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Zoomers Minecraft SMP: will never understand that for one, brief, shining moment…

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Towns Built:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of zoomers ruining the gaming industry with their microtransactions and gachashit? Do you long for the good old days of pixelated blobs and Lara Croft’s triangle boobs? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we keep it real with no microtransactions or DLC!

Our server is a throwback to the glory days of gaming, where imagination ran wild and you felt like you were truly part of the world. We’ve banned all zoomers from joining so you can enjoy a pure gaming experience without their nonsense.

Join us and relive the golden age of gaming, where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to gachashit forever!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Crops Grown:	2441
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	158
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7520	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6910	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
New Chunks Explored:	386516	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

CraftyQuotez

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Animals Bred:	63	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5899
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/most-powerful-crystal/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4947
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Items Found:	7754	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

HangryCraft

Argument, Boyfriend, CAR, cavities, dentist visit, doctor’s visit, Eating, Food, HangryCraft, Hungry, McDonalds, meal choice, outside, panera, smoothie, stitches, teeth cleaning, Waiting, wisdom teeth

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	487
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

SweetTeachMC SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	183	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!