Shinichi Sakamoto Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Unity Minecraft Server

destiny, Differences, Fighting, Goal, Master, master race, Minecraft, moving forward, one race, people, Race, Server, Survival, tearing apart, Thrive, Unity, unity brings, Wasteland, wrong

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Join our Minecraft server and become part of The Unity, the ultimate master race of players who will dominate the wasteland! Our goal is to unite all players under one banner and move forward to our destiny of Minecraft greatness.

But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?

Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

discount store, Don, Don Quijote, exploring Japan, Japan, Japanese culture, Japanese products, kyoto, Minecraft, must-visit places, offbeat travel spots, Osaka, Quijote, quirky shopping, shopping, smp, souvenir shopping, TOKYO, tourist attractions, travel, travel destinations, travel experiences, travel memories, unique stores

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

RoomieCraftGF Drama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanism, Delusion, denial, discomfort, Drama, Emotional support, friendship, Gaslighting, imaginary girlfriend, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, personal space, reality check, Respect, RoomieCraftGF, roommate, roommate conflict, Social Interaction

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Enchantments Applied:	268	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

NoobCraftersUnited

areas for improvement, collective flaws, collective weaknesses, common deficiencies, common inadequacies, common weaknesses, general inadequacies, general incompetence, general ineptitude, global weaknesses, human limitations, NoobCraftersUnited, shared faults, shared shortcomings, something everyone is bad at, typical failings, universal challenges, universal struggles, widespread imperfections, widespread incompetence

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4764
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, dicked around, ease of transport, ethnostate, hillbillies, homogenous, large bodies of water, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Ostriches, powerful empires, re-tart, sand-head, Server, superior, Trade, White

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ores Mined:	8435
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

achievement, aftermath, BeryL, Berylbros, bros, Competition, Conclusion, Contest, dust, dust settled, end result, Final Result, Minecraft, now.., outcome, Reflection, resolution, satisfaction, Settlers, settling scores, smp, success, triumph, Victorious, Victory, WIN

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

acceptance, Choices, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, Life, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self improvement, smp

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Votes:	2818

Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

WeirdWebCrafts

BIZARRE, bizarre findings, bizarre internet findings, Curiosity, discovery, internet, Internet Mysteries, odd, Oddities, ONLINE, peculiar, peculiarities, strange, strange discoveries, strange internet phenomena, unearthed, UNUSUAL, unusual online discoveries, weird, weird internet findings, WeirdWebCrafts

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9240	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	7821
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Votes:	3467

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Farms Harvested:	868	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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