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Minecraft SMP – /crg/ – Creeper Rave Gang

Android Apps, carrier variants, creeper, CRG, current models, custom ROM, de-googled phones, DEBLOAT, frequency checker, Gang, general, iPhone, Minecraft, open source, phone help, phone size comparison, privacy guides, rave, recommended phones, reviews, rooting, shekels spent, Smartphone, smp, upcoming models

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Emeralds Found:	5615
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of our server.

Are you tired of boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes at all times. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what will happen next!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for a day. Imagine the chaos you can cause with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

/spg/ – Minecraft SMP: Smartphone Survival

Android applications, Android on iToy, apex edition, app compatibility, carrier variants, current models, custom ROM, de-googled phones, DEBLOAT, frequency checkers, iPhone shill, locked bootloaders, Minecraft, mini-review, open source, phone features, phone help, phone size comparison, privacy guides, recommended phones, reviews, rooting, shekels spent, Smartphone, smp, spg, Survival, upcoming models

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this server.

Do you want to know which phone has X and Y feature? Don’t bother asking, just use these crazy resources we have for you: a phone size comparison that will make you question reality, a frequency checker that will blow your mind, and a debloater for your stock ROM that will make your phone feel brand new.

But wait, there’s more! We have everything you need for rooting and custom ROMs, open source Android applications that will make you feel like a hacker, and a compatibility list for de-googled phones that will make you rethink your entire existence.

And don’t even get us started on the mini-reviews of your phone – if anyone aggressively promotes iPhone, they’re probably just a micropenis shill and should be ignored. Join us for discussions on upcoming and current models, ask for help related to phones, and brag about how many shekels you spent on your latest purchase.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and chaos. Previous threads don’t even compare to the madness that awaits you here!

Block the Bite Minecraft Server

#Textiles, BITE, Bite Blocking, BLOCK, clothing, Clothing (Industry), disease prevention, Fabric, Fabric Development, health, innovation, Innovation in Textiles, insect repellent, Minecraft, mosquito, Mosquito Bite Prevention, mosquito control, Protection, research, researchers, Science, Server, Technology, textile engineering

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	361272
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	277	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magic Items Found:	2646	Endless Night Skies:	3

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got textiles dat block dem pesky mosquito bites! imagine playin minecraft without gettin all itchy from dem bloodsuckers, it’s a game changer, fo realz.

we got scientists workin round da clock to make sure yo character stays itch-free while u build dem epic structures and battle dem creepers. ain’t nothin gonna stop u from bein da ultimate minecraft boss on dis server, not even dem annoying mosquitoes.

so come on and join us, where da bugs don’t bite and da fun never stops. u won’t regret it, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

baby accessories, baby essentials, baby fashion, baby gear, baby products, comfort, cute, infant care, Minecraft, pacifier clips, pacifier designs, pacifier holders, pacifier safety, pacifier trends, pacifiers, parenting, PIXEL, playhouse, Server, Sexy, soothing, stylish pacifiers, teething, trendy pacifiers

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Are pacifiers sexy or cute? Who cares when you can join our Minecraft server and build a giant pacifier castle! We have a special plugin that turns all mobs into adorable babies sucking on pacifiers. Join us for the ultimate pacifier-themed adventure, where you can battle zombie babies and ride on pacifier-shaped horses. Don’t miss out on the paci-tastic fun!

Minecraft SMP: Niji EN – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

AiaAmare, AsterArcadia, ClaudeClawmark, D_Dropscythe, Denauth, discordfags, enna alouette, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, ike eveland, iluna, KlaraCharmwood, KotokaTorahime, KRISIS, lazulight, luca kaneshiro, Luxiem, MariaMari0nette, MelocoKyoran, millie parfait, Minecraft, minecraft server, Miscellaneous, niji, Niji-mado, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN Teamup schedule, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, Petra Gurin, petragurin, Reimu Endou, RenZott0, Rosemi Lovelock, RyomaBarrenworth, samefags, ScarleYonaguni, Shenanigans, shitposting, shu yamino, smp, sonny brisko, tribalfags, ttt, TwistyAmanozako, twitter widgets, Tyrant Vanta, Uki Violeta, VBrightshield, VerVermillion, VezaliusBandage, vox akuma, xsoleil, YuQWilson

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	95973
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Potions Brewed:	171
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the players are as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart!

Join us for a wild ride with the Nijisanji EN crew, where you can witness epic battles between Petra Gurin and a horde of zombies, or watch LazuLight try to build a house without setting it on fire (spoiler alert: it never ends well).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin once had a build-off that ended with a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. True story.

And let’s not forget about Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, Reimu Endou, and the gang once staged a musical performance using only note blocks. It was so beautiful, even the Ender Dragon shed a tear.

Luxiem is where the party never stops, with Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma throwing the wildest raves this side of the Nether. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie dance the Macarena.

And who could forget about ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette, Aia Amare, Aster Arcadia, Scarle Yonaguni, and RenZott0 formed a boy band called “The Creeper Crushers” and took the Minecraft world by storm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it.

CtrlAltDeleteLoveCraft

communication in relationships, confrontational situations, controlling girlfriend, CtrlAltDeleteLoveCraft, Friendship Dynamics, friendship fallout, Gender Roles, group outings, hanging out, Hiking, lunch with friends, odd relationship dynamic, personal boundaries, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, social dynamics, social etiquette, swimming hole, trust in relationships, trust issues

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5223	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no controlling girlfriends allowed!

We promise you won’t have to deal with any K’s or his overbearing girlfriend here. Our server is a place where you can swim with as many girls as you want without anyone questioning your motives. Plus, our community is so trusting that you can even go on hikes with 4 guys and your husband won’t bat an eye!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs controlling girlfriends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and let the fun begin!

RewatchableSMP – Minecraft SMP

Addictive, Beloved, binge-worthy, classic, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, long tail tag, memorable, Minecraft, must watch, Nostalgia, Popular, recommended, Rewatchable, RewatchableSMP, series, smp, television, Timeless, top rated, tv show

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Divine Spears Created:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things)!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party. They spent hours exploring, building, and laughing until they cried. And that player? They never left.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you coming back for more, join us today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our world of endless possibilities.

BlockBusterFamPressure

BlockBusterFamPressure, Choices, Communication, coping mechanisms, cultural influences, emotional well being, family dynamics, family expectations, Identity, Individuality, Life decisions, mental health, personal growth, pressures, relationships, resilience, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, societal norms, support systems

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Animals Bred:	58
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Endless Night Skies:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of living up to your family’s expectations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only pressure you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ve mined! Our server is the perfect escape from the stress of family obligations, allowing you to build, explore, and create your own world without anyone telling you what to do.

Join us and experience the freedom of crafting your own destiny, far away from the prying eyes of judgmental relatives. Who needs family pressure when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where the only expectations are the ones you set for yourself. Trust us, your virtual blocky family will be way more supportive than your real one!

Blocky Brain Busters

blocky, Brain, brain fog, brain health, brain impacts, Busters, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, covid complications, Covid-19, health, long haulers, long-term effects, long-term recovery, Medical research, Neurological, neurological symptoms, pandemic, post-covid syndrome, research, respiratory illness, study, Virus

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Zombie Dances:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

so like, our server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this study that says playing on our server can like, totally reverse any brain damage you may have. like, if you’ve been hit with a creeper explosion one too many times and now you can’t remember your own name, our server will fix you right up.

we got doctors and scientists and stuff working round the clock to make sure our server is the best place to be if you wanna get your brain back in tip-top shape. like, forget about those boring old servers where all you do is mine for diamonds and build boring houses. on our server, you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes while solving complex puzzles that will totally exercise your brain muscles.

so come on down to our server and get ready to have your mind blown (not literally, tho, that would be bad). join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft mastermind!

Snowflake Gamers Minecraft Server

Androgynous characters, Character customization, Childish audience, gamer culture, Gamer reactions, gamer stereotypes, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming community backlash, gaming controversies, Gender diversity in gaming, gender representation, Masculine female characters, Minecraft, online gaming, Pronouns, Sensitivity in gaming, Server, snowflake, snowflakes, Social issues in gaming., toxic masculinity, video game controversies

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8181
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with crybabies who can’t handle a little gender diversity in their games? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all the tough gamers out there!

Join us for a wild ride where pronouns are just letters, character customization is as easy as pie, and our main characters are so androgynous they’ll make your head spin! And don’t even get us started on our masculine female characters – they’ll kick butt and take names like nobody’s business.

So if you’re ready to leave the softies behind and join a server where the only thing getting twisted is your sense of humor, then come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re too much of a crybaby to handle the fun!

Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit

HOLY, Minecraft, Shit, smp

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, away games, college alma mater, college buddies, CraftyBooze, drinking alcohol, family dynamics, Football Fans, hosting parties, kids parties, Minecraft, NEW FRIEND, oktoberfest, parent’s concerns, parenting choices, Rager, school functions, Server, social etiquette, social gatherings, son’s friend

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Dragon Eggs Found:	7752	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6149
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!