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CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Animals Bred:	133
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

consumer behavior, consumer culture, consumer goods, consumer psychology, consumer society, consumerism, consumption habits., decluttering, Detachment, dispossession, Impermanence, letting go, Loot, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, ownership, personal belongings, possessions, scoot, Server, transience

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

antioxidants, caffeinated, Caffeine, caffeine consumption, Cancer prevention, cardiovascular health, Chai, coffee, CRAZE, diabetes prevention, disease prevention, diseases, health benefits, Health benefits of coffee, Health benefits of tea, Health studies, java, Longevity, Lower disease risk., lower risk, neurological diseases, polyphenols, research findings, tea

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Endless Night Skies:	3
Star Shards Collected:	59	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Divine Spears Created:	28	Towns Built:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Villages Defended:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Star Shards Collected:	249
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Zombie Dances:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

BabyBlockers, birth rate, career focus, childfree, Chile, cultural norms, Decision making, declining birth rates, demographics, Family Planning, fertility, gender equality, Minecraft, Motherhood, personal choice, population decline, reproductive health, social trends, societal expectations, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

#Automotive, auto parts, bucket, bucket of steam, comedy, funny, gag gifts, hilarious, humor, inventory, joke products, Mechanics, new guy, Practical Jokes, prank, pranks, Shop, shop supplies, Steam, stores, Tools, Trickery, unexpected items, workplace humor

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2397	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

Plasma Hole Blasters

astronomical discovery, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, Blasters, Celestial, Cosmic, discovery, emission, Galactic, Gigantic, Hole, jets, Massive, massive black hole, pair, Phenomenon, Plasma, plasma jets, scientific observation, Space, Universe

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	5

OMG GUYS, DIS SERVER BE LIKE A GIANT BLACK HOLE WITH PLASMA JETS SHOOTIN’ OUT EVERYWHERE! IT’S LIT AF, YOU GOTTA JOIN TO EXPERIENCE DA CRAZINESS. IMAGINE BUILDIN’ YOUR HOUSE WHILE DODGIN’ PLASMA JETS, IT’S A REAL ADRENALINE RUSH, YO. PLUS, THE BLACK HOLE BE LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!