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Notification Nation: Where the Creeper Alerts Are Always On Point

Alerts, Communication, creeper, Digital, discussions, forgetful, forgetfulness, FORGETTABLE, forgettable threads, forum, IMPROVEMENTS, Memory, nation, Notification, Notifications, Online Community, point, Posting, reminders, shit hole, Suggestions, Technology, Threads, Updates

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Divine Spears Created:	24
Farms Harvested:	156	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Towns Built:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you’ll never forget where you’ve been because we have the memory of a goldfish! Seriously, this place is like a black hole for your brain, but in a totally fun way.

Join us for the most chaotic and unforgettable gaming experience of your life. You’ll be so lost in the madness that you’ll forget what day it is, let alone what threads you’ve posted in. It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the depths of your own confusion.

So what are you waiting for? Come get lost in the abyss with us and never worry about remembering anything ever again!

SkyHighSockSensation

anatomy, Body, body awareness, body proportions, body size, feet, height, height difference, height variation, leg length, length, LIMBS, Perception, Physical, physicality, proprioception, Sensation, sensory experience, SkyHighSockSensation, Tall, tall people

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Emeralds Found:	9708	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

join this epic minecraft server where the taller you are, the longer it takes to feel your feet! yea, you heard right, folks! our server is so wacky that your height actually affects your ability to feel your own toes! imagine towering over your friends and laughing as they struggle to wiggle their little piggies. it’s a whole new level of competition, folks.

but that’s not all! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon next.

so come on down and join the madness! who needs to feel their feet anyway when you can have this much fun? trust us, you won’t regret it.

PuppyPlaydateMC

adoption, Animal Behavior, animal behavior studies, animal care, animal companions, animal housing, animal psychology, animal research, animal socialization, animal studies, animal welfare, canine companions, Companionship, Dogs, pet adoption, PuppyPlaydateMC, shelter animals, shelter dogs, socialization, stress reduction, well-matched

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	5925	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	3769	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

so like, this server is like having a well-matched companion for your Minecraft journey, bro. you won’t be stressed out cuz you’ll have all these cool peeps to play with. plus, you’ll adopt new skills faster than a dog chasing its tail. join this server and unleash your inner Minecraft beast, yo!

Constructia Freebuild: Where griefers cry and builders thrive! 1.20 update included!

backups, BUILD, Builders, Community, Constructia, Creative, cry, Discord, exploit, Focus, Freebuild, freedom, Griefers, Included, Ip:, Join, MARK, Minecraft, Protection, Rollback, Server, Superflat, Terrain, Thrive, update, Version

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Constructia Freebuild is a small, laid-back, freebuild creative server where anyone is free to join to build with others and make their mark. We have two worlds; one with normal vanilla terrain and one that’s superflat.
Protections	CoreProtect plugin for real-time rollbacks, anti-exploit plugins, world backups for exceptional circumstances.
Contact	Discord: https://discord.gg/8W3wkJSjat
IP	constructia.ddns.net (1.20.x)

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect to constructia.ddns.net with your Minecraft client.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules on our Discord or in-game.
Can I invite friends to play on the server?	Of course! The more, the merrier.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in a ban.

CraftyAnon’s Minecraft Server

Beach, Coast, Coastal, CraftyAnons, Escape, holiday, Minecraft, Ocean, Paradise, Peaceful, Relaxation, sand, Seaside, Serene, Server, shore, Summer, Sun, travel, Tropical, vacation, Water, Waves

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Animals Bred:	113
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to our server, where the sand is always perfectly pixelated and the waves are always just right for surfing… in Minecraft! Join us on our beach-themed server where you can build sandcastles that defy gravity, ride dolphins as your trusty steed, and battle evil sea monsters with your trusty diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our beach is not your average beach – it’s filled with hidden treasure chests that hold rare items like enchanted seashells and golden coconuts. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underwater city where mermaids and mermen throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether.

So why join our beachy Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a giant crab into battle against a kraken, build a sandcastle that shoots fireworks, and ride a rainbow unicorn across the sunset-lit horizon? Only on our server, of course! So grab your sunscreen, pack your virtual beach towel, and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. See you on the beach!

CraftyChances Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to end up with a measly amount of emeralds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win REAL money by playing slots! That’s right, forget about trading with villagers or hunting for treasure, just spin those virtual reels and watch the cash roll in!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you win money, but you can also win exclusive in-game items like a diamond sword that shoots fireballs or a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command. Who needs boring old iron armor when you can have a pet creeper, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the enchanted forest and grants one lucky player three wishes. Want to fly like an Ender Dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of gold blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start spinning those slots for a chance to win big and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

KidStopper Minecraft Server

KidStopper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8076
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the sucky lollipops and cheek-pinching aunts in your life! Join us and build your own virtual world where no one will treat you like a baby brother, unless you want them to (we don’t judge).

On our server, you can be a grown adult without anyone questioning your maturity. No more worries about being called a “growing boy” or having to eat gross lollipops just to please someone else. Let your creativity run wild and show off your building skills without anyone telling you how much you look like your older brother.

So come on over and join us for a fun and hilarious adventure in Minecraft, where you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the babying behind. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with family drama and guilt trips. Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together!

RoomRageCraft

anger outburst, boundary violation, emotional distress, emotional trauma, emotional vulnerability, family betrayal, mental health, mental health stigma, online humiliation, personal space, privacy breach, privacy invasion, privacy violation, room invasion, RoomRageCraft, sibling conflict, sister betrayal, sister drama, social media backlash, trust breach, video leak

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	82	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	184	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of living with a sister who thinks it’s okay to share embarrassing videos of you at your lowest point? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can build your dream world without the fear of privacy invasion.

Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-sharing-private-videos-of-your-sibling policy in place, so you can rest assured that your virtual world will remain private and secure.

Don’t let your sister’s betrayal bring you down – join our Minecraft server and show her who’s boss in the digital realm. Who needs sympathy when you have a blocky paradise to escape to? So come on, join us and leave the drama behind!

StrangestAppMCServer

bizarre apps, curious apps, eccentric apps, extraordinary apps, odd apps, offbeat apps, outlandish apps, peculiar apps, quirky apps, rare apps, strange apps, strange mobile apps, StrangestAppMCServer, uncommon apps, unconventional apps, unheard of apps, unique apps, unusual apps, unusual mobile applications, weird apps

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where all the players are actually llamas in disguise? Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and experience the thrill of mining, building, and battling it out with other llamas in a virtual world like no other.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the llamas gather to dance the night away. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks waiting to be found by the bravest llama adventurer.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up as a llama in our crazy, wacky world? Join us now and unleash your inner llama!

MineTunez: Fav Song Edition

all-time favorite, beloved song, best song, classic song, Edition, FAV, Favorite, favorite music, favorite song, favorite track, favorite tune, greatest song, memorable song, MineTunez, Music, song, timeless song, top favorite, top hit, top pick, TOP SONG, ultimate favorite, ultimate song

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the dark? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate jam session! Picture this: you and your fellow players rocking out to your favorite songs while building epic structures and battling mobs. And the best part? The creepers are afraid of music, so you’ll never have to worry about them sneaking up on you while you’re belting out your favorite tunes. So come join us and let’s turn this Minecraft world into a musical masterpiece!

UkraineCraft: Hit & Block Russia’s Comms!

aggression, Attack, BLOCK, comms, communication station, Conflict, cyber warfare, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitical, headline, Hit, international relations, Military, News, RETALIATION, russia, Russias, strike, Technology, Tension, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9630
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

so like, ukraine was just minding its own business when suddenly they were like “hey russia, watch this!” and they straight up hit russia’s fancy new communication station like BOOM! it was like the biggest prank ever, but with bombs and stuff.

anyways, if you wanna be part of some crazy action like that, you gotta join our minecraft server. we got explosions, we got wars, we got alliances, we got everything you need for a wild time. plus, our players are so hardcore, they make ukraine look like a bunch of kittens.

come join us and be part of the chaos. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to take down a communication station or something. it’s gonna be lit, bro.