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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 1678
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Alien Abductions: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Enchantments Applied: 175 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 10

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an attractive, decently popular character who has been around for years. But get this – her whole backstory is practically begging to have some spicy fan-made content made about her. And yet, there is not a single piece of lewd art to be found anywhere! It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved, a challenge for the bravest of adventurers. So come on over and see if you can uncover the truth behind this scandalous lack of porn on our server!

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  • Unfix Hololive Minecraft SMP – It’s Totally Unfair!

    Unfix Hololive Minecraft SMP – It’s Totally Unfair!
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 6859
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

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    Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gameplay experience? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we have a mission to unfix Hololive! Why, you ask? Because the virtual idols have taken over the server and turned everything upside down with their shenanigans!

    Join us as we embark on epic quests to undo the chaos caused by Hololive, from building giant statues of anime girls to battling virtual zombies controlled by the idols themselves. But beware, the idols are always watching and ready to prank unsuspecting players with their mischievous antics.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of madness, come join our Minecraft SMP and help us unfix Hololive once and for all!

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  • Sunrise Squad Minecraft Server

    Sunrise Squad Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 4884
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3954 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 2

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and voting for Trump actually makes you a Minecraft master! That’s right, on our server, every time you vote for Trump, your mining skills increase tenfold and you gain the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of political satire. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

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  • No, Minecraft SMP – you aren’t seriously going to vote for this orange retard…

    No, Minecraft SMP – you aren’t seriously going to vote for this orange retard…
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 5737
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5

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    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to overthrow the evil dictator ruling over the land (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken wearing a top hat).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!

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  • What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 5069
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    New Minecraft ServersLana is a talented artist and designer who has a passion for creativity and innovation. With a background in fashion design, Lana has worked with various high-profile clients and companies to bring her unique vision to life. In her spare time, Lana enjoys traveling, exploring different cultures, and experimenting with new artistic mediums. She strives to continue pushing the boundaries of creativity and inspiring others through her work.

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  • Kami Has Left Japan Minecraft Server

    Kami Has Left Japan Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 4878
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2823 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Magic Items Found: 4980 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 New Chunks Explored: 339354
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Votes: 5795
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 13

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    Welcome to a Minecraft server where Kami, the Japanese deity, has left Japan and decided to set up shop in the virtual world! Join us for a chance to build shrines in their honor and receive blessings for your pixelated adventures.

    Our server is filled with mystical creatures like pixelated dragons and ninja villagers who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a kimono, Kami will grant you three wishes!

    But beware, there are also mischievous kitsune running amok, stealing blocks and causing chaos. Only the bravest and most skilled players can outsmart these tricksters and earn their respect.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky yokai). Who knows, you might just become a legend in the world of Kami has left Japan!

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  • Brit Pol Nebula SMP – The Cosmic Chaos

    Brit Pol Nebula SMP – The Cosmic Chaos
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 3791
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 70 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Ores Mined: 8079

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected alliances that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks and have tamed dragons to do their bidding. But beware, there are also rumors of a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server.

    So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit of enchanted armor made of cheese? Only on our server, where the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll respawn after being blown up by a TNT trap.

    Join us at www.bbc.co.uk and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get seriously silly.

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  • Galactic Adventure Minecraft Server

    Galactic Adventure Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 4331
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Runes Activated: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Emeralds Found: 495
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! Our pigs have wings and can soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. But that’s not all, our cows can break dance and our sheep can beatbox. It’s a farmyard party 24/7 on our server!

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! Mine them, eat them, share them with your friends. Just watch out for the chocolate creepers, they’ll explode in a shower of deliciousness.

    But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are all secretly ninjas, ready to defend the village from any pesky zombies or skeletons that come their way. And our admin team? They’re all wizards who can grant your every wish (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

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  • /Minecraft SMP/ – Monster Hunter General

    /Minecraft SMP/ – Monster Hunter General
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 2157
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Crops Grown: 7599
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 25 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for the craziest adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of creepers.

    Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. From zombie villagers riding llamas to skeleton horses wearing diamond armor, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the lava-filled swimming pool. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

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  • –BachaCraft– Minecraft server

    –BachaCraft– Minecraft server
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 6673
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 450 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

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    The owner of the server “–BachaCraft–” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    185.9.145.201:25861

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