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The Balding Explorer 1.21

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Yo, forget about my man’s balding head, come join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life!

We got pixelated blocks for days and mobs that will make you question your sanity.

Plus, who needs hair when you can build epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss?

Join us and let your inner blocky adventurer shine, balding or not!

Kissing Company Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Votes:	7827
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Farms Harvested:	605	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a kissing company! That’s right, for just $5, you can get a kiss from one of our hand-picked ladies in the game. And let me tell you, these virtual kisses are worth every penny!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen!

SnowGlobeSurprise

christmas, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Decision making, devastation, disagreement, family, fragile, gift, insistence, parenting, prediction, regret, second guessing, Shattered, snow globe, SnowGlobeSurprise, Stingy, Strict, Wife

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	111	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of snow globes and the devastation that comes with breaking them! Join us for a world where fragile items are cherished and protected (or not, depending on how good you are at not dropping them).

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the delicate beauty of snow globes and understand the struggle of trying to keep them intact. Whether you’re a pro at handling fragile items or just enjoy the thrill of living on the edge, this server is the place for you.

Just like in the story above, you never know when a snow globe might shatter and bring chaos to your virtual world. But hey, at least you’ll get to enjoy it first before it inevitably breaks, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the excitement of living on the edge with fragile items. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the importance of listening to your wife (or not).

PublicPVPPrankster – Minecraft SMP

Assertiveness, awkward, Body language, Boundaries, bystander intervention, Communication, Confrontation, consent, flirtation, Harassment, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, Move, personal space, Public, PublicPVPPrankster, reaction, Respect, self defense, smp, social norms, societal expectations, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1670	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	87	Enchantments Applied:	52
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is actually a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but raw potatoes as weapons. And every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the forest and grants wishes to anyone who can find it.

So if you want to join a server where the sky is purple, the trees are made of candy, and the pigs wear top hats, then come on over and join us! Just be prepared to be attacked by flying squids and chased by dancing skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and the chance to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle. See you there, my fellow Minecraft maniacs! #bestserverever #llamalove #potatowarriors

PixelPurse

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Have you ever thought that potatoes could be the key to becoming a Minecraft millionaire? Well, on our server, we have a secret underground potato farm that produces the rarest and most valuable potatoes in the entire Minecraft universe. Join our server and become the ultimate potato tycoon, selling your spuds for insane amounts of virtual cash!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines of our server. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a pet panda army that roams the server, ready to protect and serve their fearless leader (that’s you, by the way). Ride into battle on the back of a panda and conquer all who dare to challenge you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most potato-filled adventure of your Minecraft life!

EclipticPvP

Community, competitive, Cross-Play, crossplay, Discord, EclipticPvP, Economy, Factions, Gaming, Join, Minecraft, Network, Payouts, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Season, Server, Skyblock

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8760	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Gamemodes Available: – Skyblock – Factions – Prisons – and more! $1,000+ Payouts Per Season

Join today and don’t miss out! Discord: https://discord.gg/qKX3dFhNsM

play.eclipticpvp.net

Vaultcraft

Apply Here, building, Community, data packs, Donator Stores, Economy, Events, free, Griefing, HACKING, Map, Mods, Opinions, profit, rules, season two, shopping district, smp, stealing, Survival, VaultCraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

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▷ 🧉 Vaultcraft Lounge
▷ 📡 Official Website
▷ 🎞️ Instagram Account
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Who are we?

Vaultcraft is a non-pay to win server dedicated to providing the Vanilla Survival Multiplayer experience on a gorgeous 1.18 generated world. We are actively looking for new mature players that have interest in participating in the events of an exclusive long term community based world.

▷ Commitment to Vanilla-esk

Our server is considered 99% vanilla because it employ’s the use of data packs and mods to create the ultimate survival vanilla experience, some call this Vanilla PLUS. The chosen mods enhance the regular vanilla game instead of altering gameplay in any major way.

▷ Commitment to Community

Our community is small however it is always looking to expand. To help ensure players have a fair experience we have a few simple rules:

No Hacking
No Griefing
No Stealing

Players are encouraged and allowed to express their opinions, which will be protected whilst one participates in this community.

▷ Commitment to Free

Unlike other servers, Vaultcraft is 100% free from any micro-transactions & donator stores. We will never attempt to generate any profit off our community.

Information:

▷ Season Two

The second season of Vaultcraft started on the 1st of October 2022. Season One ended prematurely due to a badly picked map which ultimately couldn’t be a “forever” world.

▷ Server Build

fabric_1.21.jar

▷ Spawn Shopping District

Our beautiful 1.18 generated spawn is transforming into our shopping district which is fueled by the diamond economy.

Interested in Vaultcraft? Apply Here!!!

Mystic Lands 1.20.1

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this sick Minecraft server that’s like a whole new country, but in the virtual world. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question reality itself.

We’ve got pixelated landscapes that will blow your mind and make you feel like you’re in a whole new dimension. Plus, our community is filled with the weirdest and wackiest players you’ll ever meet, so you’ll never have a dull moment.

So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey unlike any other and experience a world that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew, then come join us on this epic Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

The Insistent Movie Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie that insists upon itself! We’ve got crazy storylines, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Join us if you want to be part of a server where anything can happen. From giant chickens terrorizing the land to secret underground societies of villagers plotting world domination, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, trust us on this one. You won’t regret joining our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. You’re welcome in advance for the adventure of a lifetime!

HackMyDay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	9833
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Villages Defended:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like right now! It’s like, the most epic server ever, I swear. Like, they have this crazy life hack where if you mine diamond ore with a wooden pickaxe, you get like, double the diamonds! I know, it sounds insane, but trust me, it totally works. And the best part is, there’s this secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond horse armor. Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. So yeah, if you want to level up your Minecraft game and have the most epic adventures ever, you gotta join this server ASAP!