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  • Minecraft SMP – /crg/ – Creeper Rave Gang

    Minecraft SMP – /crg/ – Creeper Rave Gang

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of our server.

    Are you tired of boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes at all times. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what will happen next!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for a day. Imagine the chaos you can cause with that kind of power!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • /spg/ – Minecraft SMP: Smartphone Survival

    /spg/ – Minecraft SMP: Smartphone Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this server.

    Do you want to know which phone has X and Y feature? Don’t bother asking, just use these crazy resources we have for you: a phone size comparison that will make you question reality, a frequency checker that will blow your mind, and a debloater for your stock ROM that will make your phone feel brand new.

    But wait, there’s more! We have everything you need for rooting and custom ROMs, open source Android applications that will make you feel like a hacker, and a compatibility list for de-googled phones that will make you rethink your entire existence.

    And don’t even get us started on the mini-reviews of your phone – if anyone aggressively promotes iPhone, they’re probably just a micropenis shill and should be ignored. Join us for discussions on upcoming and current models, ask for help related to phones, and brag about how many shekels you spent on your latest purchase.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and chaos. Previous threads don’t even compare to the madness that awaits you here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • wispwood

    wispwood

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Wispwood!

    We’re a cottagecore themed survival server with gameplay that focuses on reminding you of how relaxing Minecraft can be. The days last 3 times as long, nights can’t be skipped (but they are less dangerous), and we’ve got snails and bugs!

    Even though we run a modern server that uses the latest tech, the spirit is rooted in old school survival.

    Features

    A small and cosy PG-13 community for hanging out and enjoying a survival experience that encourages you to take things slow and go at a relaxed pace.
    A custom resource pack bringing dozens of custom modelled mobs, NPCs, items, furniture, plushies, cosmetic, all without the player needing to download any mods!
    A timeline with features to be added (like carnival minigames and RPG dungeons!)

    IP: play.thenestmc.com Links: Quickstart Guide | Piggies

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server family-friendly? Yes, the server is PG-13 and encourages a friendly and relaxed atmosphere.
    Can I use mods on the server? No mods are required as we have a custom resource pack with custom models.
    What sets Wispwood apart from other servers? Our focus on a relaxing and nostalgic survival experience with unique features like snails and bugs.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Epic Adventure Isles 1.21.3

    Epic Adventure Isles 1.21.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bruh, this server is like if Bill Gates went crazy and started spending all his money on Minecraft gamepasses, buying out Bethesda and Activision, and making consoles obsolete. Like, what even is reality anymore? Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, money-wasting, console-destroying Minecraft experience. It’s like stepping into a parallel universe where everything is just…weird. But in a good way, I think? Just join and see for yourself, it’s a trip you won’t forget.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyRageCraft

    BabyRageCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this story? Look no further! Join our server for some baby mama drama and surprise birthday parties that will leave you shooketh!

    Reasons to join: – Witness more plot twists than a soap opera – Experience the thrill of waiting for a text that never comes – Enjoy brunch with virtual friends who may or may not cancel on you last minute – Get the chance to be left out of social media posts just like in real life

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions in the world of Minecraft! Remember, drama llama approved!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GiftCraftCooler

    GiftCraftCooler

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, honey, forget about boring gifts like socks and gift cards. The coolest gift you’ll ever receive is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that could shoot fireballs and summon dragons to do their bidding. And that’s not all, they also discovered a secret underground disco party where all the mobs were dancing to the beat of a jukebox playing “Creeper, Aw Man”. So, if you want to experience epic adventures, crazy surprises, and maybe even find a diamond sword of your own, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, it’s the gift that keeps on giving.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TrudeauCraft Minecraft Server

    TrudeauCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how justin trudeau is always like, “hey, i’m the prime minister of canada and stuff”? well, guess what, he’s gonna like, quit or something! apparently he’s gonna be all like, “yo, i’m outta here, peace out, eh?” and everyone’s gonna be like, “whaaat?!”

    but, like, don’t worry about all that boring political stuff, come join our minecraft server instead! we have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. plus, rumor has it that justin trudeau himself is gonna join us after he quits being prime minister. can you imagine mining diamonds with justin trudeau? it’s gonna be wild, eh?

    so, like, forget about all that real world drama and come join our server for some good old fashioned fun. who needs politics when you have minecraft, amirite? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SabotageCraft: TaiwanUndersea

    SabotageCraft: TaiwanUndersea

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u kno wat wuld b way bettr than dealin with all that drama? joinin dis EPIC minecraft server, bruh! we got crazzy underwater adventures, just like dat cable near taiwan, except we wont sabotage u, we’ll just giv u a fun time! swim with dolphins, build ur own underwater city, and fight off evil squids tryna mess with ur vibe. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on dis watery wonderland. come join us and make a splash!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Midgets Are Stacked – Minecraft Server

    Midgets Are Stacked – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where midgets rule the land and have the biggest dongs in all the land. u wont believe ur eyes when u see these tiny dudes swinging their massive schlongs around, it’s like a circus but with more blocky graphics. come for the midgets, stay for the dong show. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Funding Wars: Risky Research & Wellbeing

    Pixel Funding Wars: Risky Research & Wellbeing

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you ever been mining in minecraft and suddenly a creeper blows up all your hard-earned diamonds? well, on this server, creepers are banned! yep, that’s right, no more pesky green guys ruining your day.

    not only that, but we have a secret underground city full of treasure and mystery waiting to be explored. legend has it that the city was built by ancient aliens who left behind powerful artifacts for those brave enough to find them.

    oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own pet dragon? yep, you heard me right. you can fly around on a dragon and rain fire down on your enemies. it’s epic.

    join us on this server for the adventure of a lifetime. who needs boring old funding when you can have dragons and treasure hunts instead? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP