Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your love life? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’ll make your ex’s jaw drop when she sees how much you’ve grown (literally). Join us and experience the thrill of conquering new territory, just like you conquered that other girl who offered you sex. With endless possibilities and surprises around every corner, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!
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Crafty Love Minecraft Server
10/10 experience, break up with gf cus she cant fit my dick, Crafty, ex comes back to me told me she wants to fuck now that her pussy is ready, ffw a year, go fuck the girl who offered, i try for hours over multiple attempts, i’m her 3rd fuck, Infidelity, it hurts her too much, killing myself, love, Minecraft, moving on, other girl in my life offering me sex, relationship issues, self worth, Server, sexual frustration, she said she fucked a black guy, she says it’ll never fit, shes devastated, shes too tight, try to fug gf
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Evacuate Me Minecraft Server
Assistance, Crisis, emergency, evacuate, evacuation, Foreign Office, Government, Help, International, Leave, Minecraft, Overseas, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, Server, stranded, Support, travel advisory, travel alert, UK tourists, Warning
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well boy do i have the server for u! it’s so lit, even the Foreign Office is warning UK tourists to leave their boring vacations and join us instead. they’re like “leave now and don’t wait for us to evacuate you, go play on this epic server instead!”why should u join? well let me tell u, we have the craziest builds u’ve ever seen. we got a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused).
oh and get this, our staff is like the Avengers of Minecraft. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a castle or fighting off a horde of zombies. they’re basically superheroes in block form.
so what are u waiting for? leave your boring vacation behind and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and tell the Foreign Office we said hi!
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MaduroLostInMinecraft
authoritarian regime, current events, Democracy, democracy in crisis, election results, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, Government, international relations, Latin America, Lost Decisively, Maduro, MaduroLostInMinecraft, News, opposition, Opposition Victory, political change, political upheaval, Politics, south america, Venezuela
lol join our minecraft server where we have the most epic battles like the time when maduro tried to build a wall around his base but the opposition players came in with their diamond swords and totally wrecked him. it was like a political showdown but in minecraft. come join us and be part of the revolution, where even the election results are presented by the opposition. maduro may have lost decisively in real life, but in our server, anything can happen. who will come out on top? join us and find out, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
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DimensionSteal
Adventure, Bosses, Classes, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Loot, Magic, Monsters, Progression, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Skills, strategy, Survival
Lifesteal Sever with new dimensions that makes the game different and adds a real purpose to lifesteal and what grinding means. Many dimensions to explore! Join now!
dimensionsteal.net
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Xa! The Vanilla SMP server where even the trees are happier than you! 1.21
admin tools, Builds, chat protection, Community, data packs, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Griefing, Halloween, happier, long term, Mods, player heads, Protection, Server, shopping, smp, Spawn, Themed, Trees, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist
Minecraft Server Overview
Players 300+ Daily Active Players 20 Server Events Community themed events, next one is Halloween Whitelist Yes, to stay closer to vanilla and protect builds Server Restart No, no new “seasons”, builds are permanent Mods & Data Packs Dynmap, player heads, admin tools, chat protection, discord-minecraft chatbot FAQ
Question Answer Is griefing allowed? No, strict rules against griefing/stealing/hacking What is the age range of members? 16-47, with most in their 20-30s Are there community builds at spawn? Yes, some cool community builds happening How can I join? Join our discord: https://discord.gg/B6rnFmg6Eg
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SaveTheWorld Minecraft Server
above help, action, Adventure, Anime, Audacity, awakened powers, FANTASY, friendship, japanese animation, long tail, Magical Girl, Manga, Minecraft, not long ago, sailor moon, Sailor Scouts, saved the world, savetheworld, Server, SuperHero, teamwork, three times, Usagi🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Usagi and her squad of magical girls who have saved the world THREE freaking times! 🌟🚀 Watch out for those two losers who think they’re all that, but really they just awakened their powers yesterday and still can’t even craft a basic pickaxe. 🤣
🔥 Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper or two. Trust us, you won’t be able to take this server seriously at all – and that’s the best part! 😂
So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s show those noobs what real power looks like! 💪🦄🔮
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CrackCraft SMP – “Is Everyone on Minecraft SMP Smoking Crack?”
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Are people building crack houses in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-crack cocaine policy! Instead, we offer a world of endless possibilities where you can build your dream crack house (just kidding, please don’t do that). Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re just in-game). So come on, leave the crack behind and join us for some blocky fun!
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TinyTears Minecraft SMP
bawling, cried, crying, emotional reactions, emotional response, emotional triggers, emotions, INSIGNIFICANT, Minecraft, minor issues, minuscule, Petty, sensitivity, Small, smallest thing, smp, sobbing, Tears, Tiny, TinyTears, trivialJoin our Minecraft SMP where the tiniest things will make you cry tears of joy! Our server is so epic that even the smallest block placement will bring you to tears. Rumor has it that one player built a tiny house for their pet chicken and couldn’t stop crying for days because it was just too cute. So if you’re ready to experience the most emotional Minecraft gameplay of your life, come join us and prepare to shed tears over the smallest things!
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HateLoveCraft
different perspective, distinct flavor, exclusive enjoyment, favorite thing, guilty pleasure, HateLoveCraft, individual preference, love it, misunderstood, niche interest, odd preference, out of the ordinary, particular fondness, peculiar fascination, quirky taste, rare enjoyment, special liking, uncommon hobby, unconventional choice, unique taste, unpopular opinion
Do you love getting lost in a never-ending maze of caves filled with creepers and skeletons? Do you enjoy the thrill of accidentally falling into a pit of lava and losing all your precious diamonds? Then boy oh boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!Join our server for the ultimate challenge of trying to survive in a world where everything is out to get you. Our spawn point is conveniently located right in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, so good luck trying to make it out alive!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special feature where every time you mine a block, there’s a 50% chance it will explode in your face. It’s like playing Russian roulette with pickaxes!
So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns, come join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a few extra lives) because you’re gonna need it!
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KetchupCraft – Fake Blood Edition
attorney general, authoritarianism, Blood, civil disobedience, Corruption, Crisis, Deception, Edition, Fake, fake blood, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, ketchup, KetchupCraft, Latin America, Manipulation, Political unrest, Propaganda, Protesters, PROTESTS, simulation, Venezuela, violenceso, like, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit, man. like, u won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, one time, this dude built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. i know, right? insane!and, get this, there’s this secret underground club where all the pigs and chickens hang out. they have their own little dance parties and everything. it’s wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the treasure hunt? yeah, there’s like, hidden treasure all over the place. u gotta follow the clues and solve riddles to find it. it’s like, the ultimate challenge, bro.
so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next. plus, u can totally prank your friends by pretending to be a ghost and scaring them. it’s hilarious, trust me.
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RespawnHeroes
Bravery, Commitment, danger, Dedication, Duty, emergency responders, Firefighters, health, Heroes, Honor, perseverance, Protection, resilience, RespawnHeroes, Risk, sacrifice, Safety, Selflessness, service, soldiers, workso like, this server is like being a soldier or firefighter but in minecraft. u gotta be brave and fight off creepers and zombies like a total hero. u can build epic bases and protect your friends from the evil mobs. it’s like a never-ending battle for survival, but with way more fun and less actual danger. join this server if u wanna be a minecraft warrior and show everyone how tough u really are. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, so that’s a bonus. come on, join us and be a hero in the world of blocks and pixels.