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SecretDateNight – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Villages Defended:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated houses with your girl? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all forms of pixelated romance! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you and your girl build the most epic love nest in all of blocky land. And don’t worry, your bros will never know…unless they join too and we have a double wedding in the Nether! So come on, join our SMP and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will go down in history!

Superpower: Invisibility, but only when no one is looking

Abilities, daydreams, dream, everyday life, FANTASY, flights of fancy, Fun, hypothetical, imagination, Invisibility, MAGICAL, make believe, Pointless, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, useless, WHIMSICAL, whimsy, wish fulfillment, wish granting, Wishful thinking

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and unlock the superpower of being able to turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. That’s right, you can sneak around all you want as long as no one is paying attention!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain the ability to speak to chickens in their native language. Finally, you can have deep, meaningful conversations with your feathered friends about the best strategies for egg-laying and avoiding creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the power to summon a never-ending stream of llamas to ride into battle? That’s right, forget horses and pigs, llamas are where it’s at now. Join our server and become the ultimate llama warrior, riding into battle with your trusty steed by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock these completely useless but totally awesome superpowers!

KuraCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

air assault, armed conflict, Armed Forces, battlefront, combat tactics, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, defense forces, defense maneuvers, defense strategy, eastern europe, infantry unit, KuraCraft, Kurahove, military conflict, Military operations, national defense, paratroopers, Russian attack, security measures, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian paratroopers, war zone

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mines Excavated:	2014	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Meteorites Collected:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

haha, ukraine aint got nothin on our server! we got paratroopers fightin off russians near Kurahove, but don’t worry, they’ll be back in time for the next pvp battle! join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in minecraft? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

ExoBeads: The Exosome Extractor

biomedical innovation, cancer detection, cancer research, chemical composition, diagnostic tool, early stages, efficiency, ExoBeads, Exosome, exosomes, Extraction, Extractor, isolation method, lab samples, magnetic beads, medical technology, membrane vesicles, novel method, researchers, scientific advancement, SYNTHESIZED, tannic acid, vesicle extraction

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got researchers who made magic beads dat can extract stuff from ur body like exosomes at 60% efficiency! It’s like having a mini doctor in ur game, helping u detect cancer early! Join now and let the magic beads do their thing, saving lives one block at a time! #CancerDetectingMagicBeads #MinecraftDoctor #SavingLivesWithExosomes

DescendantCraft – The First Minecraft Server

/tfdg/, Community, DescendantCraft, discussion, Download, Game, Minecraft, Module Combination Percentages, Module Data, News, Nexon, Pattern Suggestor, Record Locations, Resource Doc, ROADMAP, Server, strategy, TFD Tools, The First Descendant General, Thread Template, twitter, Vault Spots, Void Shard Farming

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Void Shard Farming, uncover hidden Module Data, and fight off hordes of monsters in the Vault Spots!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest Module Combination Percentages you’ll ever see, guaranteed to blow your mind! And don’t even get us started on the Record Locations – they hold the key to unlocking untold treasures and secrets!

If you’re still not convinced, just take a look at our Roadmap – it’s packed with so much excitement, you won’t know what hit you! So what are you waiting for? Download Minecraft and join us on this insane journey of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the other side, adventurer!

Twitter: x.com/FirstDescendant /tfdg/ Thread Template: rentry.org/tfdg

Disclaimer: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to never leave this server. Join at your own risk!

ChudCraft SMP: Winter Sports Edition

ChudCraft, chuds, Edition, long tail tags, nation, smp, sports, Winter, winter sports, winter sports nation

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4111
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are known as the winter sports nation, chuds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground ice skating rink that is only accessible by riding a polar bear through a hidden tunnel. Trust us, it’s worth it.

2. Our PvP battles are like no other – instead of swords and armor, we fight with snowballs and sleds. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s totally epic.

3. Our community events include snowman building competitions, ice fishing tournaments, and even a yeti hunting expedition. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary snow beast!

4. We have a currency system based on collecting rare snowflakes, which can be traded for exclusive winter-themed items and gear. Want a pair of enchanted snow boots? Better start hoarding those flakes!

So come join us in the winter wonderland of chuds, where the snow is always falling and the adventures are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be this cool?

DinnerCraft: AITA?

aita, anger, dinner etiquette, dinnercraft, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guests, disrespectful relatives, emotional outburst, expensive meal, family conflict, family dinner, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, Grief, handling grief, mother’s funeral, mourning, rude children, social etiquette

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with snatching dishes, trash can antics, and expensive menu items being thrown in the trash.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone plays nice? Come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration on your virtual family members. No need to hold back – dump that expensive food down the trash and watch the chaos unfold!

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be as unreasonable as you want. Who needs to pay for dinner when you can just make a scene and have someone else foot the bill? Plus, if you’re childless like us, you’ll fit right in with our selfish antics.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as wild as a family gathering gone wrong, come join us and let the drama begin! Remember, in this server, the more outrageous, the better. Let’s see if you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate AH!

CraftyTunez Minecraft SMP

accordion, Choice, CraftyTunez, creativity, drums, Flute, guitar, hobby, learning, Minecraft, Music, musical instrument, Passion, piano, reasons, Relaxation, Saxophone, Self-expression, skill development, smp, Trumpet, ukulele, Violin

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Love Letters Sent:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to play a musical instrument…virtually! That’s right, our server is equipped with magical instruments that you can play just by clicking your mouse. Want to serenade your fellow players with a flute solo while riding a pig? Done. How about starting a band with your friends and performing epic concerts in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that playing music in our server can summon rare and powerful creatures to aid you in your adventures. So grab your pickaxe and your guitar, and join us for a musical journey like no other!

ForgiveCraft – No Regrets!

ForgiveCraft, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, letting go, moving on, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self growth, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-forgiveness, self-forgiveness exercises, self-forgiveness journey, self-forgiveness practice, self-forgiveness process, shame

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you still mad at yourself for accidentally punching a villager in Minecraft and starting a full-blown riot in the village? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaotic behavior like that! Join us and let your inner mischief-maker run wild as you wreak havoc on unsuspecting NPCs and players alike. Who knows, you might even earn the title of “Villager Puncher Extraordinaire”! So come on, join us and let go of all your Minecraft-related guilt in the most hilarious way possible.

CraftyWarzone Minecraft Server

$1.5 billion, $200 million, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWarzone, Defense, Deliver, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, financial aid, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military aid, military assistance, Military Funding, Minecraft, SECURITY, Server, Support, Ukraine, united states, US

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

OMG GUYS, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server!! we got the US delivering $200 million AND $1.5 billion in military aid for Ukraine!! like, who needs diamonds when u got that kinda cash flow, amirite?!

Join now and u can be part of our epic battle against the Ender Dragon, but instead of swords, we’re gonna be armed with tanks and fighter jets thanks to our sick military aid.

Plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get to ride a unicorn into battle. Yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn!! So what are u waiting for?! Join now and let’s show that dragon who’s boss!! 🦄💰💣