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Notification Nation: Where the Creeper Alerts Are Always On Point

Alerts, Communication, creeper, Digital, discussions, forgetful, forgetfulness, FORGETTABLE, forgettable threads, forum, IMPROVEMENTS, Memory, nation, Notification, Notifications, Online Community, point, Posting, reminders, shit hole, Suggestions, Technology, Threads, Updates

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dimension Hops:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	185	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	New Chunks Explored:	273955

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you’ll never forget where you’ve been because we have the memory of a goldfish! Seriously, this place is like a black hole for your brain, but in a totally fun way.

Join us for the most chaotic and unforgettable gaming experience of your life. You’ll be so lost in the madness that you’ll forget what day it is, let alone what threads you’ve posted in. It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the depths of your own confusion.

So what are you waiting for? Come get lost in the abyss with us and never worry about remembering anything ever again!

BullshitCraft SMP

bullshit, BullshitCraft, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, drivel, fabrication, fake news, Fallacy, falsehood, Fiction, fraud, Garbage, hoax, hundred percent, Lies, Misinformation, nonsense, pure bullshit, scam, smp, untruth

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is one hundred percent pure bullshit! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. That’s right, no more exploding creepers ruining your day! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to buy some diamonds? Better make sure you have enough llama bucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you can build your very own moon base and explore the lunar landscape while dodging space zombies and alien cows. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience one hundred percent pure bullshit for yourself!

NakedCrafters United

age, Behavior, body positivity, Casual, clothing optional, comfort, Confidence, Etiquette, generation gap, gym, gym culture, hygiene, locker rooms, NakedCrafters, nudity, Old Dudes, personal space, privacy, reddit, social norms, societal expectations, United

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of seeing old dudes strutting their stuff in the gym locker room like they own the place? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can roam around butt ass naked all you want without anyone judging you! Join us for a wild time where the only dress code is your birthday suit. Who needs armor when you have confidence like that? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Naked Warrior roams the server, challenging anyone who dares to face him in a battle of wits and nudity. So come on, strip down and join the fun!

VisaCraft: Hungary’s Russian Roulette

bilateral relations, Brussels, cross border travel, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, eastern europe, European affairs, European Commission, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, Hungarys, immigration, international relations, political tensions, roulette, Russian, russians, Schengen Area, travel restrictions, visa regulations, visa rules, VisaCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ores Mined:	3907	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

so like, u know how brussels is all like “hey hungary, wtf dude why u makin it easier for russians to get visas?” and hungary is all like “bro, chill, we just tryna be friendly and stuff.” but brussels is not havin it, they want answers yo.

but like, forget all that drama cuz u should totally join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s super top secret.

so come join us and let’s build the craziest, most epic world together. and who knows, maybe we’ll even find the ender dragon and ride it into battle against the evil villagers. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

PunchCraft: Where Violence Solves Everything

Adrenaline Rush, aggression, athleticism, Catharsis, cause, Competition, Conflict, Drama, Entertainment, Intensity, Performance, physicality, Problems, Processional Wrestling, PunchCraft, resolution, showmanship, solution, Solves, spectacle, sports, violence

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	293	Votes:	7159
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we settle all our problems with a good old fashioned wrestle! punch, kick, and slam your way to victory as you battle it out with other players in the ring.

we have crazy matches like lava pit deathmatch, diamond sword showdown, and creeper cage match.

but wait, there’s more! we also have special events like the annual ender dragon rumble, where players team up to take down the mighty beast and claim the title of champion.

so if you’re looking for a server where violence is not only accepted, but encouraged, then Processional Wrestling is the place for you. join now and let the battle begin!

TropiGlacierCraft

carbon emissions, climate change, climate science, environmental conservation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, geological record, glacial retreat, global warming, greenhouse gases, historical data, ice core samples, ice melt, long term trends, melting ice caps, natural variability, scientific research, Sea Level Rise, temperature rise, tropical glaciers, TropiGlacierCraft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

haha, u know what else is at a low point? ur boring minecraft server! come join ours for a wild ride of craziness and chaos! we got polar bears riding dolphins, creepers doing the macarena, and chickens that can fly!

our server is so lit, even the tropical glaciers are like “wow, this place is cooler than us!” we have treasure hunts where u can find diamond blocks, secret caves filled with rare loot, and a giant lava pit for all your parkour needs.

plus, our community is the best around. we have players from all over the world, from penguins in antarctica to aliens on mars. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see why our server is the talk of the town!

Vanilla SMP – Where Ordinary Players Become Extraordinary!

building, Community, Creative, Discord, eXtraordinary, Feedback, Fun, Gaming, hermitcraft, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, ordinary, Players, Server, smp, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, world

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5571	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	62	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Overview

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Features	Vanilla Whitelisted SMP, Simple Voicechat, Active community
Player Base	Diverse player base from all around the world
Joining	Join us on Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, it is a Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any cheating or mods.
How can I join the server?	You can join us by visiting our Discord server and following the instructions provided.
Is there a voicechat feature?	Yes, we have Simple Voicechat for players to communicate in the SMP.
How old is the server?	The SMP is 1 month old and still active with more than 200 members on our Discord server.

GirlfriendCraft Minecraft Server

GirlfriendCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	238
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Are you tired of playing Minecraft all alone, with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! We have a special matchmaking system that pairs you up with the perfect pixelated partner. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to dodge together?

Join our server and embark on epic quests with your new virtual boo. Build a castle together, go on romantic mining dates, and even have virtual Minecraft weddings! Plus, rumor has it that if you find your in-game girlfriend, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your blocky bae today! Who knew that love could be just a /tp away?

FinalFarewell Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Apocalypse, armageddon, catastrophic events, coming to terms, Despair, devastation, Doomsday, End of the World, existential crisis, facing reality, feeling hopeless, feeling lost, FinalFarewell, impending doom., it’s over, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, smp, the end, the final countdown, world as we know it

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	New Chunks Explored:	886631
Villages Defended:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the world is ending and chaos reigns supreme! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of reasons why you should join us in this post-apocalyptic adventure.

Reason #1: The zombies are actually pretty chill. They’ve formed their own little society and are always down for a game of Minecraft tag. Plus, they make great neighbors (as long as you don’t mind the occasional brain-eating).

Reason #2: The creepers have started a dance troupe. That’s right, these explosive little guys have traded in their destructive tendencies for some sick dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper break it down to some dubstep.

Reason #3: The Ender Dragon is now the world’s greatest DJ. Forget about fighting this formidable foe, now you can catch them spinning sick beats at the Enderman rave every Saturday night. Just make sure to bring your own ender pearls for the VIP section.

So come join us in our post-apocalyptic Minecraft SMP, where the end of the world is just the beginning of the fun!

HairCraftySisDiss

affordability, canceling plans, car situation, driving duties, family dynamics, Financial implications, hair braiding, hair styling, HairCraftySisDiss, household contributions, knotless braids, lack of appreciation, last minute changes, long hours, overreacting, professional braiding, Resentment, REWARD, sibling relationships, sister issues

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a family feud over braiding hair! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling rivalry, car sharing chaos, and household contribution drama.

Need a break from your own family drama? Come hang out with us and build your dream world where you never have to argue about who’s cleaning the bathroom or who’s taking mom to work.

And hey, if you need a break from all the chaos, you can always take a break to braid some virtual hair in-game. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some virtual money for your braiding skills!

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama at the door. We promise it’ll be a braid-tastic time!

MuteCraft: No More Hated Subs

ANNOYING, AVOID, BLOCK, community guidelines, controversial topics, cyberbullying, frustrating, HATED, Hide, most hated subs, mute, MuteCraft, negative content, online discussions., online forums, online harassment, online trolls, reddit, social media, subreddits, SUBS, toxic communities, unsubscribe

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Are you tired of dealing with annoying Reddit subs that make you want to mute your entire feed? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky subreddits once and for all. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the craziness happening here. So come on, join us and leave those annoying subs in the dust. Trust us, you won’t regret it!