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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 973 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2201 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Join us for a chance to uncover the most unbelievable stories your parents never told you about themselves. From secret double lives as ninja villagers to epic battles with Ender Dragons in their spare time, you’ll never look at your parents the same way again.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a bacon-eating contest. Will you be brave enough to take on this porky powerhouse?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, the truth is stranger than fiction, especially when it comes to your parents!