PutCraft: Putin’s Boost

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the far right is, like, winning elections in Austria and stuff. But don’t worry, it’s all just a crazy plot twist for our server! Putin is probably chilling in the background, sippin’ on some vodka and cheering on the chaos.

Join our server for the most epic battles between the far right and whoever else is trying to stop them. Build your own crazy fortresses and defend them against Putin’s secret agents (or maybe just some noobs with diamond swords, who knows).

Who needs boring old politics when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft? Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about elections and world leaders. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

End of Humans Sing Last Song

Apocalypse, Doomsday, End of the World, end times, existential crisis, Extinction, extinction event, extinction timeline, Farewell, final melody, final moments, Future, human legacy, Humanity, humans, impending doom., last breath, last performance, last song, mortality, sing, singing, song

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

lol join this epic minecraft server where we pretend humans are extinct and we are the last survivors trying to sing the last song before we all die lol. u can build crazy bases and fight off zombie mobs while trying to hit those high notes like a boss. plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. so come on, join us before the world ends and let’s sing our hearts out together!

BoomCraft: Siberia’s Blast Craters

blast, BOOMCRAFT, Chemists, craters, discovery, Earth science, Environmental, Exploding, Exploration, Explosive Craters, geology, Geothermal activity, Methane Blasts, Mystery, natural phenomenon, puzzling, research, Science, scientific study, Siberia, Siberian Craters, Siberias, Underground, Unraveling

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can explore explosive craters like in siberia? well now u can cuz this server has all the underground methane blasts u could ever want! join now to unravel the mystery of these crazy craters and see if u can survive the explosions! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come on and join the fun, u won’t regret it!

Warped Vanilla Funhouse: Only for 15+ VIPs on a Twisted Adventure!

Adventure, application, Builds, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Drama, Events, Explore, Fabric, FRIENDSHIPS, funhouse, gallery, instagram, Minigames, Places, playstyles, Projects, Respect, rules, smp, Standards, Twisted, Vanilla, VIPS, warped

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

The just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get in to the server.

Links

Discord Invite	Join our Discord
Instagram	Visit our Instagram

Vanilla Experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

Community

We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect

Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our Discord and apply!

Not Your Average Minecraft Server

“Youth, /b/ homos, 14 year old girls, age gap, Appearance, attractiveness, Average, beauty standards, controversial, DATING, inappropriate, internet culture, Minecraft, not attractive, online forums, Opinions, relationships, Server, social media, societal norms, teenagers, ugly old ladies, underage

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	2094	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6634	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with 14-year-old girls who just aren’t cutting it in the attractiveness department? Well, fear not, because on our server, we cater to a different crowd – the /b/ homos who love to date ugly old ladies! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, hilarious banter, and of course, plenty of blocky adventures. Who needs teenage drama when you can have a server full of mature ladies who know how to have a good time? So come on, join us and see why dating ugly old ladies is the new trend in Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult content, BDSM, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, explicit content, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetish exploration, fetishes, jerk off, kink community, Minecraft, nigge edition, NSFW, Roleplay, sexual fantasies, sexual preferences, smp, Submission, taboo topics, Talky

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your weirdest fetishes, talk about your kinkiest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Nigge Edition, we have special events where you can compete in fap-offs and see who can climax the fastest. The winner gets a special prize that will make your Minecraft experience even more… stimulating.

So why wait? Join /dft/ today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just make sure to have a tissue handy…

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

Breakup, Communication, compromise, CraftyLove, CREDIT SCORE, decision, disagreement, finances, House, Investment, loan, Logic, Minecraft, Mortgage, ownership, Partnership, Property, Purchase, real estate, relationship, Server, UNFAIR

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	199
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and build your dream virtual home without any messy property disputes.

On our server, you can team up with fellow players to create epic structures and explore vast landscapes. But beware, there may be some players who try to pull a sneaky move like asking you to put all your diamonds into a shared chest while they keep theirs hidden away.

Don’t worry about credit scores here, everyone is equal in the world of Minecraft! And if someone tries to pull a fast one on you like suggesting you take out a virtual loan to cover their share of the virtual house, just block them and move on to building your own empire.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a shared house when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not shady partners trying to take advantage of you. Let’s block out the negativity and mine for some fun!

ConcertCrazeMC

Accommodation, artist, Concert, ConcertCrazeMC, cost, die-hard fan, exhausted, husband, IMPULSIVE, Leave, life to the fullest, MONEY, quality of work, red eye flight, significant cost, TICKETS, Transport, travel, unemployed, work

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	709	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world? Join our server and experience the thrill of living life to the fullest, just like my impulsive husband!

Imagine this: you’re on a 5-hour flight to a country near us to see your favorite artist perform live. But here’s the catch – you can’t get leave from work! So you have to leave on Saturday morning, come back on Monday morning, and go straight to work on a red eye flight. Talk about dedication!

But wait, there’s more! The total cost for this adventure is around 1300 USD, but don’t worry, your husband will cover it if you’re uncomfortable with the cost. Who needs financial stability when you can have a once-in-a-lifetime experience, right?

So, are you ready to join our server and embark on crazy adventures like this? Don’t be a party pooper, come join the fun and let’s make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next Minecraft update)!

Vaxxed Baby Minecraft Server

#newborns, baby, coronavirus, Covid vaccine, Covid-19, health, hospitalization, immunization, infant health, maternal health, maternal vaccination, Minecraft, newborn care, pandemic, Pregnancy, Pregnancy health, prenatal care, Protection, public health, Safety, Server, vaccination, vaccine benefits, Vaxxed

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Towns Built:	10	Mines Excavated:	4797

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! your newborn baby is instantly protected from getting hospitalized just by you getting the covid vaccine during pregnancy. like, how crazy is that?! join now and save your baby from the hospital drama, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, rumor has it that the more you play on this server, the stronger the vaccine protection gets. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate vaccine warrior in the minecraft world!

Helios: The Yawn – Now with EXTRA Sunburn! No Square Sunscreens Needed! Join now for some SPF fun!

Age Progression, Age Progression system, Architecture, Balanced Economy, Civilizations, create mod, Curseforge, Discord, Environment, EXTRA, Fun, Gods, Helios, industrialization, Infrastructure, Join, MCMMO, Minecolonies, Modpack, Nations, Needed, player-engagement, Pyrofishing, Roleplay, roleplay-based, Serene Seasons, SiegeWar(s), Space Travel, SPF, Square, sunburn, Sunscreens, Supplementaries, Technology, Towns, Vanilla, voice chat, yawn

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Votes:	2610	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Buildings Constructed:	49	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Helios Minecraft Server

Favorite Plugins	Favorite Mods
McMMO Towny PyroFishing SiegeWar(s) Balanced Economy	MineColonies Serene Seasons Voice Chat Supplementaries

The Helios Minecraft server combines both mods and plugins to offer an enhanced gameplay experience. The server features a roleplay-based Age Progression system, where players can influence the course of the game’s development.

For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord here (Recommended 4GB RAM allocated) or use the Modpack here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by visiting our Discord and following the instructions provided.
What are the server’s main features?	The server features a mix of popular plugins and mods, a roleplay-based Age Progression system, and player engagement through building towns and nations.
Is there any IP address to connect to the server?	No, you can join the server through Discord without requiring an IP address.
What system requirements are recommended for the server?	We recommend allocating at least 4GB of RAM to ensure smooth gameplay.

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