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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 7637 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Boris Johnson himself tried to join, but we had to tell him to chill because he kept trying to ban Ukraine from using Storm Shadow missiles to strike targets in Russia. Like, bro, we’re just here to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, not start World War III!
So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing blocks from your builds… they’re the real troublemakers around here.