| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 4323 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4430 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 1299 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2105 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3764 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 6996 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 6868 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
| Animals Bred: | 79 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 3974 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 1261 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 137 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 647 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!
So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 5755 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 4226 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Join us and witness the epic battles of Destiny and his shills as they fight for dominance in the chat. Will they come out victorious or will they be banished to the Nether realm? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary debate arena where players can challenge Destiny himself to a debate. Will you come out on top or will you be left speechless by his epic arguments? Join now and find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have DMs drama?
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 8817 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
