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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 9313 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).