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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 3169 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 206 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
first off, our calorie labels on menus are so on point, they will make u rethink ur entire diet. we got u covered with all the healthy options, like, u can choose between a carrot or a celery stick. but watch out, cuz those options are only 11 calories, which is basically a single pringle crisp. so, if u wanna stay fit and have a laugh, join us now!
but wait, there’s more! our server is so wild, we once had a creeper come in and start dancing to disco music. it was lit, fam. we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. join us and u might just stumble upon this hidden treasure trove!
so, what r u waiting for? come join our wacky, calorie-conscious, creeper-dancing, treasure-filled minecraft server now! u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and laughter, in which case, u should probably go play solitaire or something.
