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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 3750 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 8533 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1616 |
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
