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Late for WorkCraft: The Minecraft Server where being fashionably late is the only way to play!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

🤣🎮 Ready to cause chaos and destruction in the most hilarious ways possible? Join our Minecraft server where you can arrive late for work, sabotage your coworkers, and even start an alien invasion just for fun! Who needs boring old tasks when you can blow up casseroles and push shiny rocks into laser beams? Plus, you’ll have the chance to take out every scientist and security guard in sight! Come join the madness and let your inner troll run wild! 😉🚀🔥 #MinecraftMayhem.

Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	New Chunks Explored:	629975

Are you tired of boring, culturally insignificant Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so culturally significant that even the ancient Egyptians would be jealous! We’ve got pyramids made out of diamonds, sphinxes made out of emeralds, and even a secret room where Cleopatra herself used to play Minecraft. Join now and be a part of history in the making (or at least in the mining)! Hurry before the public forgets about us like they did with r9k!

Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	789032	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Void Gems Collected:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8363
Star Shards Collected:	237	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness! Join us as we embark on wild adventures like FapOdds NapDubs, where you must nap in the middle of a dubstep concert while fapping vigorously. Or how about EdgeTrips Ruin666, where you can explore the edge of the world and summon demons to do your bidding while ruining everything in sight.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate challenge in Fap, ruin, eat cum, where you must fap, ruin structures, and then eat a bowl of…well, you get the idea. Time to roll with us gooner bitches and see who can survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this insane world of Minecraft!

CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Farms Harvested:	965
Secret Passages Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Celtic vs Rangers match in Minecraft form! Join us and choose your side – will you be a fierce Celtic warrior or a cunning Rangers rogue? Battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills in building the most epic fortresses. Trust us, this server is so intense, even the creepers are taking sides! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Battle Bots

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1294
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Are you tired of the voices in your head constantly arguing with you? Well, join our Minecraft server where more people side with Walter than the voices in your head! Walter is our resident llama who always knows the right way to go, whether it’s building a castle or slaying dragons. Plus, rumor has it that Walter is secretly a Minecraft pro disguised as a llama. So come join us for a llama-tastic time and leave those pesky voices behind!

Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	New Chunks Explored:	957178
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when my wife Kate mysteriously disappeared and then reappeared with a whole new set of skills.

In this server, you’ll experience the thrill of being hunted down by a killer while trying to repair generators and escape with your life. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with a deadly twist!

But wait, there’s more! Our bugfix patches are so legendary, they’ll make you question reality itself. And our All Things Wicked update will have you shaking in your pixelated boots.

Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Kate’s disappearance. Or maybe you’ll just get sacrificed by the killer. Either way, it’s bound to be a blast!

Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Animals Bred:	184
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crops Grown:	4196

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story about Manuel and his fat cock. Legend has it that Manuel’s cock is so massive, it can break through bedrock with a single thrust. And on our server, you too can wield the power of Manuel’s cock to conquer all your enemies and build the most epic structures imaginable. So come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Players Killed by Monsters:	2517
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the players couldn’t punch their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow the strongest girls from every series to join! That’s right, forget about Steve and his weak punches, we’ve got Sailor Moon, Wonder Woman, and even Chun-Li ready to kick some blocky butt!

Join us for epic battles where you can team up with your favorite badass ladies and take on mobs like never before. Watch as Sailor Moon uses her Moon Tiara Magic to defeat the Ender Dragon in one swift move, or see Wonder Woman lasso up some creepers and send them flying into the sunset.

But that’s not all! Our server also has exclusive mini-games where you can compete in strength challenges against these powerful heroines. Can you out-lift Chun-Li in a weightlifting competition? Or beat Wonder Woman in an arm-wrestling match? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that girls really do run the Minecraft world!

Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Towns Built:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our server where we fight off the evil amerisharts and their dastardly plans to take over the world!

Our server is filled with players from all over the world, coming together to strategize and take down the enemy. We’ve even had a player who single-handedly defeated an entire army of amerisharts with nothing but a wooden sword and some raw chicken. It was truly epic.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, drama, and epic battles, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the world from the evil amerisharts. See you in the game!

CraftyVShojo – Where Vtubers and blocks collide in epic adventures!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	517	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with VShojo and vtubers who are ready to take on any challenge you throw at them. From Froot, who can grow giant fruit trees in seconds, to GEEGA, who can summon a herd of geese to attack your enemies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Need a break from the chaos? Head over to our dedicated Kson discussion area, where you can debate the best way to tame a wild Kson. Or jump into our Henya discussion for tips on how to outsmart the genius herself.

Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with the wildest group of vtubers on the internet. Join us on /vsj+/ and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

BrawlCraft: Where /v/ Finally Gives Brawl Stars Some Love!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ores Mined:	1307	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking trees. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, it’s guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles.

So why does /v/ ignore Brawl Stars? Because they haven’t experienced the sheer madness and chaos of our Minecraft server! Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown.