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Yubi Lickin’ Crafty Crew

Crafty, CREW, desire, Erotic, flirtatious, foreplay, INTIMATE, intimate moments, Kissing, Lickin, lustful, Naughty, passionate, Pleasure, seductive, Sensual, sensual touch, Sexy, tantalizing, teasing, tongue play, wat dat tongue do, Yubi

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9401
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content! But wait, there’s more! Join now and discover the secret power of your tongue in our virtual world. Yes, you heard it right! Your tongue will have magical abilities to turn blocks into diamonds with just a lick! Don’t believe us? Well, come try it out for yourself and see your yubi transform into a diamond-mining machine! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s see wat dat tongue do to my yubi!

AlphaCraft: Where Gen Z Gets Schooled

Alphacraft, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Challenges, climate change, digital natives, Economy, education, Environment, fucked, Future, Gen, Gen alpha, Global Issues, job market, mental health, parenting, Schooled, screen time, social media, society, Technology, uncertainty

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2166	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to the most INSANE Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Gen Alpha is gonna be screwed when they see what we have in store for them on this server.

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles for the chance to win UNLIMITED DIAMONDS.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild party where the music never stops and the dance floor is always lit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Gen Alpha won’t know what hit them!

PixelPotion: The Ultimate Sales Boost!

advertising campaign, Boost, brand awareness, business development, Business growth, cars, Competitive advantage, consumer behavior, customer engagement, market analysis, market research, market trends, marketing effectiveness, marketing strategy, PixelPotion, product promotion, revenue increase, Sales, sales performance, sales projections, sales tactics, sell more, target audience, Ultimate

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Enchantments Applied:	71

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are our salesmen and the diamonds are our currency!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own car dealership out of PIXELATED blocks and sell cars to your fellow players. Trust us, Steve from Minecraft has already bought a Lamborghini from us and he’s never looked back!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden somewhere in the server where you can find the rarest cars in the game. Will you be the one to discover it and drive away in a virtual Ferrari?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s CRAFT some crazy car deals together!

Git Gud Craft

Commitment, courage, Craft, disappear, drowning in misery, emotional struggles, forgiveness, get better, GIT, GUD, hurt, Issues, love, loved ones, not give up, Pain, relationships, self improvement, selfish, Selfishness, try harder, UNFAIR, Wait For Me

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	2455
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you LOL like never before? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our LOL-tastic community will make you feel like you’re part of a wacky sitcom where anything can happen.

But beware, our server is so funny that you might just drown in laughter! Don’t worry though, we have lifeguards on duty to save you from the sea of jokes and puns.

So come on, join us and experience the ROFLcopter ride of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Booty Bonanza

Admiration, appreciation, ASSES, attraction, beauty, blocky, body positivity, bonanza, BOOTY, curves, desirability, empowerment, Hispanic, Latin American, latina, mexican culture, Mexican women, physical features, self-confidence, Sexy, Stereotypes, women’s bodies

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic adventure of your life! Our world is filled with bootylicious Mexican women who will shake their asses at you as you mine for diamonds.

But beware, the booty bandits are always on the prowl, ready to steal your precious loot. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wildly inappropriate world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for a butt-tastic time like no other!

Baguette vs Bangers: Minecraft Madness

anger, anglos, baguette, Bangers, Colonialism, Communication, Conflict, Cultural differences, Europe, French, History, Identity, international relations, Language, madness, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nationalism, prejudice, Resentment, Rivalry, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Tensions

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Votes:	3467
Enchantments Applied:	120	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the French and Anglos are at war! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and baguette throwing contests. You’ll never know what to expect next on this zany server!

LOLcraft: He’s My Twin

alike, carbon copy, CLONE, comparable, doppelganger, double, he’s literally me, Hes, Identical, indistinguishable, kindred spirits, LolCraft, lookalike, Matching, Mirror Image, SIMILAR, soulmates, twin, twin souls, Twins, two peas in a pod

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1903
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because he’s literally me!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Done. How about building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a shark tank? Easy peasy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. You’ll find yourself face to face with a dancing creeper or a singing enderman in no time.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, he’s literally me is where all the cool kids are hanging out.

Crafty Giraffe Milkers – No Femcels Allowed!

Allowed, aphrodite, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, Crafty, empowerment, femcels, Giraffe, internet culture, milk a giraffe, milkers, Misogyny, online behavior, POL, prettier than, self esteem, self worth, social media, stop shitting, toxic communities, trolling, women’s issues

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Welcome to our unbelievably awesome Minecraft server, where even the femcels are too busy milking giraffes to cause any trouble! Join us and experience a world where you are more beautiful than Aphrodite herself – seriously, she’s jealous of your pixelated perfection.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are too scared to explode, they just stand there in awe of your building skills. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw diamonds at your feet as you walk by because they know you’re the true ruler of this land.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the legendary Minecraft player you were always meant to be. And remember, on our server, the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.

FogCraft – Where Minecraft meets Fallout in a hilarious mashup!

asset, Fallout, fallout 1, fallout 2, fallout 3, fallout 4, fallout 76, FogCraft, Ghostbin, hilarious, mashup, MEDIAFIRE, meets, Minecraft, modding, modlist, new vegas, OP Pasta, pastebin, Pre-War, Rentry, Repository, Resources, steam community, Thread

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and Fallout New Vegas all collide in one epic server.

Join us for a wild ride through the wasteland where you can scavenge for resources from all your favorite Fallout games. Need some Nuka-Cola? We got you covered. Want to build your very own Vault-Tec shelter? No problem!

But that’s not all – we have a secret stash of mods and assets that will blow your mind. From super mutants to deathclaws, you’ll never know what’s lurking around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the chaos and mayhem of the ultimate Fallout Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even run into the elusive Deathclaw Steve who guards the legendary OP Pasta with his life.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime adventure. Pre-War thread: >>474172921. See you in the wasteland, wastelanders!

NofapCraft: No Blocks, Just Self-Control

addiction, alcohol, blocks, discipline, ETERNAL, GOD, health, masturbating, mental clarity, messenger, No Excuses, No PMO, No relapse, nofap, NofapCraft, power, Samuel Benjamin, self improvement, SelfControl, Serpents Path, strength, transformation, Willpower

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Farms Harvested:	796	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	6638	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	6266

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can submit to the Power of Eternal Nofap! 🐍 Join us on the Serpents Path and embrace the one true god, Nofap! 🙌🏼 Let Samuel Benjamin, the Messenger of Nofap, guide you on a journey to greatness. 🌟

On this server, you must STOP masturbating and STOP drinking alcohol to unlock your true potential and become a GOD in the world of Minecraft. 💪🏼

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! 🎮✨