit at a time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the one and only Notch himself, riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we still get new Sabrina Online.

Trump’s Rally Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Join our Minecraft server where President Donald J. Trump himself is the admin! Build your wall, make Minecraft great again, and tweet about it to your heart’s content. Watch out for Liz Harrington, the Trump Spox, who will keep you in line with her epic trolling skills. Explore the Donald J Trump Presidential Library in-game and uncover secret speeches from Pres Trump Rallies in Greensboro, Salem, Gastonia, Milwaukee, Warren, and more! Don’t miss out on the epic surprise visit to Dearborn, MI – it’s gonna be huge! Join now and be part of the Tucker Carlson Live Tour in Glendale, AZ with President Trump headlining! And if that’s not enough, watch exclusive Trump videos like “WE WILL WIN” and “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN!” This server is gonna be tremendous, believe me! #MinecraftForTrump #BuildTheWallInMinecraft

Tom’s Crafting Adventures Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have UFC interim heavyweight champion Tom Aspinall as our resident wrestler, ready to take on anyone who dares challenge him in the ring (or in the mines)!

Forget about Brock Lesnar, Tom Aspinall is the new great athlete™ monster in town and he’s ready to show off his skills in both the octagon and the squared circle. Join our server now and witness epic battles between players and mobs, with Tom Aspinall as the referee (and occasional participant)!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and face off against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft SMP with a twist of UFC and WWE madness!

Crafty World – Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that have happened on our server. One time, a player built a roller coaster that actually took you to the moon! And another time, a group of players formed a secret society of chicken warriors who battled against evil zombie pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater treasure hunts, and even a giant game of hide and seek where the seeker is a giant Ender Dragon. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of wild fun anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have in store. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).