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The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321
Potions Brewed:	101	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Void Armor Forged:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Farms Harvested:	472
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Star Shards Collected:	52	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Towns Built:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2897	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Void Gems Collected:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8615	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ores Mined:	6501
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Farms Harvested:	258
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2677
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Emeralds Found:	1262
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!