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No Apology Accepted!

Accepted, Apology, care, confusion, Conversation, Dead, drunk driving incident, EXCUSE, green thumb, Human, Instructions, mistake, pet sitting, Plants, response, Risk, Shocked, Soul, stress, Upset, voicemail

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	439	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Votes:	468
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	161

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of plant drama like never before. Imagine logging in to find your virtual plants bone dry and dead because your friend forgot to water them. The horror!

But wait, there’s more! Engage in intense voicemail battles with your friends over the importance of plant souls. Who knew pixels could be so emotional?

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of excuses for you to use when your virtual plants meet their untimely demise. “I didn’t realize you needed that one inside” is just the beginning.

So come on down to our server and let the plant wars begin. Who will come out on top in this epic battle of green thumbs? Join now and find out!

CubicleCraft SMP: BullyBeGone!

abuse of power, BullyBeGone, bullying, Conflict Resolution, coping strategies, CubicleCraft, discrimination, Emotional Abuse, Harassment, hostile work environment, HR intervention, intimidation, mental health impact, mistreatment, professional development, psychological abuse, RETALIATION, seeking support, smp, standing up for oneself, toxic work environment, verbal abuse, workplace bullying

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of getting griefed by your so-called “friends” on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-bullying policy! In fact, we have a team of trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to bully you. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

One time, a player tried to bully me by stealing all my diamonds and building a giant statue of themselves right in front of my house. But little did they know, I had a secret weapon – a pet creeper named Bob. Bob may have exploded my house in the process, but at least that bully got what was coming to them.

So if you’re tired of dealing with workplace bullying on other servers, come join us! We promise you’ll never have to worry about getting griefed again. Plus, our llamas are really good at giving hugs.

LoudCarLamentCraft

annoying noise, car culture, car enthusiasts, car exhaust, car modifications, custom cars, disruptive vehicles, inconsiderate drivers, loud cars, loud engines, LoudCarLamentCraft, noisy vehicles, obnoxious cars, vehicle noise, vehicle noise pollution

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Animals Bred:	131	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of getting your eardrums blasted by guys with very loud cars? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is a car-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore in peace without any revving engines ruining your vibe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground llama dance parties and boogie down like never before.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees whisper secrets and the animals can talk. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into with our magical woodland creatures?

So say goodbye to the noise pollution of guys with very loud cars and hello to a world of endless fun and silliness on our Minecraft server. Join us today and let the craziness begin!

BidenCraftUltimatum

biden, BidenCraftUltimatum, Cabinet approval, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gallant trip, Government, international relations, Israel, Israeli Defense Minister, Israeli prime minister, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Netanyahu, official visit, Politics, summit, Ultimatum, US, US president

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Farms Harvested:	288
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

So, like, this server is totally off the chain, man. Like, imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in a world where Netanyahu is giving ultimatums left and right, like “Talk to Biden or else!” And then Gallant is all like “Nah man, I need Cabinet approval first.” It’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form, dude.

But wait, there’s more! You can join in on the fun and be part of the crazy negotiations between world leaders. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours, my friend.

Plus, there are epic quests and challenges that will make your head spin. Like, one time I had to fight a dragon while balancing a stack of pancakes on my head. It was wild, man.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh till your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!

Jumping Universe Showdown

Alternate Realities, capability, disproved theory, Existence, existence of self, hypothetical scenarios, infinite universes, Jumping, jumping between universes, multiple dimensions, multiverse theory, multiverses, parallel universes, Possibility, proof, Quantum Mechanics, Reality, scientific speculation, showdown, theoretical physics, theoretical physics concept, Universe

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Yo, you ever wanted to prove infinite universes exist by joining a Minecraft server? Well, this is the place for you! We got players jumping between universes like it’s nobody’s business. Imagine a universe where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. That’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll see on this server. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Join us and become a multiverse explorer today!

NovarusMC: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream! Get ready to battle it out in PvP!

battle, Biomes, character creation, Community, cream, Discord, Faction, Factions, Geopolitics, Ice, Lore, Medieval, Nations, NovarusMC, open world, orcs, player interaction, Politics, PvP, Ready, Roleplay, Sandbox, Semivanilla, Server, Survival, Transportation, War, world maps

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Server Name	NovarusMC
Type	Geopolitical Minecraft Server
Features	– Create nations, cultures, religions, lore– Infinite possibilities– Open world transportation– Wars, politics and roleplay
Website	Visit website

FAQ

1. Can I create my own nation on the server?

Yes, you can create your own nation with its own culture, religion, and lore.

2. Are there restrictions on player interactions?

There are no TP commands on the server, encouraging more player interaction and open world transportation.

3. How are ores separated between biomes?

Ores are separated between biomes to encourage more player interaction and exploration.

4. Can I start wars on the server?

Yes, you can start wars, get into politics, and create your own roleplay character.

5. Is there a Discord community for the server?

Yes, you can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/QBCS7kmSHy

BondCraft Minecraft Server

action, BondCraft, Espionage, fan reactions, Franchise, game design, game development, Gaming, hitman games, iconic character, io interactive, james bond, Licensed Game, long tail tags, Minecraft, New Release, Popular, Sequel, Server, Spy, stealth, video games

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Emeralds Found:	3224
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Our server is like if James Bond and Hitman had a love child and it was raised in the world of Minecraft. Imagine sneaking around, taking out enemies with style, and saving the world one block at a time. Join us for the ultimate spy experience and see if you have what it takes to be the next blocky Bond!

Grid Mania Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, body image, character design, controversy, criticism, cultural norms, discussion, Fan Service, fat, Female Characters, Grid, Gridman, internet, Mania, media analysis, Minecraft, Opinions, question.., Rikka, smp, social media, thicc, thighs

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Votes:	1824	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Rikka’s thighs are so fat because she’s been doing squats in Minecraft for hours on end! Join us for a chance to witness this epic feat of virtual fitness and maybe even challenge her to a thigh-off competition. Who knows, you might even get a special prize for participating! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

LessonsInMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Character development, Experience, growth mindset., hard way, learning, LessonsInMinecraftSMP, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, Life skills, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place on the block! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Forget about life lessons, on our server you’ll learn the most important lesson of all: how to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig! Trust us, it’s a skill you’ll definitely need in real life.

Join now and become part of our wacky community where anything can happen, from building a rollercoaster that launches you into outer space to battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!

DreamCrafters

bizarre conversations, dream talk, DreamCrafters, funny anecdotes, nighttime chatter, odd phrases, peculiar statements, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, Sleep Talking, sleep talking anecdotes, sleep talking experiences, sleep talking stories, strange behavior, strange occurrences, subconscious thoughts, talking in sleep, unusual behavior, unusual habits, weird things

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6770	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate sleep talker’s paradise! Join us and you’ll hear the most bizarre and hilarious sleep talking conversations that will have you laughing for hours.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth when suddenly, you hear someone mumbling about flying pigs and talking creepers. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when out of nowhere, someone starts reciting the entire Bee Movie script in their sleep. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have legendary treasure hunts where the loot is so valuable, it’ll make your diamond armor look like a pile of dirt. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to bust a move.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most entertaining Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.